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Thursday edition - June 2, 2011


 

 

Thanks to Tj for the graphic!

 

 

 Global war on drugs a failure, high-level panel says

A high-level international commission declared the global "war on drugs" a failure and urged nations to consider legalizing cannabis and other drugs to undermine organized crime and protect their citizens' health.

 

State of Alaska poised to release Palin emails

 Alaska is poised to release more than 24,000 pages of emails sent and received by Sarah Palin during her time as governor, providing an inside look into her rise from obscurity to a spot on the national stage.

Medical marijuana superstore opens on Arizona

Some local wags are calling it the "Wal-Mart of Weed" or "Home DePot."


 

The world would be a safer place if Newt and Sarah smoked a joint.

 


 

Sarah Palin, on visiting Mt. Vernon, the home of George Washington: "Even Piper was able to grasp the significance of being in the presence of our first President - who had such diverse interests - when she told me later: 'how hard he must have worked to keep that farm going!'"
Stephen Colbert: "It's true. I cannot imagine how hard he worked with no help other than his African volunteers."
 



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama


Whoopsy

 

 Using ground-penetrating radar, the United States and South Korea launched a joint survey of a US army base Thursday to try to find out whether tonnes of toxic chemical were buried there decades ago.

 


 

 


Double Whoopsy

 

Neuron damage in explosion-related "mild" traumatic brain injuries can be more extensive than previously thought and is not necessarily related to the severity of clinical symptoms, researchers said.

Among 63 U.S. soldiers evacuated from Iraq or Afghanistan and diagnosed clinically with blast-related mild traumatic brain injury, diffusion tensor imaging (DTI) revealed significant damage to neuronal axons

 


 

"Sarah Palin met with Donald Trump in New York yesterday. They spent the meeting talking about the thing most important to them: TV ratings." –Craig Ferguson

 



 


Republican Shenanigans

 


Do As I Say, Not As I Do

 

 

 

 New Jersey's pugnacious, budget-cutting Gov. Chris Christie — widely mentioned as a potential Republican candidate for president — is catching grief for taking a state helicopter to his son's high school baseball game and refusing to reimburse the state for the costs.
 


 

"Mitt Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the 'Twilight' books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President." –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


Huck, Huck, Huckabee!

 

 

 

He decided against another run for president, but former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee said he might be open to the number two spot on GOP presidential ticket in 2012.

“Everything is still open. I haven’t closed doors,” Huckabee said Wednesday
 


 

 

 


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