Thursday edition - March 5, 2009
Obama administration goes after cable chatter
Wartime troop brain injures could reach 360,000
Obama and Cramer Now Bullish on Stocks
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
We Can't Handle The Truth!!
Senate Democrats on
Wednesday suggested Republicans should join their call for a nonpartisan "truth
commission" to probe whether the Bush administration abused its power, or face
partisan congressional investigations.
The GOP response: Forget it.
The honest truth: Rush Limbaugh is good for the Country. The more he talks, the deeper "they" sink. - Grant "Bud" Gerver
to a new study by a Harvard Business School professor, when it comes to online
pornography, 8 of the top 10 porn-consuming states voted Republican in 2008.
Republicans watch more pornography than Democrats. So, apparently, while they
were voting for McCain, they were fantasizing about Sarah Palin." --Jay Leno
The Fed refused yesterday to disclose the names of the borrowers and the loans, alleging that it would cast “a stigma” on recipients of more than $1.9 trillion of emergency credit from U.S. taxpayers and the assets the central bank is accepting as collateral.
New York City today, where it was 24 degrees outside. Wait a minute. I’m sorry.
That was the Dow Jones Average.
- David Letterman
McConnell: No gov't health insurance Politico
Knife Crime In Britain
Knife crime in Britain is a political hot topic due to a spate of recent killings of mainly young people in major cities. UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has urged tougher sentences for those caught carrying knives. He told the Daily Telegraph last month: "By carrying a knife you are not only endangering the lives of others, but you are more likely to be killed, or end up in jail."
"Hey, speaking of that, it is now being reported that former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has signed a six-figure deal to write a book. See, it took him a while to sign the book deal, because, like everything else in his life, he was waiting for the highest bidder." -Jay Leno
Interstate Shellfish Sanitation Conference: GOP Earmark
On Wednesday, Democratic
Sen. Claire McCaskill let loose on Senate Republicans.
The Missouri lawmaker accused them of hypocrisy for complaining about wasteful spending in the economic stimulus bill. She said they larded the $410 billion spending bill before the Senate with millions of dollars in earmarks themselves.... “No fewer than 17 different Republican senators stood up, and with absolutely righteous indignation, talked about the pet projects in the stimulus bill,” she said. “And guess what? Every single one of them has earmarks in this bill.”
One was an earmark for $139,000 for the Interstate Shellfish Sanitation Conference, McCaskill said.
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Meghan McCain, John McCain’s daughter, said she’s tired of constantly dating guys who are obsessed with how great her father is. Fortunately for her, she already dated all three of them.- Jimmy Fallon
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Giving more money to failed, corrupt, giant corporations is like giving meth to an addict hoping it will cure him.- Grant "Bud" Gerver
Those In Need Of A Bailout
An industry survey shows a record 5.4 million American homeowners with a mortgage, or nearly 12 percent, were either behind on their payments or in foreclosure at the end of last year.
"Talk about the age we live in. I saw this today. They unveiled a totally new method of snow removal. Did you hear about this? What they do, is they put A.I.G. in charge of it and the snow just disappears." -Jay Leno
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