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Monday edition - July 28, 2008
“Hey, new
Batman movie… In this one, Batman faces the most evil villain yet, a Countrywide
Mortgage lender.”- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Uh Oh A suspected U.S. missile strike on a Pakistani madrasa killed six people, including foreigners, on Monday in tribal lands regarded as an al Qaeda and Taliban hotbed, intelligence officials said.
Disturbing News
Karl Rove Arrest Attempt
Des Moines police
arrested four people Friday who attempted a citizen's arrest
of former White House adviser Karl Rove.
Earlier this week in London, an environmental protester tried to crazy glue himself to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. See, here in America, if you want to get close to a politician — you want him to stick — you need cash — unmarked bills.- Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans News
In Puerto Rico it’s Constitution Day. So that’s where the Constitution went. I knew we weren’t using it anymore. They must be using it now.- Jay Leno
W- The Trailer - a film by Oliver Stone
The "Really Bad" Monica
A new
Justice Department report concludes that politics illegally influenced the
hiring of career prosecutors and immigration judges, and largely lays the blame
on top aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Rock-The-Voter News
Poor John McCain, the media is so in love — they are all over Barack Obama and McCain can’t get anybody’s attention. Did you see what McCain did today? He kept getting in and out of his limo, with no underwear on. - Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
I keep my money in "Mattress Bank of America" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
How scary is this? A Quantas Airlines 747 had to make an emergency landing after a giant hole ripped through the underside of the plane, causing it to fall 20,000 feet. Investigators say they don’t believe it was a terrorist act. Well, that’s gotta be a relief for passengers, knowing their plane is just coming apart at the seams from neglect. Thank God it was just neglect!- Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Qantas Airlines has a new slogan — Aaaagggghhhhhhh! - Jay Leno
It's Time For NAME THAT TOON!
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While docked
and onboard the International Space Station, a STS-123 Endeavour crew member
captures the glowing green beauty of the Aurora Borealis March 21, 2008.
Peace.
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