July 20,  2004  TUESDAY

Halliburton probed over Iran ties
CNN International - 7-20-04
HOUSTON, Texas (Reuters) -- A US grand jury issued a subpoena to Halliburton Co. seeking information about its Cayman Islands unit's ... "The question must be asked: did this possible violation occur between 1995 and 2000 while Dick Cheney was the CEO of Halliburton?" Lautenberg said in a statement released by his office….

Sept 11 hijackers 'passed through Iran'
Straits Times, Singapore - 7-20-04
WASHINGTON - Eight hijackers passed through Iran before the Sept 11, 2001, attacks on the United States, but Washington has no evidence that Teheran sanctioned ...

Bush affirms study of Iran-al Qaeda ties San Francisco Chronicle, CA – 7-20-04

Washington -- President Bush said Monday that the United States is actively investigating ties between the Iranian government and al Qaeda,


Iran is the next spoke of the axis of evil--I bet Bush could get great advice from his Dad about Iran, or from Ollie North, or Casper Weinberger--the original Iran-Contra gang.


"In the 9-11 commission report they say that it was Iran -- not Iraq -- that was helping al-Qaida. So apparently we invaded the wrong country because of a typo!" David Letterman



 “Well, a lot of Republicans are saying that President Bush should drop Dick Cheney from the ticket and replace him with someone who could make President Bush look smarter and more in control. Who would that be, Dan Quayle?”  Jay Leno


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News


"It's Not Over Until Your Brother Counts the Votes." 

- Bumper Sticker  Seen in Glouster, Ohio.



 “The weight loss company Slimfast, they dropped Whoopi Goldberg as their spokesperson after she delivered like an X-rated monologue about President Bush at this big fundraiser. Apparently, she used the F-word several times. Oh, that was Dick Cheney.”   Jay Leno


www.unfairlybalanced.com


“I'm sure your environmentalists heard about this. As you know, the Bush Administration wants to lift a ban on logging. And today, President Bush said that logging is something that should only be done between a man and a woman.”  Jay Leno


Disturbing News


 “First Lady Laura Bush said the job of being president is not for the faint of heart. How the hell did Dick Cheney qualify?” Jay Leno


Republican Shenanigans



Email

Subject: My husband and I have missed you.

We have been with the news and TV! SOOOO, it's great you are back!

Sandra and Jan

Aw Shucks, thanks.

I am in Costa Rica and will be producing the site from here till August 9. I still have not watched TV since I left the states over a week ago. I believe I am suffering from withdrawal. Haha

Thanks for writing.


Biz/Tech News


Linda Ronstadt Ejected From Vegas Casino For Political Views
Elites TV, TX - 7-20-04
Ronstadt who had been hired for Saturday night, told the audience that ... dedicated to filmmaker Michael Moore and his movie “Fahrenheit 911.” The dedication ...


Good News


Kerry/Edwards News



Odd News


Fort Jefferson, the largest Civil War-era coastal fort in the United States known as the 'Gibraltar of the Gulf,' is battling for survival before its storied history crumbles into the sea. The 158-year-old fortress is located on a tiny island 68 miles west of Key West in the Florida Keys and is part of the 23-acre Garden Key atoll in the Dry Tortugas National Park, a cluster of seven low-lying islands. (NPS/HO)

Peace.