Monday edition - July 28, 2008

 

 

 

 

Project gone bad: $40M later, prison in Iraq still empty
Seattle Times, United States - 7-28-08
In the flatlands north of Baghdad sits a prison with no prisoners. It holds something else: a chronicle of US government waste, misguided planning

 

Suicide hot line got calls from 22000 veterans
The Associated Press - 7-28-08
WASHINGTON (AP) — More than 22000 veterans have sought help from a special suicide hot line in its first year, and 1221 suicides have been averted

Suspected US missile strike kills six in Pakistan
Reuters - 7-28-08
WANA, Pakistan (Reuters) - A suspected US missile strike on a Pakistani madrasa killed six people, including foreigners, on Monday in tribal lands regarded


 

“Hey, new Batman movie… In this one, Batman faces the most evil villain yet, a Countrywide Mortgage lender.”- Jay Leno
 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



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        A suspected U.S. missile strike on a Pakistani madrasa killed six people, including foreigners, on Monday in tribal lands regarded as an al Qaeda and Taliban hotbed,   intelligence officials said.



 

Disturbing News


Karl Rove Arrest Attempt

 

 

Des Moines police arrested four people Friday who attempted a citizen's arrest of former White House adviser Karl Rove.

Rove was in Des Moines to speak at a fundraiser.

 


 

 Earlier this week in London, an environmental protester tried to crazy glue himself to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. See, here in America, if you want to get close to a politician — you want him to stick — you need cash — unmarked bills.- Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

In Puerto Rico it’s Constitution Day. So that’s where the Constitution went. I knew we weren’t using it anymore. They must be using it now.- Jay Leno

 


 

W- The Trailer - a film by Oliver Stone

 


The "Really Bad" Monica

 

 

A new Justice Department report concludes that politics illegally influenced the hiring of career prosecutors and immigration judges, and largely lays the blame on top aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

Monday's report singles out the department's former White House liaison, Monica Goodling, for violating federal law and Justice Department policy
by discriminating against job applicants who weren't Republican or conservative loyalists.
 


Rock-The-Voter News



 

Poor John McCain, the media is so in love — they are all over Barack Obama and McCain can’t get anybody’s attention. Did you see what McCain did today? He kept getting in and out of his limo, with no underwear on. - Jay Leno

 


 


Biz-Tech News


 

I keep my money in "Mattress Bank of America" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

How scary is this? A Quantas Airlines 747 had to make an emergency landing after a giant hole ripped through the underside of the plane, causing it to fall 20,000 feet. Investigators say they don’t believe it was a terrorist act. Well, that’s gotta be a relief for passengers, knowing their plane is just coming apart at the seams from neglect. Thank God it was just neglect!- Jay Leno

 


 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Qantas Airlines has a new slogan — Aaaagggghhhhhhh! - Jay Leno

 


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Odd News


 

 

 

While docked and onboard the International Space Station, a STS-123 Endeavour crew member captures the glowing green beauty of the Aurora Borealis March 21, 2008.
Photo/NASA

 

Peace.