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Monday edition - October 2, 2006
I wonder if the GOP will open a NAMBLA division?
Congress passed a law allowing teachers to strip-search students. What could possibly go wrong there?! -- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Memory Loss
Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice said she cannot recall then-CIA chief George Tenet warning her
of an impending al-Qaida attack in the United States, as a new book claims he
did two months before the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.
George W. Bush: "Denier In Chief" - Grant Gerver
Disturbing News
"A report leaked to the New York Times insinuates that the Iraq war has actually helped spread the Jihadist movement. President Bush none too pleased about the report. [on screen: Bush calling the assumption that going to Iraq was a mistake, naive]. Wow, going to Iraq being a mistake is naive? How naive? This kind of naive? [on screen: VP Dick Cheney saying, 'I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators']. That kind of naive?." --Jon Stewart
Osama bin Laden - The Godfather
The FBI's top
counterterrorism official harbors lots of concerns: weapons of mass destruction,
undetected homegrown terrorists and the possibility that old-fashioned mobsters
will team up with al-Qaida for the right price.
Another Grand Old Phondler - Raincoat and all! - Yahoo Photo
“The allegations against Congressman Foley are repugnant, but equally as bad is the possibility that Republican leaders in the House of Representatives knew there was a problem and ignored it to preserve a Congressional seat this election year.” -- Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)
Republican Shenanigans
FOX NEWS - 10 Years Later
Fox News Channel will mark
its 10th anniversary this week in an unusual position: knocked back on its
heels.
Donald Rumsfeld, right, observes a crater of Masaya volcano, in Masaya, Nicaragua, Sunday, Oct. 1, 2006. Rumsfeld is visiting Nicaragua for take part in the VII Conference of Ministers of the Defense of the Americas.(Photo/Melvin Vargas, Ministry of Defense)
"More problems for Virginia Senator George Allen. As you know, he's been accused of making racially insensitive remarks. A number of classmates of Allen's have come forward and said he used the 'N' word quite a bit. He says he doesn't remember that. You know the reason he doesn't remember? Because he never said it to a black guy." --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Jesus gives Woodward's State of Denial two thumbs way up. - Grant Gerver
Ex-page says he saw suggestive e-mails
Biz/Tech News
Fox's Shephard Smith does not tow NeoCon line?
"The U.N. said there is more torture going on now in Iraq than when Saddam was there. If we could only get torture back to the Saddam levels maybe that would be a victory." — Bill Maher
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Jenna Bush looks different in this picture - She's off to Panama
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 262
Go-F***-Yourself News
Bush photographed praising Foley as child-sex S.W.A.T. team leader!!!
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Odd News
An Indonesian chef makes a finishing touch on a chocolate-made mosque miniature at a hotel in Jakarta, Indonesia, Thursday, Sept. 28, 2006. The 4.5 meter-tall and 2.5 meter-wide (14.76 by 8.2 feet) sculpture was made of 250 kilograms (551.15 pounds) of chocolate and displayed to greet Islamic holy month of Ramadan. (Photo/Tatan Syuflana)
Peace.
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