Tuesday edition - December 23, 2008





Poll: 1 in 4 consider Cheney 'worst' veep in history
USA Today -12-23-08
A new poll suggests 23% of Americans consider Dick Cheney the "worst" vice president in US history, CNN reports. In the latest CNN/Opinion Research survey


4 recruiter suicides lead to Army probe
The Associated Press - 12-23-08
HENDERSON, Texas (AP) - Sgt. 1st Class Patrick Henderson, a strapping Iraq combat veteran, spent the last, miserable months of his life as an Army recruiter

Report: US asks SKorea to move troops to Afghan
The Associated Press - 12-23-08
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - The United States has asked South Korea if it could reassign the troops that it is pulling out of Iraq to Afghanistan, a news


Only one in four consider Cheney the worst veep? The Liberal media has failed big time.



"The nice thing about the holidays is the holiday spirit. Let me give you an example of how the holiday spirit affects people. You know that guy that threw the shoes at President Bush? Well, today, he was throwing fruit cakes." --David Letterman


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


"This week President Bush hosted the annual White House Hanukkah party. Yeah, there was an awkward moment when Bush made a wish and blew out all eight candles." --Conan O'Brien


Its All About The Oil

Major businesses have lined up billions of dollars for investment in southern Iraq, where oil riches and long-term opportunities beckon, preparing to move in even as Britain prepares to pull its troops out.

Foreign investors have earmarked more than $9 billion (£6 billion pounds) for the oil-hub of Basra and the region around it in the next three years, according to Michael Wareing, the co-chair of the Basra Development Commission




Disturbing News

Mr. Piggy


A pig that survived 36 days buried in the rubble of May's massive Sichuan earthquake has been voted China's favorite animal, but the attention has made him fat, lazy and bad-tempered, state media said.

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Republican-Shenanigans News


"We're talking about Sarah Palin, who has a brand new Christmas album. It's entitled 'I Can See Bethlehem From My House.'" --David Letterman


California Nightmare


California's chief financial officer warned Monday that the state would run out of money in about two months as hopes of a Christmas budget compromise melted into political finger-pointing by the end of the day.

Wow, More Right Wing Radio Shows

Anyone tempted to feel sorry for the Republican candidates who lost in such spectacular style in the US presidential race can now relax. The 2008 hopefuls have started to re-emerge in a new guise: as the hosts of right-wing talk radio shows.




Rock-The-Voter News


According to the “Wall Street Journal,” this is interesting, many of the people Barack Obama has appointed to his cabinet are excellent basketball players. Except for Hillary Clinton, who prefers lacrosse or field hockey. - Conan O'Brien


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Biz-Tech News



"In a recent interview, President Bush said that he has a collection of over 250 autographed baseballs. Yeah. Unfortunately, the question the interviewer asked was, 'Do you have an exit strategy for Iraq?' He just wanted to talk about the baseballs." --Conan O'Brien


So, How Is The Bush Clean Air Policy Going?

More than 100 million people living in 46 metro areas are breathing air that has gotten too full of soot on some days, and now those cities have to clean up their air, the Environmental Protection Agency said Monday.


Bush-Prison-Torture News


In a recent interview, President Bush says that he’s already begun thinking about his farewell speech. Yeah, which means he’s only two years behind most Americans.--Conan O'Brien

Go-F**k-Yourself News


"There was even some snow here in Malibu by the beach. Dozens of local women got caught in the snow and had to be rushed to hot tubs to have their implants defrosted."- Jimmy Kimmel




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Thai woman Nong Na releases a scorpion from her mouth after a successful world record attempt at a shopping mall in Pattaya, eastern Thailand. Nong held the live scorpion in her mouth for over two minutes, setting a world record.
Photo/Christophe Archambault