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Wednesday - December 28, 2005



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NSA wiretaps to prompt legal challenges
Indianapolis Star, United States - 12-28-05
Defense attorneys in some of the country's biggest terrorism cases say they plan to bring legal challenges to determine whether the National Security Agency used illegal wiretaps against several dozen Muslim men tied to al-Qaida.



US secret surveillance up sharply since Sept. 11
Reuters AlertNet -
Federal applications for a special US court to authorize secret surveillance rose sharply after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, and the panel required changes to the requests at a even greater rate, government documents show.


Bush Tends to Policy, History and Brush
Guardian Unlimited, UK -
By DEB RIECHMANN. CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) - Read nothing into President Bush's current choice in books, the White House says. The president ...

I missed you all! And no, I wasn't sent to Guantanamo, it's a long continuing story.

I hope to have AHNC up and fully functional soon.

 “President Bush said he is not eavesdropping on citizens. He is just monitoring calls for quality control.”—David Letterman

Many thanks to BuckFush for holding my internet hand throughout AHNC's downtime. 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

George Orwell was right; he was just premature. – Zings!

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Disturbing News

Wait: is it even possible to impeach a dictator, or is he granted immunity by the National Security Agency?  -- Grant Gerver

Save the Stripper

Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith has an unusual bedfellow in the Supreme Court fight over her late husband's fortune: the Bush administration.

Republican Shenanigans

Clinton Bashing Continues

Calling in to CNN, Republican attorney Victoria Toensing repeated the false claim that President Clinton carried out the same authority President Bush did with regard to domestic surveillance.

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"President Bush is being criticized by right wing groups because this Christmas cards to friends this year did not say 'Merry Christmas". Instead they said, 'Sorry about the indictment.'" --Conan O'Brien


Chris Matthews: 2005's Misinformer of the Year

Rock-The-Voter News

“Newsweek magazine reporting that President Bush called the editor and the publisher of the New York Times two weeks ago and demanded they stop publishing this article about him illegally eavesdropping and wire tapping people. Here's my question -- how did he know they were going to publish it?”—Jay Leno


Good News

"In a recent interview, President Bush said, 'I know a lot of people who are glad we're in Iraq.' When asked who, the President said, 'The leaders of North Korea and Iran.'" – Conan O’Brien


Don't know whether you will get this email or not.  Gosh I'm sorry you have had to go through so many frustrations with your site.  And right in the middle of the Dot Comedy awards.  It must feel like Job has been beaming down on your holidays this season.  I am so sorry.  Hang in there.  AHNC will conquer all.  Happy New Year.


Thanks Ann.  I do feel like Job is beaming down on me and wishing Scotty was beaming me up.  This too shall pass.

How could I not continue AHNC? I couldn’t sleep at night.

Happy New Year! Come on 2006!

HURRY CAST YOUR VOTE - 2005 Political Dot-Comedy Awards

The polls will be open until 8 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 29

All Hat No Cattle was nominated in 3 categories

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Bush Humor

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Biz/Tech News

"President Bush is trying to put the best spin he can on this eavesdropping scandal, like he said today: "This proves we have a government that listens to the people." --Jay Leno

Osama's Black Sheep?

Osama bin Laden's niece, in an interview with GQ magazine in which she appears scantily clad, says she has nothing in common with the al-Qaida leader and simply wants acceptance by Americans.

“Well, let's see what's happening going on with George W. Bush. Anybody know what the ‘W’ stands for? Anybody know? Wiretap.”—Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News

God, I miss Harriet Miers. – Grant Gerver


Capturing Osama -  The Casting


Go-F***-Yourself News

Top 10 Newspaper Industry Stories of 2005

It’s OK when Republicans do it

A state lawmaker is warning business owners not to advertise in a weekly newspaper that reported he is dating a woman while waiting for his divorce to come through.

Republican Sen. Jeff Miller, who has represented this town of about 38,000 people 20 miles from Chattanooga for 11 years, sent the warning in a letter Dec. 13.

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Odd News


US Mission Specialist Stephen K. Robinson during his spacewalk, in August 2005.  Photo by NASA









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