April 25 2003  Friday TGIF


Look who we found!

C-SPAN Mission





Dear Muse Peggy,

Lisa and I want you to know we are fine. We are
still in the American Enterprise Institute conducting

our undercover investigation.

We are not alone here. We ran into Brian Lamb in
the basement working undercover as a janitor.

Lisa thinks she saw Paul Begala posing as a
bartender in the 3rd floor bar.

The Beast is in the house.


PS. Could you check my lottery numbers for me?


EMAIL: elena

SUBJECT:  missing Lisa and Zelda: SOLVED?!

Rumor is they're being held at GITMO. They've already set-up a still on the beach and are frantically trying to remember/invent a recipe for sugar-cane liqueur.

Zelda was allegedly overheard calling a U. S. Military Policeman "Mr. Cabana Boy, Sir!" while Lisa was spotted writing SEND SUNSCREEN in large letters on the sand with a stick...

Rumors, rumors, rumors...they always blame the messengers.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.   
sent in by Jerry Davidson


Sent in by BH48

Far right greases skids for GOP fall
Boston Globe, MA - 4-25-03

... Rumsfeld, a close ally of the disgraced Newt Gingrich (who serves at Rumsfeld's pleasure on the Defense Policy Board) unleashed the former speaker to give a ...


After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let his friend know that he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and emailed Colin Powell. Colin and his aids had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it, so it went to the NSA, and then to MIT and NASA and the cc list got longer and longer. Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr. Greenspan looked at it and replied the next second: "Perhaps the President would wish to look at the message upside-down...."

sent in by Jerry Davidson

Nothing, but nothing, Washington has done or said so far has struck as much fear into the hearts and minds of leaders throughout the entire Middle East region.




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SUBJECT: Your site



You bastards are no better than the French...get out.......or get ready....you're the enemy within


Isn't bastard a French word?






Truth Hurts


"President Bill Clinton worked hard for our nation and the world. He worked late into the night, on weekends and holidays. We got a full day's work out of him. He was brilliant and effective. He earned every BJ he ever got. I owe him a BJ. You owe him a BJ. Get in line." - Anita Beer on the Karaoke Podium just before she sang, "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow." By Fleetwood Mac.


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