Tuesday edition - December 23, 2008
Poll: 1 in 4 consider Cheney 'worst' veep in history
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4 recruiter suicides lead to Army probe |
Report: US asks SKorea to move troops to Afghan |
Only one in four consider Cheney the worst veep? The Liberal media has failed big time.
"The nice
thing about the holidays is the holiday spirit. Let me give you an example of
how the holiday spirit affects people. You know that guy that threw the shoes at
President Bush? Well, today, he was throwing fruit cakes." --David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
US Marine killed in combat in Iraq International Herald Tribune
Karzai attends memorial for 3 killed in US raid The Associated Press
Many Muslims frustrated with Fort Dix verdict The Associated Press
UN Security Council Extends UN Protection for Iraqi Assets
24 Detainees Are Freed in Iraq New York Times
Fiat Agrees to Pay $17.8 Million Over Iraqi Kickbacks
Siemens gets euro1.5 billion Iraq power contract The Associated Press
'Bush Shoe' Is Bonanza For Turkish Cobbler Forbes, NY
Conflicting reports on Iran, Russia missile deal Los Angeles Times
"This week President Bush hosted the annual White House Hanukkah party. Yeah, there was an awkward moment when Bush made a wish and blew out all eight candles." --Conan O'Brien
Its All About The Oil
Major
businesses have lined up billions of dollars for investment in southern Iraq,
where oil riches and long-term opportunities beckon, preparing to move in even
as Britain prepares to pull its troops out.
Foreign investors have earmarked more than $9 billion (£6 billion pounds)
for the oil-hub of Basra and the region around it in the next three years,
according to Michael Wareing, the co-chair of the Basra Development Commission
Disturbing News
2 killed after shots fired at 4 drivers in Garland, northeast Dallas Dallas Morning News, TX
Mr. Piggy
A pig that survived 36 days
buried in the rubble of May's massive Sichuan earthquake has been voted China's
favorite animal,
but the attention has made him fat, lazy and bad-tempered, state media said.
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Shoe thrower exposes Bush's arrogance Los Angeles Times
President Bush gets shoulder scan, shot at Walter Reed
Bush Visits Injured Soldiers at Walter Reed Washington Post
"We're talking about Sarah Palin, who has a brand new Christmas album. It's entitled 'I Can See Bethlehem From My House.'" --David Letterman
California Nightmare
California's
chief financial officer warned Monday
that the state would run out of money in about two months as hopes of a
Christmas budget compromise melted into political finger-pointing by the end of
the day.
Wow, More Right Wing Radio Shows
Anyone tempted to feel sorry for the Republican candidates who lost in such spectacular style in the US presidential race can now relax. The 2008 hopefuls have started to re-emerge in a new guise: as the hosts of right-wing talk radio shows.
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama to use Lincoln Bible at inauguration
Obama thanks troops after workout at Hawaii gym
Clinton Moves to Widen Role of State Dept. New York Times
Kennedy Declines to Make Financial Disclosure New York Times
According to the “Wall Street Journal,” this is interesting, many of the people Barack Obama has appointed to his cabinet are excellent basketball players. Except for Hillary Clinton, who prefers lacrosse or field hockey. - Conan O'Brien
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Biz-Tech News
Asian Stocks Fall as Global Recession Deepens; Hyundai Retreats Bloomberg
Russians protest plan to raise taxes on imported cars Los Angeles Times
FDA warnings for 30 diet drugs Chicago Tribune
"In a recent interview, President Bush said that he has a collection of over 250 autographed baseballs. Yeah. Unfortunately, the question the interviewer asked was, 'Do you have an exit strategy for Iraq?' He just wanted to talk about the baseballs." --Conan O'Brien
So, How Is The Bush Clean Air Policy Going?
More than 100 million people living in 46 metro areas are breathing air that has gotten too full of soot on some days, and now those cities have to clean up their air, the Environmental Protection Agency said Monday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
European Nations Discussing Whether To Accept Guantanamo Detainees Hartford Courant
In a
recent interview, President Bush says that he’s already begun thinking about his
farewell speech. Yeah, which means he’s only two years behind most Americans.--Conan O'Brien
Go-F**k-Yourself News
The World According to Cheney New York Times
"There was even some snow here in Malibu by the beach. Dozens of local women got caught in the snow and had to be rushed to hot tubs to have their implants defrosted."- Jimmy Kimmel
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Odd News
Michael Jackson camp denies health problems Washington Post
Casey Anthony's Ex-Fiance: 'She's Not the Casey I Knew' FOXNews
China sends panda peace offering to Taiwan guardian.co.uk
Man melting snow with blowtorch ignites home, causes $30K in damage AP
Thai woman
Nong Na releases a scorpion from her mouth after a successful world record
attempt at a shopping mall in Pattaya, eastern Thailand. Nong held the live
scorpion in her mouth for over two minutes, setting a world record.
Photo/Christophe Archambault
Peace.