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Thursday edition - August 25, 2011




Cheney Says He Urged Bush to Bomb Syria in ’07

Former Vice President Dick Cheney says in a new memoir that he urged President George W. Bush to bomb a suspected Syrian nuclear reactor site in June 2007. But, he wrote, Mr. Bush opted for a diplomatic approach after other advisers — still stinging over “the bad intelligence we had received about Iraq’s stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction” — expressed misgivings.


AG calls phone hacking report 'very disturbing'

Attorney General Eric Holder on Wednesday called a report of possible phone hacking targeting 9/11 victims and their families very disturbing and he assured them in a

With CIA help, NYPD moves covertly in Muslim areas
Since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, the New York Police Department has become one of the nation's most aggressive domestic intelligence agencies, targeting ethnic communities in ways that would run afoul of civil liberties rules if practiced by the federal government, an Associated Press investigation has found.


Dick Cheney said he had a lengthy dream that he was Caligula.
Dude, that was no dream.*


*Saw it on





Rick Perry is like George Bush Lite. And yes, that is redundant. - Will Durst


Glenn Beck Insults All Europeans



One year after hosting a mega rally in Washington, D.C, conservative pundit Glenn Beck gathered supporters near a holy site in Israel Wednesday. The event, which was not without controversy given its location and host, was smaller than some of his past assemblies, but that did not stop Beck from a full display of rhetoric.

"In Israel, there is more courage in one square mile than in all of Europe," Beck

Republican Shenanigans




Rove has finally said what every American with half a brain knows. Ms. Palin enjoys the political foreplay, though she is not prepared to go all the way.


The Karl Rove-Sarah Palin throwdown has entered a brutal Round 3.

The architect of George W. Bush's presidential campaigns lashed out at the Republican presidential flirt Wednesday night, insisting Palin has "enormous thin skin," and called on her to simply announce if she's running if she doesn't like speculation about it.






Will We Be Given Government Assigned Gas Masks By MittNit?



Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, in danger of losing his 2012 Republican primary front-runner status, on Wednesday he would not place restrictions on carbon emissions if elected.

Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, also said he does not know if human activity is the primary cause of climate change and does not favor spending heavily on climate solutions.


Rock-The-Voter News



Double Whammy


Hurricane Irene poised to slam New York City and beyond


As Hurricane Irene continued to pummel the Bahamas on Thursday morning, it appeared increasingly likely that the populous northeastern corridor of the US--still dazed from a rare 5.8 magnitude earthquake--was in the massive storm's crosshairs.


Business News

Corporate Patriotism



Nearly one of every 10 midsized or big employers expects to stop offering health coverage to workers once federal insurance exchanges start in 2014, according to a new survey from a large benefits consultant.

Towers Watson also found in a survey completed last month that an additional 20 percent of the companies are unsure about what they will do.



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Most late night comedians were on vacation which explains the lack of one liners today.




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In this photo provided by CBS, "Two and a Half Men" star Ashton Kutcher, left, pokes fun at host David Letterman by wearing a helmet and bullet proof vest labeled “Not Dave,” on the set of the “Late Show with David Letterman,” Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2011 in New York. Recently a jihadist website carried threats against Letterman, asking Muslim followers to "cut the tongue" of the late-night host because of a joke and gesture the comic had made about al-Qaida leaders on a show that aired in June. Photo/CBS, Jeffrey R. Staab


Peace for comedians.








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