Monday edition - October 2, 2006





FBI will investigate Foley's sex messages to teens
Seattle Times, United States - 10-2-06
The FBI announced Sunday night that it is looking into whether former Rep. ...


Doctors push for Iraq pull-out
ABC Online, Australia - 10-1-06
Doctors are starting a national campaign calling on the Federal Government to pull Australian troops out of Iraq, saying soldiers are suffering psychological ...

White House accuses reporter Bob Woodward of bias
San Jose Mercury News - 10-1-06
The White House on Sunday attacked investigative journalist Bob Woodward, accusing the reporter of pursuing an agenda in researching his new book "State of Denial," which portrays ...


I wonder if the GOP will open a NAMBLA division?



Congress passed a law allowing teachers to strip-search students. What could possibly go wrong there?! -- Jay Leno




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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Memory Loss


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said she cannot recall then-CIA chief George Tenet warning her of an impending al-Qaida attack in the United States, as a new book claims he did two months before the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.

"What I am quite certain of is that I would remember if I was told, as this account apparently says, that there was about to be an attack in the United States,
and the idea that I would somehow have ignored that I find incomprehensible," Rice said.



George W. Bush: "Denier In Chief" - Grant Gerver


Disturbing News



"A report leaked to the New York Times insinuates that the Iraq war has actually helped spread the Jihadist movement. President Bush none too pleased about the report. [on screen: Bush calling the assumption that going to Iraq was a mistake, naive]. Wow, going to Iraq being a mistake is naive? How naive? This kind of naive? [on screen: VP Dick Cheney saying, 'I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators']. That kind of naive?." --Jon Stewart



Osama bin Laden - The Godfather


The FBI's top counterterrorism official harbors lots of concerns: weapons of mass destruction, undetected homegrown terrorists and the possibility that old-fashioned mobsters will team up with al-Qaida for the right price.

Though there is no direct evidence yet of organized crime collaborating with terrorists, the first hints of a connection surfaced in a recent undercover FBI operation.
Agents stopped a man with alleged mob ties from selling missiles to an informant posing as a terrorist middleman.



Another Grand Old Phondler - Raincoat and all! - Yahoo Photo




“The allegations against Congressman Foley are repugnant, but equally as bad is the possibility that Republican leaders in the House of Representatives knew there was a problem and ignored it to preserve a Congressional seat this election year.” -- Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)



Republican Shenanigans



FOX NEWS - 10 Years Later


Fox News Channel will mark its 10th anniversary this week in an unusual position: knocked back on its heels.

The network is in the midst of its first-ever ratings slump.




Donald Rumsfeld, right, observes a crater of Masaya volcano, in Masaya, Nicaragua, Sunday, Oct. 1, 2006. Rumsfeld is visiting Nicaragua for take part in the VII Conference of Ministers of the Defense of the Americas.(Photo/Melvin Vargas, Ministry of Defense)



"More problems for Virginia Senator George Allen. As you know, he's been accused of making racially insensitive remarks. A number of classmates of Allen's have come forward and said he used the 'N' word quite a bit. He says he doesn't remember that. You know the reason he doesn't remember? Because he never said it to a black guy." --Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News





Jesus gives Woodward's State of Denial two thumbs way up. - Grant Gerver



Ex-page says he saw suggestive e-mails



Biz/Tech News


Fox's Shephard Smith does not tow NeoCon line?




Naughty Bush Photos




"The U.N. said there is more torture going on now in Iraq than when Saddam was there. If we could only get torture back to the Saddam levels maybe that would be a victory." — Bill Maher




Bush-Prison-Torture News



Jenna Bush looks different in this picture - She's off to Panama



The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 262





Go-F***-Yourself News



Bush photographed praising Foley as child-sex S.W.A.T. team leader!!!



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Odd News




An Indonesian chef makes a finishing touch on a chocolate-made mosque miniature at a hotel in Jakarta, Indonesia, Thursday, Sept. 28, 2006. The 4.5 meter-tall and 2.5 meter-wide (14.76 by 8.2 feet) sculpture was made of 250 kilograms (551.15 pounds) of chocolate and displayed to greet Islamic holy month of Ramadan. (Photo/Tatan Syuflana)