Tuesday edition - November 4, 2008

 

 

 

 

A historic election, no matter the outcome
CNN - 11-4-08
Or Republican nominee Sen. John McCain could be the oldest president elected to a first term. McCain's running mate, Alaska Gov...

 

Democrats try to build on 36-seat House majority
CNN - 11-4-08
Michele Bachmann of Minnesota is one Republican in a tough re-election battle. Races for 52 Republican-held seats were at least slightly competitive for

Democrats aim for powerful majority in Senate
CNN - 11-4-08
Minnesota Republican Sen. Norm Coleman faces a strong challenge from Democrat Al Franken. They'll need to add nine seats to their current roster of 51


 

I just want a president who doesn't sing "Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran."

 


 

"Actually, there is a good chance that we could go to bed tomorrow night and not know who's running the country. Just like it's been for the last eight years." -- Jay Leno
 


 

 


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Barely Used Dictator's Yacht For Sale

 

 

The Iraqi government plans to sell a luxury yacht, moored off the French resort of Nice, that was one of many opulent treasures belonging to former dictator Saddam Hussein, a senior official said on Sunday.
 


 

"Who are the real winners in this election? Don't ask me. Ask Joe the Plumber's agent." -- Stephen Colbert
 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


Two Million More Victims Of War

 

The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have been hard not only on U.S. troops sent to fight them but on the young children they have left behind, U.S. researchers said on Monday.

Children aged 3 to 5 with a parent deployed to one of the two war zones exhibit more behavioral problems such as aggressiveness than similar children in military families without a parent deployed, according to the study.

More than 2 million U.S. children have had parents deployed to fight in Iraq since 2003 or in Afghanistan since 2001.
 


 

"I think this says it all about the difference between the two parties. McCain is campaigning with Joe the plumber, Obama is down in Florida campaigning with Al Gore. One guy won the Nobel Prize in climate science. The other guy can get a fork out of a garbage disposal." --Bill Maher

 


 


 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 

 


 

"This weekend at a John McCain rally, Arnold Schwarzenegger said that Barack Obama needs to exercise more because his legs are too skinny. Then he said: `Now behold, the awesome physical specimen that is John McCain!'" --Conan O'Brien

 


 

 


Birds of a Feather Flock Together

 

 

The polls and pundits may be giving Sarah Palin a bad rap, but the Republican vice presidential candidate from Alaska has one staunch defender.

“I think she’s been treated very poorly in the press,” said Cindy McCain in an interview with CNN’s Larry King.

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


 

"As you know, a lot of voters in Florida have already cast their ballots using early voting. And here's the weird part. George Bush was declared the winner again." --Jay Leno
 


 

 


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Biz-Tech News


AIG Update

 

 

 A financial manipulation scheme cost American International Group Inc investors at least $544 million, a judge has estimated, a finding that could mean the five former executives convicted in the fraud will face lengthy prison terms when sentenced.

The case is unrelated to AIG's mortgage-related losses that led to a near collapse of the company in September and an $85 billion emergency line of credit from the U.S. Federal Reserve.
 


 

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"Ted Stevens has been convicted of fraud. Ted Stevens is a legendary figure up in Alaska. The airport in Anchorage, Alaska, is named Ted Stevens International Airport. They'll have to rename it "Prisoner No. 4983 Airport." -Craig Ferguson

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"Daylight savings time, change your clocks back. ... If there's one thing we need, it's another hour of 2008. President Bush has already turned the clocks back to 1929." --David Letterman

 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

"For every American who is trying to do the right thing, for all those people in government who are honoring the pledge to uphold the law and honor the Constitution, no longer will you hear the eight most-dreaded words in the English language, 'The vice president's office is on the phone.'" - Joe Biden
 


 

Tick...Tick...Tick...Beer...Beer...Beer... - Grant Gerver

 


 

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

Cuban-American artist Jorge Rodriguez Gerada and an army of helpers have etched a truly giant image of Barack Obama's face into the sand at a beach in Barcelona, Spain, battling the rain to finish the colossus just ahead of election day. The enormous face is 140 yards long by 80 yards wide. Rodriguez Gerada hopes to be seen from outer space and photographed on Google Earth. The face was created using 500 metric tons of sand, gravel and white, brown and black pebbles, at a cost of more than euro10,000 (US$13,000).
Photo/Manu Fernandez

 

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