Tuesday edition - October 13, 2009



Limbaugh: 'The media didn't make me, and they can't break me'
CNN - 10-13-09

(CNN) Ė Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is dismissing Democratic campaigns to paint him as the man steering the Republican Party, and media frenzies over his most controversial comments.

Opposition to Rush Limbaugh's Bid for Rams Grows
ABC News - 10-13-09
Rush Limbaugh's bid to become a part-owner of the NFL's St. Louis Rams has drawn opposition from some of the league's

Top 10 Racist Limbaugh Quotes

1. I mean, letís face it, we didnít have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. Iím not saying we should bring it back; Iím just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.


"President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass." --Conan O'Brien





The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Well, Bust My Bunker


The Pentagon is speeding up delivery of a colossal bomb designed to destroy hidden weapons bunkers buried underground and shielded by 10,000 pounds of reinforced concrete.

Call it Plan B for dealing with Iran, which recently revealed a long-suspected nuclear site deep inside a mountain near the holy city of Qom.


"President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize comes with $1.4 million in cash. Or as Fox News reported it, 'Obama Caught Taking Bribe from Swedish Government.'" --Conan O'Brien





Disturbing News


"The Nobel committee said he won for creating a new climate for international politics. which sounds so much nicer than 'In your face George Bush you cowboy a**hole.'" --Bill Maher




The only thing Republicans have got going for them is a sincere desire to continue the destruction of their own Country. They're all figurative suicide bombers at heart: USA Failure = Love. Grant "Brad" Gerver www.seriouskidding.com







Republican-Shenanigans News


"Conservatives say the award represents everything they stand against: black people, foreigners, and peace." --Bill Maher


Rock-The-Voter News


"Big news: We bombed the moon this morning. We sent a missile into its surface. That's gotta be a lesson to North Korea and Iran -- we bombed the moon for no good reason at all." --Jimmy Kimmel




Christopher Hitchens Tells Obama How to REALLY Earn the Nobel Prize

By Don Davis


Biz-Tech News


"The Nobel Prize for lack of chemistry went to John McCain and Sarah Palin." --David Letterman


Trying To Stay Alive


"IF YOU DON'T Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog" was the headline of a famous 1973 issue of National Lampoon. The cover, with its mutt worriedly glancing at the gun pointed at its head, has itself been lampooned many times. (Texas Monthly recently paired an image of a shotgun-wielding former VP with the line "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, Dick Cheney Will Shoot You in the Face.") But the inside joke still holds: When inspiration fails or sales are slow, magazine editors default to grabbing heartstrings. Entire publishing houses survive on this gimmick


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F**k-Yourself News



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A set of Elvis Pez dispensers, one of over 200 items in The Gary Pepper Collection of Elvis Presley Memorabilia, is seen at Leslie Hindman Auctioneers , Monday, Oct. 12, 2009 in Chicago. The items will be up for auction on Sunday, Oct. 18.
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