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I missed you all! And no, I wasn't sent to Guantanamo, it's a long continuing story. I hope to have AHNC up and fully functional soon. “President Bush said he is not eavesdropping on citizens. He is just monitoring calls for quality control.”—David Letterman
Many thanks to BuckFush for holding my internet hand throughout AHNC's downtime. The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
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Wait: is it even possible to impeach a dictator, or is he granted immunity by the National Security Agency? -- Grant Gerver
Save the Stripper Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith has an unusual bedfellow in the Supreme Court fight over her late husband's fortune: the Bush administration. Republican Shenanigans
Clinton Bashing Continues Calling in to CNN, Republican attorney Victoria Toensing repeated the false claim that President Clinton carried out the same authority President Bush did with regard to domestic surveillance. ________________Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away__________
"President Bush is being criticized by right wing groups because this Christmas cards to friends this year did not say 'Merry Christmas". Instead they said, 'Sorry about the indictment.'" --Conan O'Brien
Chris Matthews: 2005's Misinformer of the Year Rock-The-Voter News “Newsweek magazine reporting that President Bush called the editor and the publisher of the New York Times two weeks ago and demanded they stop publishing this article about him illegally eavesdropping and wire tapping people. Here's my question -- how did he know they were going to publish it?”—Jay Leno
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"In a recent interview, President Bush said, 'I know a lot of people who are glad we're in Iraq.' When asked who, the President said, 'The leaders of North Korea and Iran.'" – Conan O’Brien Don't know whether you will get this email or not. Gosh I'm sorry you have had to go through so many frustrations with your site. And right in the middle of the Dot Comedy awards. It must feel like Job has been beaming down on your holidays this season. I am so sorry. Hang in there. AHNC will conquer all. Happy New Year. Ann Thanks Ann. I do feel like Job is beaming down on me and wishing Scotty was beaming me up. This too shall pass. How could I not continue AHNC? I couldn’t sleep at night. Happy New Year! Come on 2006! HURRY CAST YOUR VOTE - 2005 Political Dot-Comedy Awards The polls will be open until 8 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 29 All Hat No Cattle was nominated in 3 categories Biz/Tech News
"President Bush is trying to put the best spin he can on this eavesdropping scandal, like he said today: "This proves we have a government that listens to the people." --Jay Leno
Osama's Black Sheep? Osama bin Laden's niece, in an interview with GQ magazine in which she appears scantily clad, says she has nothing in common with the al-Qaida leader and simply wants acceptance by Americans. “Well, let's see what's happening going on with George W. Bush. Anybody know what the ‘W’ stands for? Anybody know? Wiretap.”—Jay Leno Bush-Prison-Torture News
God, I miss Harriet Miers. – Grant Gerver
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It’s OK when Republicans do it A state lawmaker is warning business owners not to advertise in a weekly newspaper that reported he is dating a woman while waiting for his divorce to come through. Republican Sen. Jeff Miller, who has represented this town of about 38,000 people 20 miles from Chattanooga for 11 years, sent the warning in a letter Dec. 13. Your donations have kept All Hat No Cattle online most of the time! Thank you.
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US Mission Specialist Stephen K. Robinson during his spacewalk, in August 2005. Photo by NASA
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