"The president has arranged for al Qaeda to guard our ports. This is part of his new plan to fight them here so we don't have to fight them there." --Bill Maher

Naughty Bush Pics

Rap star Eminem could sue the US government because they play his music to inmates at Camp X-Ray in Guantanamo Bay without permission.

The Road To Guantanamo director Michael Winterbottoom discovered prisoners at the notorious detention centre are blasted with the rapper’s music as a form of punishment.

A small group of National Security Agency officials slipped into Silicon Valley on one of the agency's periodic technology shopping expeditions this month...In the wake of 9/11, the potential for mining immense databases of digital information gave rise to a program called Total Information Awareness, developed by Adm. John M. Poindexter, the former national security adviser, while he was a program manager at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
Although Congress abruptly canceled the program in October 2003, the legislation provided a specific exemption for "processing, analysis and collaboration tools for counterterrorism foreign intelligence."

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"President Bush is now saying that he was not aware that we signed a deal to give these Arabs countries control of our eastern seaports. In fact, today President Bush began tapping his own phone so he can find out what’s going on in the White House." --Jay Leno

Lisa,
The cartoons on this site just keep getting better, and I must tell you that they are the perfect answer to people who send me republican hate mail and Clinton jokes. (Yes, I still get them!) I don't even have to write anything back, all I do is send one of your cartoons.
The one that seems to draw the most ire is the, "Thousand Points of Failure", from a couple of weeks ago. I actually had someone write back and say, "You don't believe all that, do you?" HAHAHAHAHA!

Anthony

Today, terrorists attempted to attack the biggest oil refinery in Saudi Arabia, but they were stopped at the gates. Exxon immediately announced that since the attack was completely unsuccessful and caused absolutely no damage, the price of gas will only go up fifty cents a gallon. -- Jay Leno

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"Bush is not backing down. He says if this deal doesn't go through, it's going to be a slap in the face to the Arabs, which is amazingly ironic because we have four guys in Guantanamo Bay whose specific job is to slap Arabs in the face." --Bill Maher

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia fondly remembers carrying a rifle around New York as a boy and says outdoorsmen should attack the idea that guns are used only for crimes.

An avid outdoorsmen who has hunted with Vice President Dick Cheney, Scalia spoke Saturday at the National Wild Turkey Federation's annual convention.

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