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Wednesday edition - August 17, 2011



Perry under fire over Bernanke remarks

Presidential hopeful and Texas Governor Rick Perry drew rebukes from fellow Republicans and the White House Tuesday for remarks seen as threats of violence against Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke.


Proof of Republican 'doublethink'

...Anal vocalisation is not the only explanation for much of the Grand Old party's (GOP) behaviour and pronouncements in recent days: rather, it is, I can exclusively reveal, currently engaged in a mash-up of 1984 and It's a Wonderful Life, two pieces of fiction created over 60 years ago, which goes some way to explaining the distinct smack of irrelevance to the party today.

Democrats hold seats in Wisconsin recall elections

Two Wisconsin Democratic state senators beat back Republican challengers on Tuesday in the last of a series of recall elections triggered by a fight over collective bargaining rights for public sector workers


"Michele Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll. She said she hasn't been this excited since she won last year's 'Who's Crazier Than Sarah Palin' contest.'" –Conan O'Brien


What Does China, Pakistan and Osama Have In Common?


China on Tuesday dismissed a report that Pakistan gave it access to an advanced U.S. "stealth" helicopter that crashed during the raid that killed Osama bin Laden in May.



"Republican Congressman Phil Hinkle, who voted to ban gay marriage, was caught propositioning a male prostitute. Hinkle said, 'Well, I wasn’t going to marry him.'" –Conan O'Brien



Republican Shenanigans


The Impeachment Train Is A Rolling


Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested that impeaching President Barack Obama "would be a great thing to do"




Adios, Iraq and Good Luck!


A spokesman for U.S. forces in Iraq told USA TODAY Tuesday that Iraqi forces can defend their country from an insurgency in spite of two days of violence that has some military experts calling on U.S. troops to remain beyond a Dec. 31 withdrawal deadline.



"Now that Pawlenty is out, the big question is whether Bachmann or Perry will get his supporter." –Stephen Colbert

Rock-The-Voter News

Finally: Honoring Pat Tillman


The alma mater of football star turned soldier Pat Tillman, who was killed in Afghanistan while serving with the U.S. Army, honored him on Tuesday with a veterans' center in his name.




Mitt Romney recently said "corporations are people," so I guess you could say he's a people person. - Will Durst




Business News

Oui Oui Wee Wee


It's been a long time since French actor Gérard Depardieu, 62, made headlines.

But he's making them now after causing an uproar on a CityJet airplane last night. On a flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac, he was told he had to wait to use the toilet, and he responded by urinating in the cabin in front of his fellow passengers.


"Only 39 percent of Americans approve of the job President Obama is doing. Ratings are at an all-time low, but ratings for 'Jersey Shore' are at an all-time high." –Jimmy Kimmel







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Customers walk into the new Apple Store at Pudong Lujiazui in Shanghai July 10, 2010. Apple Inc. opened its second flagship store in China, in the heart of Shanghai's financial district on Saturday. The retail outlet, featuring a 40-foot glass cylindrical wall, is located near Shanghai's famous Oriental Pearl Tower. Oddly, there are no high heel shoes seen through this glass ceiling. Photo/Aly Song




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