September 27-28, 2003 Weekend Edition
CIA seeks probe of White House
Miller's Latest Tale Questioned
More Reservists Are Called Up for Duty in Iraq
Since Dubya's Daddy was once head of the CIA, could this be a ying yang sorta thing?
AllHatNoCattle Guest Columnist
Just Shut Up,
"Oh, thank you for calling. I
have been looking forward to your call. May I interest you in a sculpture or
portrait of your family member or home or your favorite pet? You can send me
a photograph and a check for five hundred dollars and I will be happy to
mail you an original piece of artwork. So what will it be, pal, the
sculpture or the painting? And when would you like delivery? If you are not
interested in art right now; I have a sofa, in pretty good shape, in my
garage. I would like to get rid of it and I could let you have it for fifty
bucks." - Zelda Morgan who looks forward to every telephone solicitor's
phone call as a golden opportunity to self-promote and/or clean out the
garage. From Zelda's handbook, Zen, and the Art of Getting By in the
Project for the New American Century, a Practical Guide to Fascist
I should have known! I was beginning to wonder if she was holding you hostage for a raise.
Mental health coverage? No.
But Viagra is covered under our prescription plan-not birth control pills-go figure.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration — going back and forth — finally immigration came in and hauled them both away." —David Letterman
Russia Sends Message to U.S. About Iraqi Oil Contracts
By NEELA BANERJEE
Russian oil companies are hoping that their efforts to preserve old Iraqi oil contracts gain some traction with the White House...
Bush wants to be a fighter pilot again for Halloween!
KARL ROVE'S NEW ATTIRE
DESIGNED BY THE CIA?
It just seems to good to be true that the CIA would want an investigation done of the White House. Maybe, just maybe, they are pissed that the Bushies played illegal politics by outing one of their agents. -Lisa
It's time for UNCLE BAM - the Evil Twin of Uncle Sam
Bill Clinton to launch college prep program
Baxter Bulletin, AR 9-27-03
LITTLE ROCK (AP) -- Former President Bill Clinton unveiled a new program under his
presidential foundation Friday that will help students prepare for college ...
Even the bad times are good
Hard knocks keep coming but
They don't hurt like they should
And ole man trouble don't trouble me
Like he could
Even the bad times are good
-Even The Bad Times Are Good from Dan Tyler's new CD I Hope
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Escape and enter a world of beautiful music and lyrics.
"According to a new CNN poll, President Bush's approval rating has dropped to its lowest level ever, rating at 50 percent. The last time he had a 50 percent, he was taking his finals at Yale." —Jay Leno
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"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
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A color image of asteroid 243 Ida, taken
by NASA's Galileo spacecraft, is shown in this Aug. 28, 1993, file photo. Ida's
moon Dactyl is visible to the right of the asteroid. Galileo is on track to
conclude its 14-year, $1.5 billion exploration of Jupiter and its moons on
Sunday, Sept. 21, 2003 with a streaking suicide plunge into the planet's
turbulent atmosphere. (NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory, File Handout)