Monday edition - September 4, 2006





Study Finds Fewer Terror Prosecutions
Christian Broadcasting Network, VA - 9-4-06
... Democrats hope to regain control of at least one house of Congress, and President Bush has urged Republicans to run in part on his record in the war on terror. ...


US envoy says N.Korea talk situation "difficult"
Reuters - 9-4-06
TOKYO (Reuters) - US Assistant Secretary of State Christopher Hill said on Monday that North Korea is showing no interest in returning to six-party talks on its nuclear weapons program.

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld Speeches: A New Drumbeat for War
Center for Research on Globalization, Canada - 9-4-06
... Speeches by Vice President Dick Cheney at Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska and by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld at an American Legion convention in ...



 Fewer terror prosecutions? We must be winning then.



"President Bush said the United States is still under the threat of attack and will continue to be right up until Election Day." --Jay Leno





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News




"NBC anchor Brian Williams interviewed President Bush. He asked him about his poll numbers and President Bush said, 'The key for me is to keep expectations low.' I think you can accurately say, 'Mission Accomplished.'" --Jay Leno




America the Beautiful Prudish


Broadcasters say the hesitancy of some CBS affiliates to air a powerful Sept. 11 documentary next week proves there's been a chilling effect on the First Amendment since federal regulators boosted penalties for television obscenities after Janet Jackson's breast was exposed at a Super Bowl halftime show.




Disturbing News






"The one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina hitting New Orleans was marked by President Bush with a moment of silence. A little different than a year ago, when President Bush marked the occasion by a week and a half of silence." --Jay Leno



Republican Shenanigans



"Astronomers think that the planet Earth will be sucked into a black hole, swallowed by a black hole. I believe the last time that happened, someone got impeached." --David Letterman



Travel Perks


Justice Antonin Scalia was the Supreme Court's most frequent traveler last year with 24 expense-paid trips that took him as far as Ireland, Italy, Turkey and Australia.








"This week is the one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. It's amazing how time flies. It seems like just yesterday FEMA was ignoring the hurricane victims." --Jay Leno







Rock-The-Voter News




"According to a national organization that studies obesity, nine of the fattest states in America are in the lower third of the country. In other words, geographically, America has a fat ass." --Conan O'Brien





Good News




Biz/Tech News




"President Bush toured several neighborhoods (in New Orleans). It was still mostly empty. They had Dick Cheney coming along to shoot any looters." --Jay Leno






Go-F***-Yourself News




"I don't want to say President Bush's approval rating is dropping, but I understand there's a sign outside of Crawford, Texas, that now says, 'Home of Cindy Sheehan.'" --Jay Leno






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Odd News





This is the position I maintained throughout most of my vacation.

Asiatic black bear takes a rest at Ueno Zoo in Tokyo Thursday, Aug. 31, 2006. ( Photo/Mainichi Shimbun)