August 2,  2004  Moanday

Kerry Opens Up 7-Point Poll Lead over Bush
The Scotsman, UK - 8-2-04
By Mark Sage, PA News, in New York. US presidential hopeful John Kerry’s popularity has climbed following his performance at last ...

Kerry Slips in Gallup Poll; Newsweek Survey Finds a `Bounce'
Bloomberg - 8-2-04
Aug. 2 (Bloomberg) -- John Kerry lost ground in his race against President George W. Bush in a Cable News Network/USA Today/Gallup ...
Poll: No 'bounce' for Kerry so far
CNN - 8-2-04
(CNN) -- The race between President Bush and Sen. John Kerry is as close as it has ever been, even after the Democratic National

Which poll do you believe?

"At the convention, John Kerry showed up with all his Vietnam crewmates. And not to be outdone, next month at the Republican Convention George W. Bush is going to show up with all his college drinking buddies." —David Letterman

Graphic by Bill Tyler

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


News Haiku

Bush goes on the stump
And dares say,
"results matter."
Is Dubya on drugs?

Berger Nine-One-One
Accusations trumpeted.

Cleared sotto voce.

More are here:

Graphic by Stacy

"Last night, wow, John Edwards delivered a positive message to America that hope is on the way, hope is on the way! And today, Dick Cheney replied, 'That is a lie. The world is a pit of misery and despair.'" —Craig Kilborn

 Disturbing News

Retired general: Bush foreign policy a 'national disaster'

Saturday, July 31, 2004

(CNN) -- A former Air Force chief of staff and one-time "Veteran for Bush" said Saturday that America's foreign relations for the first three years of President Bush's term have been "a national disaster" but that the president's Democratic rival was "up to the task" of rebuilding.

Retired Gen. Tony McPeak, the Air Force chief of staff during the first Gulf War...

The AHNC Large Editor must be psychic. This is what he predicted in his weekend column.


The U.S. Military Is in Bad Good Bad Shape

Article from the 'Proceedings' magazine, the journal of the US Navy Institute reprinted in This is what Dubya has done to my 'Band of Brothers'..

Robert P. Adams  

member: DAV, Vietnam Veterans of America



Subject: Cartoon for you

Convention fun for you.

Dave, loved your column on Kerry & the military.
Peace Now,

Thanks, DamnRebel. The AHNC Large Editor needs e-mail praise to convince the tight-fisted owner/publisher to keep him on the payroll.


 "The Democrats have pledged to spend over $250 million to get rid of Bush, and that to me seems excessive. I mean really, all they need is a mountain bike and a pebble." —Craig Kilborn


The creators of South Park and Paramount Studios are releasing a movie using "puppets" lambasting the war on terrorism....the White House fails to see the humor.

Republican Shenanigans


Good News


Bush camp solicits race of Star staffer

By C.J. Karamargin


President Bush's re-election campaign insisted on knowing the race of an Arizona Daily Star journalist assigned to photograph Vice President Dick Cheney….

Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F*** -Yourself News


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A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Teddy Roosevelt on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Texas."  

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Texas?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of George Bush in the middle."

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Kerry/Edwards News


Email: "William T. Baker"  

Subject: your name

you should call this place all bullsh*t, get over it .............Gore lost.....thank God..............................It is funny reading some of this crap and then think about what a morale piece of sh*t Clinton course ,you can say what you want here in America, all we have to remember is that liberalism is a cancer in America....

Gore wouldn’t have attacked Iraq. He would have stayed the course and gone after Osama bin Laden.

You have a fetish with fecal curse words, you know.

Conservatism gave us:

  1. Watergate
  2. Iran-Contra
  3. Gulf War that left Saddam in power
  4. Court appointed president
  5. Iraq War Quagmire

Liberalism gave us:

  1. Civil rights
  2. Social Security
  3. Medicare
  4. The finest universities in the world
  5. Men on the Moon

I’ll take the five liberal accomplishments any day of the week.

Very Funny Will Ferrell Video: White House West

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Odd News

"This is like the Pope coming out in favor of abortion rights."
WENDY KAMINER, a board member of the American Civil Liberties Union, on the group's promise to the government that it will not knowingly hire anyone on watch lists of suspected supporters of terrorism

Black holes, those fearsome galactic traps from which not even light can escape, may not be quite so terminally destructive after all, according to cosmologist Stephen Hawking. This 2001 file photo shows an artist's rendition representing the immediate vicinity of a black hole, with the event horizon depicted as a black sphere. (NASA)