Thursday edition - March 5, 2009






Obama administration goes after cable chatter
The Associated Press - ‎3-5-09
NEW YORK (AP) — Besides Rush Limbaugh and CNBC's Rick Santelli, the Obama administration has a more generic media target:


Wartime troop brain injures could reach 360,000
The Associated Press - ‎3-5-09
WASHINGTON (AP) — The number of US troops who have suffered wartime brain injuries may be as high as 360000 and could cast more attention on such injuries

Obama and Cramer Now Bullish on Stocks
Motley Fool - ‎3-4-09‎
Cramer’s claims: "Obama has caused the greatest wealth destruction I have seen by a president.” “I’m not sure what he’s pointing to, to make some of the



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

We Can't Handle The Truth!!


Senate Democrats on Wednesday suggested Republicans should join their call for a nonpartisan "truth commission" to probe whether the Bush administration abused its power, or face partisan congressional investigations.

The GOP response: Forget it.


The honest truth: Rush Limbaugh is good for the Country. The more he talks, the deeper "they" sink. - Grant "Bud" Gerver




"According to a new study by a Harvard Business School professor, when it comes to online pornography, 8 of the top 10 porn-consuming states voted Republican in 2008. Republicans watch more pornography than Democrats. So, apparently, while they were voting for McCain, they were fantasizing about Sarah Palin." --Jay Leno


Disturbing News

Fed Secrecy



The Fed refused yesterday to disclose the names of the borrowers and the loans, alleging that it would cast “a stigma” on recipients of more than $1.9 trillion of emergency credit from U.S. taxpayers and the assets the central bank is accepting as collateral.



Cold in New York City today, where it was 24 degrees outside. Wait a minute. I’m sorry. That was the Dow Jones Average.
David Letterman



Republican-Shenanigans News

Knife Crime In Britain


Knife crime in Britain is a political hot topic due to a spate of recent killings of mainly young people in major cities. UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has urged tougher sentences for those caught carrying knives. He told the Daily Telegraph last month: "By carrying a knife you are not only endangering the lives of others, but you are more likely to be killed, or end up in jail."



"Hey, speaking of that, it is now being reported that former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has signed a six-figure deal to write a book. See, it took him a while to sign the book deal, because, like everything else in his life, he was waiting for the highest bidder." -Jay Leno

Interstate Shellfish Sanitation Conference: GOP Earmark



On Wednesday, Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill let loose on Senate Republicans.

The Missouri lawmaker accused them of hypocrisy for complaining about wasteful spending in the economic stimulus bill. She said they larded the $410 billion spending bill before the Senate with millions of dollars in earmarks themselves.... “No fewer than 17 different Republican senators stood up, and with absolutely righteous indignation, talked about the pet projects in the stimulus bill,” she said. “And guess what? Every single one of them has earmarks in this bill.”

One was an earmark for $139,000 for the Interstate Shellfish Sanitation Conference, McCaskill said.

Rock-The-Voter News




Steele-Buyers’ Remorse
By Madeleine Begun Kane



Meghan McCain, John McCain’s daughter, said she’s tired of constantly dating guys who are obsessed with how great her father is. Fortunately for her, she already dated all three of them.- Jimmy Fallon


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Biz-Tech News


Giving more money to failed, corrupt, giant corporations is like giving meth to an addict hoping it will cure him.- Grant "Bud" Gerver


Those In Need Of A Bailout


An industry survey shows a record 5.4 million American homeowners with a mortgage, or nearly 12 percent, were either behind on their payments or in foreclosure at the end of last year.




Bush-Prison-Torture News


"Talk about the age we live in. I saw this today. They unveiled a totally new method of snow removal. Did you hear about this? What they do, is they put A.I.G. in charge of it and the snow just disappears." -Jay Leno



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A dog barks though a hole in the wall of a hardware store decorated with a bat painting in Bogota, Colombia.
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