October 4,  2004 Monday

 

 

Fox News Apologizes For Fake Kerry Quotes
WISC, WI. --
10-4-04
Fox News is apologizing for posting a phony story on its Web site about John Kerry that it says was written as a joke. Fox reporter ...
 

Time away clarified view on war: Bush messed it up
Houston Chronicle -- 10-4-04
... Fire the secretary of defense for the abuses at Abu Ghraib, to show the world how seriously we take this outrage -- or do nothing? Do nothing. ...

More Troubles for Diebold

New York Times -– 10-4-04
Diebold's recent violation of federal law raises more questions about the electronic voting machine company's honesty...


The AHNC Large Editor coined this phrase to describe Dubya's inability to control his facial expressions.


“This is just my observation. At the debate, Bush appeared confident, he appeared relaxed, he appeared calm. That's right, he's drinking again.” -- David Letterman


 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 


Disturbing News


RING OF LIARS
(Sorry Johnny!)

Lies are a burning thing
Inside the political ring
Turned to the Fox Empire
I tuned into a Ring Of Liars

CHORUS:
I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Liars
My mood went down
As the lies got higher

And my anger burned (at)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Lyin'
And I frowned, frowned, frowned
As the troops were dyin'

And I turned, turned, turned (from)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

Results of lies are sweet
When Fox makes viewers bleat
Each repeats them like a child
That's when the lyin' burns wild

CHORUS
I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Liars
My mood went down
As the lies got higher

And my anger burned (at)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars

I tuned into a Burning Ring Of Lyin'
And I frowned, frowned, frowned
As the troops were dyin'

And I turned, turned, turned (from)
The Ring Of Liars
The Ring Of Liars
 

By Robert Morgan


Republican Shenanigans


www.internetweekly.org


Good News


“President Bush won the coin toss before the debate, and as a result, at the end, he was allowed to have the last word. True story, yeah. Not surprisingly, the word was ‘courageosity.’ ”  -- Conan O’Brien


Biz/Tech News


Rice: Bush Didn't Mock France in Speech

AP -- Oct 3

President Bush has brought the oldest ally of the United States into his re-election campaign as a reason not to vote for his opponent, Sen. John Kerry.


Go-F*** -Yourself News



Kerry/Edwards News



Odd News


A U.S. Geological Survey helicopter flies past the crater of Mount St. Helens on Sunday. Geologists from the USGS say there's a seventy percent chance the mountain could erupt again in the next few days as magma continues to move towards the surface of the crater. (USGS)

Peace.