September 23,  2004  Thursday

Iraqi Elections Will be Held on Time, Prime Minister Promises
Voice of America, DC -- 9-23-04
The interim prime minister of Iraq, Iyad Allawi, has told a joint session of the US Congress, elections scheduled for January will go ahead, saying the Iraqi ...
 

 

Crying hostage begs for his life
Melbourne Herald Sun, Australia -- 9-23-04
The British and Iraqi governments have refused to bow to the demands of kidnappers threatening to kill a British captive, despite a desperate video message ...
Allawi asks Musharraf for troops
Daily Times, Pakistan -- 9-23-04
... Pakistan’s permanent representative to the United Nations, asked about Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi’s meeting with President Bush...

It does seem as though we are in a grade B movie.


"There are rumors that Dan Rather could lose his job over this. Wouldn't that be ironic? Another American losing his job due to President Bush!" –- Jay Leno


Lynchburg, Va. (IWR News Parody) -- At a $10,000 a plate Republican tent revival in Virginia last night, President Bush promised the snake handlers in attendance that he would do his best to ring Armageddon if he is reelected.

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


Presidential Polls Glance  AP


Robert Redford said he is insulted when President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney tout their status as Westerners.

"I take particular offense as a Westerner when I see all the swagger and all the strutting. .... And I think, `What do they know about the West?'" said Redford, who has homes in California and Utah. "It's synthetic. It's fake."


“Daryn [Kagan], my former colleague at CNN and a heck of a good person, is dating Rush Limbaugh. Gasp.”
— Peter King SI.com


Disturbing News

 



Republican Shenanigans

 


"President Bush gave a speech at the United Nations. I don't want to say it was a hostile crowd, but they had Bush stand behind a screen made of chicken wire." –- Jay Leno


Good News



Biz/Tech News


"It looks like President Bush and John Kerry have agreed on three debates. Kerry wanted more but Bush said no; he thought three was a good even number." –- Jay Leno


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Bush-Prison-Torture News



Go-F*** -Yourself News


Jimmy Swaggart says he thinks it’d be fun to kill a gay man who looks at him the wrong way, then apologizes for remark.



Kerry/Edwards News


 Bush/Cheney: Where are we going?
And what are we doing in this hand basket?  


Odd News


"Children", a sculpture by Duane Hanson, American photorealist sculptor, 1925-96.

Peace.