Monday edition - December 15, 2008
Iraqi shoe-throwing reporter becomes the talk of Iraq
Iraq rally for Bush shoe attacker
Perino bruised in shoe-hurling melee
I’m amazed that not one secret service agent would take a shoe for the president!
"So what if a guy threw a shoe at me." - George W Bush
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
And according to “The Washington Post,” during his eight years in office, President Bush spent 2,496 hours on the treadmill, elliptical machine, and mountain bike. And spent another 15 minutes working on the economy.- Jay Leno
prince who owns a double-decker "flying palace" and recently raised his bet on
lost $4 billion in the past year, according to a published report Sunday,
showing that even the ultra-rich are getting pinched by the global financial
"This is your farewell kiss, you dog!" Muntadar al-Zeidi, the reporter who threw two shoes at Bush, is a correspondent for Al-Baghdadia television, an Iraqi-owned station based in Cairo, Egypt.
Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at Bush - You Tube
Another Bush Video - Papa Bush - YouTube
In a recent interview with ABC, President Bush said he is not a literalist when it comes to the Bible, or the Constitution either, for that matter.- Jay Leno
Twelve Years To Fix A Computer Glitch?
spouses of war veterans have been wrongfully denied up to millions of dollars in
government benefits over the past 12 years due to computer glitches
that often resulted in money being seized from the elderly survivors' bank
The Veterans Affairs Department said Saturday it wasn't fully aware of the problem. It pledged to work quickly to give back the pension and disability checks — ranging from $100 to more than $2,500 — that hundreds of thousands of widows or widowers should have received during the month of their spouse's death.
approached a U.S. soldier, pulled out a pistol and handed it over. They got a
smile and some candy in return.
The gun was plastic, and the boys were following a local Iraqi military order to surrender all toy weapons — an effort to prevent children from being mistaken for insurgents.
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Republicans revive voter ID proposal Houston Chronicle
At Brunch, Fossella Says Farewell. Or Does He?
Golden Globe nominations out today, and Sarah Palin was nominated for one. Her category is Outstanding Comedy Performance in a Presidential Campaign.- David Letterman
Palin Thrown Under the Straight Talk Express
Sen. John McCain said Sunday he would not necessarily support his former running mate if she chose to run for president.
Electoral College begins its work
Three a.m. and the phone was ringing! W. picked it up. Yup, it was Blago! “Listen, George, I’ve got a %$#&* Senate seat for the Republicans here! I can let you have it for a pardon! Whaddaya say? Deal?” - Laugh Lines
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Fannie Mae Lets Renters Stay Despite Foreclosures New York Times
Free Wireless Broadband on Hold, for Now PC Magazine
OPEC, the producer of 42
percent of the world’s oil, may make the biggest supply cut in a decade to halt
the plunge in crude prices as demand drops for the first time since 1983.
The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will probably lower output targets by at least 2 million barrels a day, or 7.3 percent, when its members meet Dec. 17, according to 18 of 33 analysts surveyed by Bloomberg. While Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah said last month that his country needs oil priced at $75 a barrel to spur development, Goldman Sachs Group Inc. predicts crude may slide to $30 from $46.28 today.
American taxpayers: The ATM for government. - Zing!
On his farewell visit to Iraq, President Bush was given an autographed waterboard. - Grant Gerver
I heard this from a colleague yesterday: "We're bailing out the very banks that will be foreclosing on us." - Grant Gerver
Lawyer Admits Leak
Justice Department lawyer says he tipped off the news media about the Bush
administration's warrantless eavesdropping program
because it "didn't smell right," Newsweek magazine reported Sunday.
Thomas Tamm, whose suburban Washington home was searched by federal agents last year, told the magazine he leaked the existence of the secret program to The New York Times 18 months before the newspaper broke the story.
ABC Gets Interview With Dick Cheney Broadcasting & Cable, NY
If America were an apartment, I don't think President Bush would get his security deposit back. - Zing!
Bush Continues To Live Up To His Reputation As An Assholio
The White House
has turned down a request from the family of President-elect Barack Obama to
move into Blair House in early January so that his daughters can start school on
The Obamas were told that Blair House, where incoming presidents usually stay in the five days before Inauguration Day, is booked...It remained unclear who on Bushes guest list outranked the incoming President.
“It’s not a public schedule,” said Sally McDonough, spokeswoman for First Lady Laura Bush, in refusing to disclose who was staying at Blair House. “It’s not a question of outranking the Obamas. Blair House will be available to them on January 15.”
Ms. McDonough said “there’s nothing more to say other than that it’s not available and won’t be available until January 15.” She added that “you’re trying to make a story out of something that’s not a story.”
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Suspicious fire burns Palin's Alaska church
After a two year visit to the United States and Canada , Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy.
The tour was sponsored by McDonalds, KFC and Starbucks