TGIF/Weekend edition -May 28-30, 2010

 

 

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46% Oppose More Government Regulation of Financial System, 37% Favor

Forty-six percent (46%) of Americans oppose more government regulation of the U.S. financial system as Congress pushes through such legislation in hopes of having it for President Obama to sign into law by July 4.

 

2 more days till BP knows if well plug try works

BP kept pumping heavy mud into its blown-out well beneath the Gulf of Mexico on Friday, but the company's chief executive cautioned it will be two more days before anyone knows if the latest fix attempt will end the..

 

WH had Clinton try to ease Sestak out of Pa. race

WASHINGTON - Forced to disclose backstage political bargaining, President Barack Obama's embarrassed White House acknowledged on Friday that it enlisted Bill Clinton to try to ease Rep. Joe Sestak out of Pennsylvania's Senate primary with a job offer

 


 

Only in America: 46% of Americans oppose more government regulation.

Don't these people read? I guess not.

 


 

"Earlier today, British Petroleum began this operation known as 'top kill,' which comes on the heels of their previous operations, 'fish kill' and 'bird kill.'" –Jay Leno

 


 


 


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"The White House is backing a new plan to repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' They want to relax the harsh standard and implement their new policy, 'Just Try To Not Make It Super Obvious.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 


 

BP Abandons Gulf Clean-Up, In Favor of ‘Self-Service’

By Don Davis

 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

"Sarah Palin has now weighed in on the gulf oil spill. Finally, the voice of reason. She said that President Obama should grasp the complexity of the situation. Sarah Palin giving advice on complexity. What, was Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' unavailable?" –Jay Leno

 


Palin Builds Contraption, Calls It A Fence

 

 

Sarah Palin's neighbor sought author as tenant.

 

 "A woman was renting her house and sought out the author because the Palins had crossed her (owed her money for renovations she had done at their request and never paid her for). So she knew McGinniss was writing the book and found him and offered him the house."

The neighbor "turned down more lucrative offers from the National Enquirer who wanted the house so they could 'stalk' and take pictures, etc... She said no,"...

 


 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"Fox News is launching a Web site this fall aimed at the Latino population. Latinos were like, 'Wait, what is Fox News aiming at?'" –Jimmy Fallon
 


Ayn Rand Paul Hates Latino Children

 

U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul is stirring it up again, this time by saying he opposes citizenship for children born in the U.S. to parents who are illegal immigrants.

Paul, who a week ago won the GOP primary, told a Russian TV station in a clip circulating on political Web sites Friday that he wants to block citizenship to those children.
 


 

 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"And last week, Mexican President Felipe Calderóne spoke at the White House. He called for a ban on assault weapons, and he also wanted to know why do we keep calling Taco Bell Mexican food?" –Jay Leno
 


Journalism 2010
 

With the Gulf oil spill dominating the news cycle, journalists are flocking to the region. But getting down to Louisiana is the easy part. Once there, journalists are finding that BP — aided by local and federal officials — is making it difficult to cover the environmental disaster

 


 

 


 

Glenn Beck Insane-O-Matic Quote Generator

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that's ruining the ocean." –Jimmy Fallon
 


 

 


 

Halliburton Exploits Gulf Disaster: Seeks Federal ‘Mud’ Contract

By Don Davis

 


 

"The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'" --Jimmy Fallon

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 


Obama To Sleep In Own Bed

 

 President Barack Obama is spending the long Memorial Day holiday weekend at home in Chicago, where he will sleep in his own bed for the first time in more than a year.

 


 

"On Saturday, Hillary Clinton passed out teddy bears to children in China. That was a nice break for the children from their job of making teddy bears." –Jimmy Fallon

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

"Memorial Day is the day we honor military heroes with a mattress blowout sale at Sleepy's." –David Letterman

 


 

 


 

Almost there!

 

 

 

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Medical update

 


Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

A Chinese child reacts while playing between sculptures outside a museum in Beijing, China, Wednesday, May 26, 2010.
 Photo/Muhammed Muheisen

 

Peace.


 


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