Monday - November 8,  2004


Fines For Contracting With Terrorist Nations Plunged After 9/11
TheDay, CT, 11-8-04
... Vice President Dick Cheney was a vocal critic of trade embargoes while he headed Halliburton, a Houston-based oil services conglomerate, from 1995 to 2000. ...

More missiles for terrorists?
USA Today 



Marines turn to God ahead of anticipated Fallujah battle

AFP, 11-6-04

NEAR FALLUJAH, Iraq  -- With US forces massing outside Fallujah, marines swayed to Christian rock music and asked Jesus Christ to protect them in what could be the biggest battle since American troops invaded Iraq last year...

Saudi Religious Scholars Support Holy War
Washington Post, 11-6-04
BEIRUT - Prominent Saudi religious scholars urged Iraqis to support militants waging holy war against the U.S.-led coalition forces as American troops...

We should rename this war the Bush Crusades.

"The Republican Party is now in charge of the presidency, the Senate, the House, and the Supreme Court. You know how they got there? They got there by saying the liberals control everything." --Jay Leno

"John Ashcroft says he wants to take more time off to spend more time with the voices in his head." --Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Excellent! The gentleman viewers will especially appreciate this.

Click here for Flag waving, Bible-thumping babes who are waiting for you to help them spread freedom 


"Kentucky voters voted to ban gay marriage. Unless the two are siblings." --Jay Leno

Disturbing News

On this day in history, November 8

In 1933, President Roosevelt created the Civil Works Administration, designed to create jobs for more than 4 million unemployed.

In 1960, Massachusetts Sen. John F. Kennedy defeated Vice President Richard M. Nixon for the presidency.

Ten years ago: Midterm elections resulted in Republicans winning a majority in the Senate while at the same time gaining control of the House for the first time in 40 years. California voters approved Proposition 187, designed to deny education and social services and non-emergency health care to illegal aliens.

Five years ago: Under the guidance of President William Jefferson Clinton, Israeli and Palestinian negotiators launched landmark talks, giving themselves an ambitious 100-day deadline to craft the broad outlines of a peace agreement.

Howard refuses to congratulate Bush
Guardian, UK, 11-8-04
... Don't bother coming.". In his interview Mr Howard hit back at Mr Rove, who is widely credited with masterminding President Bush's decisive victory. ...

Republican Shenanigans

"Why would I listen to losers?" -- California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working with state girlie man Democrats to close the budget deficit


Hi Lisa,

I see that those hicks in the middle elected a PRES E DENT. At least,
its sort of democratic this time around, with an apparent real majority. I
noted that those people around the edges (you know, the intelligent ones,
that have made America a rich nation), voted against W.

Tell me - are those people who voted for W on something? As far as I
know those Bush voters are the poor guys, whilst W is the representative of
the big corporations and the rich! How has W pulled that off?

Why don't the states at the edges join up with Canada? Then, you'd have
a really good healthcare system, a decent welfare system, free speech,
lower taxes, you'd have the US in a pincer like grip (think of the map) and,
the Queen back as head of state!

Attractive proposition ain't it?

Alan Goswell
Oxfordshire England

Hi Alan. We don't need a Queen. We already have a King who hates drag queens, Christian Democrats and those evil liberals. But King George loves gun-toting Bible thumpers and electronic voting machines. That's how he pulled it off. 

Good News

"Democrats and liberals, stop saying you're going to move because Bush won. Real liberals should be pledging to stay because Bush won. Trust me, you can't get away from Bush by moving to France because that's where we're invading next." -- Bill Maher

Graphic By Ken

Biz/Tech News

"In fact, the GOP did so well, the only Republican without a mandate: Dick Cheney's daughter." --Jay Leno

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Bush-Prison-Torture News

"Did you see how happy President Bush was when he found out he won? Man, he couldn't decide whether he should give a victory speech or announce the invasion of Iran." --Jay Leno 

We found one person willing to give a statement. Disgraced Daily Mirror ex-editor Pierpoint Morgan.

Go-F*** -Yourself News

Video could replace 'black boxes' , 11-5-04

Light snow and mist shrouded the airport in Eveleth, Minn., two years ago as the small plane carrying Sen. Paul Wellstone approached. What happened next remains as murky as the weather....

Odd News


This is a map of the Blue/Red counties in the presidential election 2004, compiled at Princeton University. We don't look so divided after all.