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Thursday edition - May 22, 2008
“But finally some good news for Hillary. … And a bit of strategy now that I think could make Hillary Clinton unstoppable. Today, listen to this, today a wealthy industrialist, a wealthy industrialist built her an iron pant suit.” - David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
AWOL In Canada 2008
A U.S. soldier who deserted to Canada will not face persecution if he returns to the United States, Canada's refugee agency ruled Wednesday.
“Fox
is coming out with a new show called ‘Secret Millionaire,’ where a group of
super rich people go out and try to blend in and befriend residents in poor
neighborhoods for ten days. Didn't we just have this show? It was called the
Democratic primary.” - Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Bush Still Ignoring Katrina Victims
A spending bill containing nearly $9 billion for Mississippi and Louisiana to recover from Hurricane Katrina has run into White House opposition because of its price tag.
Larry Craig BobbleHead or BobbleFoot?
The St. Paul Saints, long
known for offbeat, sometimes edgy, promotions, have come up with a real doozy
for this Sunday's game. ..The keepsakes consist of a miniature bathroom stall
with a couple of lower legs and feet. One of the feet is springloaded and
"taps," which, the Saints' press release says, is in honor of National Tap Dance
Day....That's a none-too-subtle reference to
Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig, who pleaded guilty to a charge of disorderly
conduct after an undercover police officer arrested him for allegedly soliciting
sex in a bathroom stall at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
McCain Backer Hagee Said Hitler Was Fulfilling God's Will (AUDIO)
Republican-Shenanigans News
Alaska Hates Polar Bears!
The state of Alaska will sue the U.S. government
to stop the listing of the polar bear as a threatened species, arguing the
designation will slow development in the state, Gov. Sarah Palin (R) said on
Wednesday.
"It was
quite a weekend, politically. An estimated 75,000 people attended a Barack Obama
rally on the banks of the the Willamette River. ... And if you believe the
media, listen to this. After the rally, Barack Obama fed them all with just five
loaves of bread and two fish. Amazing!" --Jay Leno
Subject: Hillary should give up
Hi Lisa,
I am so tired hearing Hillary Clinton should quit. I'm one of those 17 million people who voted for her.
I am "thankful" to Obama for letting me know that:
I'll vote for Obama if Hillary is VP. Otherwise I won't vote for a party that threw the Clintons under the bus in order to get Obama elected.
Samantha Gun owner in the Adirondacks
If the GOP had as successful a presidency as the Clintons (remember, two for the price of one), they'd already be on Mt Rushmore and every new school, highway and bridge would be named after them.
Gee, I started this website in 2000 because I wanted my Florida vote to be counted. And eight years later the Florida and Michigan votes aren't being counted this time because of the Democratic party. What irony.
I'll still vote though, as futile as it may seem.
Hillary is still standing strong. The Republicans couldn't destroy her and hopefully neither can the Obama Democrats. Obama needs Hillary to beat McCain.
The media is now reporting "Parsing Words" News.
Here's a phototoon I did a few days ago
"Hillary
Clinton is expected to win in Kentucky. Barack Obama is expected to win in
Oregon. And John McCain is expected to win at bingo. So everybody wins."
--Conan O'Brien
I'm Not A Member of an ORGANIZED Party, I'm A Democrat!
Democrats are picking up the pieces after an embarrassing technical gaffe that delayed a triumphant rejection of President Bush's veto of a massive farm bill...The Senate then was expected to follow suit quickly, but action stalled after the discovery that a 34-page section of the bill had been omitted from the printed bill sent to the White House. That means Bush vetoed a different bill from the one Congress passed, raising questions that the eventual law would be unconstitutional.
Rock-The-Voter News
"Hillary Clinton campaigned extensively in Bowling Green, Kentucky, over the weekend. Barack Obama did not campaign in Bowling Green. He doesn't do well in any place with the word 'bowling' in it. Anywhere with 'bowling,' he is out of there." --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: Loyalty to humor
Lisa dear, Your efforts are worth a tank of gas! Sent it thru Papal. Thanks for keeping me sane and informed. There is no other site like yours.
Max
Thanks Max! It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!
ALL HAT NO CATTLE FUNDRAISER
Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
NASA image
shows an artist's impression of the Phoenix probe landing on Mars. After a
nine-month journey through space, the US probe will land on the arctic surface
of Mars on May 25 to dig for ice in a new quest for signs of life on the Red
Planet.
Peace.
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