September 23, 2004 Thursday
Iraqi Elections Will be Held on Time, Prime Minister
Crying hostage begs for his life
Melbourne Herald Sun, Australia -- 9-23-04
The British and Iraqi governments have refused to bow to the demands of kidnappers threatening to kill a British captive, despite a desperate video message ...
Allawi asks Musharraf for troops
Daily Times, Pakistan -- 9-23-04
... Pakistan’s permanent representative to the United Nations, asked about Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi’s meeting with President Bush...
It does seem as though we are in a grade B movie.
"There are rumors that Dan Rather could lose his job over this. Wouldn't that be ironic? Another American losing his job due to President Bush!" –- Jay Leno
Lynchburg, Va. (IWR News Parody) -- At a $10,000 a plate Republican tent revival in Virginia last night, President Bush promised the snake handlers in attendance that he would do his best to ring Armageddon if he is reelected.
Spiritual leader of Iraqi hostage-takers killed Ireland Online
Presidential Polls Glance AP
Robert Redford said he is insulted when President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney tout their status as Westerners.
"I take particular offense as a Westerner when I see all the swagger and all the strutting. .... And I think, `What do they know about the West?'" said Redford, who has homes in California and Utah. "It's synthetic. It's fake."
my former colleague at CNN and a heck of a good person, is dating Rush Limbaugh.
— Peter King SI.com
German restitution bid stirs outrage in Poland Chicago Tribune
CIA's spy network thin USATODAY.com
Airport screeners missed weapons USATODAY.com
Texans Still at Odds Over Bush's Legal Reforms Los Angeles Times
Despite Bush Flip-Flops, Kerry Gets Label washingtonpost.com
"President Bush gave a speech at the United Nations. I don't want to say it was a hostile crowd, but they had Bush stand behind a screen made of chicken wire." –- Jay Leno
CBS Is Fined $550,000 for Super Bowl Incident New York Times
Microsoft to secure IE for XP only CNET News.com
"It looks like President Bush and John Kerry have agreed on three debates. Kerry wanted more but Bush said no; he thought three was a good even number." –- Jay Leno
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U.S. to transfer high-tech arsenal to Israel Times Picayune, LA
Iran Would React to Israeli Nuclear Action Fort Wayne News Sentinel, IN
Jimmy Swaggart says he thinks it’d be fun to kill a gay man who looks at him the wrong way, then apologizes for remark.
Kerry: Bush failed to level with the U.N. about Iraq USATODAY.com
Bush/Cheney: Where are we going?
And what are we doing in this hand basket?
Book club has a read on Bush and Kerry USATODAY.com
Mutant poppy makes safer drugs Guardian
"Children", a sculpture by Duane Hanson, American photorealist sculptor, 1925-96.