
Monday edition - April 17, 2006

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Gov. Bush heads from Iraq to Afghanistan |
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7 civilians killed in fire-fight between US military
and Taliban |
Rumsfeld May Be Permanently Tainted by Iraq War,
Analysts Say |
When was the last time Bush was in Iraq?
It was announced today that George
Bush's childhood home in Texas has been turned into a museum. Unfortunately,
once you get inside, you can't find your way out!--Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
'Gulf states won't help US if it attacks Iran' Jerusalem Post
'US has planned since 2003 to invade Iran' Economic Times, India
Muslims and Coptic Christians Clash in Egypt New York Times
Istanbul blast wounds 31
Surprise, Surprise -- Shinseki Was Right, Wolfowitz Was Wrong
General Shinseki, who commanded the NATO
peacekeeping force in Bosnia, testified before Congress in February 2003
that peacekeeping operations in Iraq could require several hundred
thousand troops, in part because it was a country with "the kinds of
ethnic tensions that could lead to other problems."
Days later, Mr. Wolfowitz, then the second-ranking official at the
Pentagon, called the estimate "wildly off the mark," a sentiment that Mr.
Rumsfeld repeated in comments that were widely interpreted in Washington
and within the Pentagon
as a rebuke of General Shinseki.

"Passover, or as President Bush calls it, 'The Jewish Easter.' ... You all know the story: Moses crossed the border with thousands of people. ... He wandered the desert for 40 years. No, I'm sorry that's the Republicans' plan for illegal immigrants." --Jay Leno
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TRUE BLUE Review - "TRUE BLUE, like its creator, defies characterization or pigeonholing. What can be said is that if you play TRUE BLUE on a Sunday morning ten years from now it will sound just as fresh, and new, and contemporary, as it will the first time you play it." -- Joe Hartlaub |
Disturbing News
Russia, US slipping into familiar 'chill'? The Christian Science Monitor
Rising floodwaters threaten Balkans Guardian Unlimited

GOP = Grand Old Prisoners
U-S Senator Tom Coburn isn't naming names, but
he expects six congressmen and a fellow senator will go to jail.
That's because he thinks they'll be facing corruption charges following
investigations
involving lobbyist Jack Abramoff and others.
"The Pentagon's been spying on gay groups. The government said they didn't find any terrorist cells, but they did learn that this Fall, Prada is bringing back round-toe pumps." --Conan O'Brien
The Lost Gospel Of George Judas Bush

Republican Shenanigans
E-mail trail outs dealings of Abramoff, GSA contact Politics Fort Wayne Journal Gazette, IN
War Against The Generals
America Has the Best Equipment Money Can Buy?
A dispute over testing is stalling the Army's plans to move ahead with buying a new high-tech body armor now off-limits to soldiers.

America Has the Best Equipment Money Can Buy? Part II
Mikhail Kalashnikov, designer of the world's most popular assault rifle, says that U.S. soldiers in Iraq are using his invention in preference to their own weapons, proving that his gun is still the best.
Rock-The-Voter News
Some protesters fired for missing work Political Gateway, FL
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Subject: Marzipan art isn't
Lisa,
I showed my wife the marzipan baby at the end of the weekend
edition,
since she makes things of marzipan. She marveled, did a web search for
other examples, and showed me
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/m/marzipan.htm .
It's still cute, even if it isn't edible.
Mike
Thank you for writing.
Your wife is correct, in fact, I found this link
http://www.camilleallen.com/
and Camille Allen is the sculptress.
I corrected my site.
Thanks again. I love the art. too.

Biz-Tech News
Oil prices hit 70 usd in Asian trade on supply, Iran worries ...
Halliburton "buy," target price raised newratings.com
Seoul Rules Out Win-Lose FTA With United States Korea Times, South Korea
'NY Times' vs. 'Wash Post' in Editorial 'Leak' Battle Editor & Publisher
NBC counting on celebrity cooking show to dish up ratings Louisville Courier-Journal, KY
Anti-SUV Crowd Entertained by New Hummer Parody Web Site PR.com (press release), NY

Please, somebody tell me this is fiction
At the end of David Hare's antiwar
docudrama about the run-up to the war in Iraq, after the applause, after the
houselights went up and people in Off-Broadway's Public Theater were fumbling
with their coats, a man in the audience shouted,
"Please, somebody tell me this is fiction."....Hare depicts the powerful
trio of Cheney ("I never met a weapons system I didn't vote for"), Rummy ("A war
on terror. That's good. That's vague"), and Wolfie, Paul Wolfowitz ("That's
what's good about Iraq. It's doable") as warmongers.
Rally 'round Rumsfeld: all those dissenting generals are just part of the liberal media's conspiracy to weaken our war effort.

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Top court rejects appeal by Uighurs at Guantanamo Washington Post
Singin’ It and Slingin’ it for Rummy
Sung to the tune of MUSKRAT LOVE by the Captain and Tenille
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Cheney to campaign for McGavick, Roulstone in Everett and Spokane
Dick Cheney to rally troops at Fort Riley
Cheney to get tax refund San Jose Mercury News, USA
Both Easter and Passover are a time of reflection where people recommit to living their lives honestly and following the Ten Commandments -- right after they finish lying their asses off to the IRS!- Jay Leno
Odd News

A Varig airlines cargo plane from Brazil sits parked at the Mexico City airport with its nose up in the air after the cargo was unevenly distributed on Wednesday April 12, 2006. Brazil's troubled flagship airline Varig, is reeling under an estimated US$3.3 billion (euro2.7 billion) in debt and is currently in the restructuring phase of bankruptcy proceedings and last April 12, some 300 Varig employees boarded a chartered jet to Brasilia, the nation's capital, to call on the federal government to bail out the company, which employs 11,000 people.(Photo/Exelsior-Adrian Roque)
Peace.