Monday edition - July 28, 2008

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Project gone bad: $40M later, prison in Iraq still empty
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Suicide hot line got calls from 22000
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Suspected US missile strike kills six in
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“Hey, new
Batman movie… In this one, Batman faces the most evil villain yet, a Countrywide
Mortgage lender.”- Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Four suicide bombers kill dozens in Iraq CNN International
Gunmen in Iraq kill 7 Shiites en route to shrine The Associated Press
Istanbul Hit by Deadly Bombings Voice of America
Uh Oh
A suspected U.S. missile strike on a Pakistani madrasa killed six people, including foreigners, on Monday in tribal lands regarded as an al Qaeda and Taliban hotbed, intelligence officials said.

Disturbing News
Police: Man shot churchgoers over liberal views The Associated Press
East province evacuates 70000 people as typhoon Fung Wong set to ... Xinhua, China
Fire destroys 12 homes near Yosemite National Park The Associated Press
Two missing in Ruidoso area flash floods, hundreds evacuated, trapped KVIA
Karl Rove Arrest Attempt

Des Moines police
arrested four people Friday who attempted a citizen's arrest
of former White House adviser Karl Rove.
Rove was in Des Moines to speak at a fundraiser.
Earlier this week in London, an environmental protester tried to crazy glue himself to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. See, here in America, if you want to get close to a politician — you want him to stick — you need cash — unmarked bills.- Jay Leno

Republican-Shenanigans News
McCain targets Obama's values; polls give the Dem ... USA Today
Senate Republicans block heating aid bill The Associated Press
In Puerto Rico it’s Constitution Day. So that’s where the Constitution went. I knew we weren’t using it anymore. They must be using it now.- Jay Leno
W- The Trailer - a film by Oliver Stone
The "Really Bad" Monica

A new
Justice Department report concludes that politics illegally influenced the
hiring of career prosecutors and immigration judges, and largely lays the blame
on top aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
Monday's report singles out the department's former White House liaison, Monica
Goodling, for violating federal law and Justice Department policy
by discriminating against job applicants who weren't
Republican or conservative loyalists.
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama visits doctor to treat sore hip The Associated Press
Obama/Craig Campaign Buttons
Obama looks for VP who says more than 'Yes, sir' The Associated Press
Poll of polls update: Obama up by six CNN Political Ticker

Poor John McCain, the media is so in love — they are all over Barack Obama and McCain can’t get anybody’s attention. Did you see what McCain did today? He kept getting in and out of his limo, with no underwear on. - Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Gas under $4, down 12 cents over two weeks
Toyota lowers 2008 global sales target
I keep my money in "Mattress Bank of America" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Report: Qatari Guantanamo detainee returns home The Associated Press
How scary is this? A Quantas Airlines 747 had to make an emergency landing after a giant hole ripped through the underside of the plane, causing it to fall 20,000 feet. Investigators say they don’t believe it was a terrorist act. Well, that’s gotta be a relief for passengers, knowing their plane is just coming apart at the seams from neglect. Thank God it was just neglect!- Jay Leno

Go-F**k-Yourself News
Injured vets tell pull Dick Cheney invitation over security demands New York Daily News
Qantas Airlines has a new slogan — Aaaagggghhhhhhh! - Jay Leno
It's Time For NAME THAT TOON!

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Odd News
Efforts to improve Beijing air quality Irish Health, Ireland
Danish drug cheat barred from Beijing Games CNN International
Professor says granite countertops are radioactive Houston Chronicle

While docked
and onboard the International Space Station, a STS-123 Endeavour crew member
captures the glowing green beauty of the Aurora Borealis March 21, 2008.
Photo/NASA
Peace.