Monday edition - December 15, 2008

 

 

 

Iraqi shoe-throwing reporter becomes the talk of Iraq
Reuters - 12-15-08
The journalist then flung one shoe at Bush, forcing him to duck, followed by another, which sailed over Bush's head and slammed into the wall behind him...

 

Iraq rally for Bush shoe attacker
BBC News - 12-15-08
Thousands of Iraqis have demanded the release of a local TV reporter who threw his shoes at US President George W Bush at a Baghdad news conference...

Perino bruised in shoe-hurling melee
MLive.com, MI - 12-15-08
White House Press Secretary Dana Perino was slightly bruised in the aftermath of the shoe-throwing melee at President Bush's news conference


 

I’m amazed that not one secret service agent would take a shoe for the president!

 


 

"So what if a guy threw a shoe at me." - George W Bush

 


 

 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


 

And according to “The Washington Post,” during his eight years in office, President Bush spent 2,496 hours on the treadmill, elliptical machine, and mountain bike. And spent another 15 minutes working on the economy.- Jay Leno

 


 

 

 The Saudi prince who owns a double-decker "flying palace" and recently raised his bet on Citigroup lost $4 billion in the past year, according to a published report Sunday, showing that even the ultra-rich are getting pinched by the global financial crisis.
 


 


 

 "This is your farewell kiss, you dog!" Muntadar al-Zeidi, the reporter who threw two shoes at Bush,  is a correspondent for Al-Baghdadia television, an Iraqi-owned station based in Cairo, Egypt.

 


 

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at Bush - You Tube

 

Another Bush Video - Papa Bush - YouTube


 


 

Disturbing News


 

In a recent interview with ABC, President Bush said he is not a literalist when it comes to the Bible, or the Constitution either, for that matter.- Jay Leno

 


 

Twelve Years To Fix A Computer Glitch?

 

Surviving spouses of war veterans have been wrongfully denied up to millions of dollars in government benefits over the past 12 years due to computer glitches that often resulted in money being seized from the elderly survivors' bank accounts.

The Veterans Affairs Department said Saturday it wasn't fully aware of the problem. It pledged to work quickly to give back the pension and disability checks — ranging from $100 to more than $2,500 — that hundreds of thousands of widows or widowers should have received during the month of their spouse's death.

 


 

 


 

 

Two boys approached a U.S. soldier, pulled out a pistol and handed it over. They got a smile and some candy in return.

The gun was plastic, and the boys were following a local Iraqi military order to surrender all toy weapons — an effort to prevent children from being mistaken for insurgents.
 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 

Golden Globe nominations out today, and Sarah Palin was nominated for one. Her category is Outstanding Comedy Performance in a Presidential Campaign.- David Letterman

 


 

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Palin Thrown Under the Straight Talk Express

 

Sen. John McCain said Sunday he would not necessarily support his former running mate if she chose to run for president.

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


 

Three a.m. and the phone was ringing! W. picked it up. Yup, it was Blago! “Listen, George, I’ve got a %$#&* Senate seat for the Republicans here! I can let you have it for a pardon! Whaddaya say? Deal?” - Laugh Lines

 


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Biz-Tech News


OPEC

 

OPEC, the producer of 42 percent of the world’s oil, may make the biggest supply cut in a decade to halt the plunge in crude prices as demand drops for the first time since 1983.

The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will probably lower output targets by at least 2 million barrels a day, or 7.3 percent, when its members meet Dec. 17, according to 18 of 33 analysts surveyed by Bloomberg. While Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah said last month that his country needs oil priced at $75 a barrel to spur development, Goldman Sachs Group Inc. predicts crude may slide to $30 from $46.28 today.
 


 

American taxpayers: The ATM for government. - Zing!

 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

On his farewell visit to Iraq, President Bush was given an autographed waterboard. - Grant Gerver

 


 

 


 

I heard this from a colleague yesterday: "We're bailing out the very banks that will be foreclosing on us."  - Grant Gerver

 


Lawyer Admits Leak

 

A former Justice Department lawyer says he tipped off the news media about the Bush administration's warrantless eavesdropping program because it "didn't smell right," Newsweek magazine reported Sunday.

Thomas Tamm, whose suburban Washington home was searched by federal agents last year, told the magazine he leaked the existence of the secret program to The New York Times 18 months before the newspaper broke the story.

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

If America were an apartment, I don't think President Bush would get his security deposit back. - Zing!

 


 

Bush Continues To Live Up To His Reputation As An Assholio

 

 

The White House has turned down a request from the family of President-elect Barack Obama to move into Blair House in early January so that his daughters can start school on Jan. 5.

The Obamas were told that Blair House, where incoming presidents usually stay in the five days before Inauguration Day, is booked...It remained unclear who on Bushes guest list outranked the incoming President.

“It’s not a public schedule,” said Sally McDonough, spokeswoman for First Lady Laura Bush, in refusing to disclose who was staying at Blair House. “It’s not a question of outranking the Obamas. Blair House will be available to them on January 15.”

Ms. McDonough said “there’s nothing more to say other than that it’s not available and won’t be available until January 15.” She added that “you’re trying to make a story out of something that’s not a story.”
 



 

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NOTICE: Amazon has discontinued it's payboxes as of December 11, 2008

I received this email from Amazon on December 8

 

Dear Amazon Honor System member:

Beginning December 11, 2008, the Amazon Honor System will be discontinued. This means that PayBoxes on member websites and PayPages on Amazon.com will no longer function.

Amazon Honor System members should make plans now to remove Honor System PayBoxes from their websites. This can be done by simply removing the HTML code originally provided for PayBoxes from your page code document.

We will provide access to disbursement information through December 30, 2008, to allow all transactions to be settled. After that date, Amazon Honor System account pages will be removed from the Amazon.com website.

 

And blah, blah, blah.

 

How odd that Amazon would remove this valuable service with only 3 days notice. Oh well, PayPal must be happy.

 

 


 

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Odd News


After  a two year visit to the United States and Canada ,  Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy.

 

 

The tour was sponsored by McDonalds, KFC and Starbucks

 

 

 

 

Peace.