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Monday
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An 'awfully special' wedding day for Bushes
Dallas Morning News, TX -
5-12-08
By ALAN PEPPARD / The Dallas Morning News A few details from
the weekend wedding festivities of Jenna Bush and Henry Hager have leaked
out...
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Obama Shifts Campaign Focus To McCain
U.S. News & World Report, DC - 5-12-08
Jeremiah Wright will play an important role as they decide whom to
support." US News and World Report, in an article titled, "Why Clinton
Stands To Lose |
Number of disabled vets up with Iraq, Afghan wars
The Associated Press - 5-12-08
Another factor driving up costs and the overall number of disabled
veterans is Vietnam. Veterans from that era make up the biggest group
of vets today |
White
House will sell DVD's of Jenna's wedding to raise funds for McCain. - Grant
Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
Iraq Cease Fire
Representatives of firebrand
cleric Muqtada al-Sadr and lawmakers from Iraq's main Shiite political bloc
signed a four-day cease-fire Monday in an effort to end seven weeks of
fighting in Baghdad's Sadr City slum.
"The
Democrats are in a tough spot now, because if the superdelegates somehow give
the nomination to Clinton, that's going to alienate a lot of African-Americans
who support Obama, but if Obama wins, there's going to be a lot of disappointed
women voters, which is why I think, now more than ever, we need a President
Oprah." --Jimmy Kimmel
Disturbing News

USA Today, Jenna
Bush's Wedding, and the nature of contemporary journalism
By Walter
Brasch
The editors of
USA Today, as they do every day, had to decide what to make its “Cover Story.”
The death toll from the cyclone in Myanmar was approaching 25,000, with about
almost a million homeless, and the ruling military junta was still refusing to
accept foreign assistance.
A Pentagon report revealed that about 43,000 medically unfit troops were sent
into combat.
In Philadelphia, six police officers were under investigation for beating
suspects. And, in Russia a new president was inaugurated.
What the editors chose to dominate the front page was a three-column head photo
of presidential daughter Jenna Bush and a story about her forthcoming non-public
private wedding. The only reason USA Today didn’t run the story on its front
pages Saturday and Sunday is because it doesn’t publish on weekends. But, just
about every other news medium gave the wedding heavy play.
When USA Today debuted in 1982, it was a glitzy full color alternative to the
average gray newspaper. Focused upon an audience of travelers, and primarily
available at airports and hotels, the five day a week newspaper, then as now,
had short, quick looks at the news. “Across the USA” is a series of one
paragraph stories from every state, plus the territories, something to let the
lonely traveler know his home state still exists. A color weather map informs
travelers what to expect when they arrive at an airport a dozen states away.
Extensive business stories target middle- and upper-management workers who don’t
have the time to read that day’s Wall Street Journal.
With an emphasis on polls, USA Today tells us what we think. And what we think
is divided into four equal parts—News, Lifestyle, Sports, and Money. Thus, news
is one-fourth of the newspaper.
Ridiculed as McPaper, but read by about two million people a day, most of whom
get their daily dose from vendor boxes that look like a TV on a stand, USA Today
has set the agenda for almost every newspaper in the country. Following the USA
Today model, local newspapers have splashed color and graphics on its pages. The
stories are shorter, but not necessarily tighter. And, in an era of downsizing,
in which publishers who don’t pull in 20 percent a year profits are often
reassigned, there are fewer reporters, fewer in-depth stories, fewer and
narrower pages, and a greater reliance upon wire service stories. But,
celebrity-based stories and increased fluff—what editors wrongly believe the
readers want—have taken over the front pages.
USA Today was never designed to replace the local newspaper, nor should it be a
model for local newspapers. It has a niche, and serves that niche well. But,
local newspapers have become USA Today clones. That’s why if USA Today places a
celebrity wedding as its most important issue of the day, then it’s reasonable
to believe that the clones also believe that 25,000 deaths can be relegated to
the inside pages.
[Walter Brasch, professor of journalism at Bloomsburg University and
president of the Pennsylvania Press Club, readily admits he reads USA Today and
several other newspapers. His latest book is Sinking the Ship of State: The
Presidency of George W. Bush, available through amazon.com. You may contact
Brasch at brasch@bloomu.edu or
through his website at:
www.walterbrasch.com ]
"Best
wishes to President Bush's daughter, Jenna. She's getting married this weekend.
I understand both John McCain and Dick Cheney will attend. That way they'll have
something old and something blue." --Jay Leno

Republican-Shenanigans-News
"Now
here's what I don't understand about government and politics and stuff like
that. ... Earlier today, President Bush asked Congress to okay ... an additional
$50 billion for his daughter's wedding." --David Letterman
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McCain Backs Free
Trade On Global Warming
Republican John
McCain, reaching out to both independents and green-minded social conservatives,
argues that global warming is undeniable and the country must take steps to
bring it under control
while adhering to free-market principles.

Email:
Subject: Hillary,
Obama and McCain
We need each
other. Democrats are split down the middle for each candidate. Now we must
decide who will be on the top of the ticket.
McCain hasn't
been tested yet. Who would win a debate with McCain? That's who I want.
Lee
The mountains
of Oregon
Interesting question, Lee.
I think McCain's visual
appearance will hinder him against both Hillary and Obama. He just doesn't look
well and that will come across on the camera.
Hillary is the better debater
of the three. Obama could beat McCain in a JFK/Nixon TV debate moment.
Hopefully, McCain will break
into singing, "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!"

Rock-The-Voter-News
Obama Advisor Met With Hamas. He's
Out Of There!
Rob Malley, a Middle East
policy adviser to likely Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama,
resigned after news surfaced that he had been meeting with Hamas --
something Obama pledged he himself would never do.

"Barack
Obama picked up four more superdelegates this week. Those are the party big
shots whose votes, for some reason, mean a lot more than our votes mean. Even
so, it's nice to see a politician pick up something other than a prostitute
every once in a while." --Jimmy Kimmel
Biz-Tech-News
I went to
the gas station and a recession broke out.
Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Valerie Plame Update
Former CIA operative Valerie
Plame is trying to resurrect a lawsuit against those in the Bush administration
she says illegally disclosed her identity.
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
"This
weekend, in Crawford, Texas, at the Bush family ranch, one of president Bush's
daughter, Jenna, will be getting married. As a matter of fact, tomorrow she is
getting married. And I thought this was cute. Because the groom went to
President Bush and he asked President Bush for his daughter's hand in marriage.
And President Bush said, 'Well, it's okay with me, but you gotta run it by
Cheney.'" --David Letterman

Go-F**k-Yourself=News
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Odd News

Lightning
bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30
kms (19 miles) north of the volcano as it began its first eruption in thousands
of years in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out
directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists
differ on what causes them.
Photo/Carlos Gutierrez
Peace.
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