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Tuesday edition - April 3, 2007
Bush Sticks to His Iraq Strategy
"Some people still love [Bush]. He also spoke this week at the Cattlemen's Beef Association. They love him, but then again, they're used to being knee-deep in bulls**t." --Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"The president also had a moving ceremony this week for the Tuskegee airmen, the all black aviation squadron from World War II. A lot of these guys in their late 80s now. They were given gold medals, they were thanked, they were honored, and then the were re-activated and sent to Iraq." --Bill Maher
McCAIN: ‘IT’S SAFER FOR ME IN BAGHDAD, THAN IN U.S.’
Disturbing News
Another Bush Tell-All Book
Victor Gold, a
friend of George H.W. Bush and the Cheney family, will release a book slamming
the Bush administration entitled,
"Invasion of the Party Snatchers: How the Holy-Rollers and the Neo-Cons
Destroyed the GOP."
"Bush visited Walter Reed today. When you've got a problem like Walter Reed that needs solving, what better sight than to see George Bush walk through the door? ... He's created so many disasters, I'm not sure he knows which is which anymore. He walked into Walter Reed, and he said he wanted to have it ready for next year's Mardi Gras." --Bill Maher
Republican Shenanigans
“Oh, and did you see -- did you see Karl Rove at the correspondents dinner? … White people are yelling, ‘Stop it! Stop it! You’re making us look bad.’” - Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
"The
president got up there and did a little routine. 'Cause times are funny. He did
his famous Patriot Act knock-knock joke. There's no knocking. They just break
in." --Bill Maher
Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Sunday was
April Fools' Day. Or, as they call it in Washington, Presidents' Day." --Jay
Leno Go-F***-Yourself News
Odd News
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Peace.
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