Thursday edition - April 26, 2007




Bush not told Tillman death facts, aide says
San Francisco Chronicle, CA - 4-26-07
Washington -- The White House said President Bush was never told that former NFL star Pat Tillman was killed by his fellow Army Rangers at ...


Rice signals rejection of House subpoena
Seattle Post Intelligencer, WA - 4-26-07
Waxman's committee voted 21-10 on Wednesday to subpoena Rice despite the State Department's insistence that the questions have already been answered and ...

Bush veto of Iraq bill could come 4 years after ’victory’ speech aboard aircraft carrier
Boston Herald, MA -4-26-07
WASHINGTON - President Bush next week is expected to receive, and swiftly reject, legislation ordering US troops to begin coming home from Iraq this ...


Bush can control his facial expressions as well as his words.



"Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment against Vice President Dick Cheney. Do you know what would happen if Cheney was impeached? George Bush would become acting president." --Jay Leno



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


President Bush Shakin his Groove Thang - YouTube



By Don Davis




Disturbing News



EU Says PU To Wolfowitz


The European Parliament on Wednesday called for the resignation of World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz, adding to the pressure on the head of the poverty-fighting institution to step down.

Wolfowitz, a former member of the Bush administration, has already faced calls to give up his post after revelations that he approved a promotion and pay raise for his bank-employee girlfriend before she was assigned to work at the U.S. State Department.



"I got myself a new computer this week. I got the Alberto Gonzales Dell computer. Have you seen this one? It destroys your e-mails and has no memory." --Jay Leno


Republican Shenanigans


“Hey, did you see who was at the White House Correspondents Dinner this past weekend? Sanjaya from ‘American idol.’ He was a guest. In fact, Republican leaders made Alberto Gonzales sit next to Sanjaya as kind of a hint that maybe it was time to go.” - Jay Leno




Tony Snow to return to White House post next week


Rock-The-Voter News


A Native Perspective On Virginia Tech Headlines


The worst in U.S. history." Really? ..."Haven't any of these people ever heard of the Massacre at Sand Creek in Colorado, where Methodist minister Col. Chivington massacred between 200 and 400 Cheyenne and Arapaho Indians, most of them women, children, and elderly men?"



Hail to the choreographer-in-chief







Biz-Tech News



“And Wal-Mart announced they’re going to open health care clinics in all their stores. They’re promoting this as a way for Americans to get cheaper prescription drugs. Don’t we have a source for that already? It’s called Canada.” - Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Serenade for the First Sufferers (Song Parody — sing to Carolina In The Morning)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

No one suffers more
Than George and Laura from the war.
They’re really mourning.

Photos of the dead
On cable news fill them with dread.
They’re really mourning.

They’d prefer ignoring
Tales of death and gore.
Where are the happy stories
They long to hear once more?

Waking up so early
To the news of hurly burly
In the morning

Makes the Bushes surly.
How they hate to think so early
In the morning!

Pity George and Laura.
No one knows all their pain.
Death’s lousy,
But it’s George under strain.

No one suffers more
Than George and Laura from the war.
They’re really mourning!

Madeleine Begun Kane, Humorist & Song Parodist




Go-F***-Yourself News


 "Earth Day, of course, the day we all plant a tree. And then eight months later, we cut down the tree, hang lights on it and stick it in the living room.” - Jay Leno




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Odd News





US actor Richard Gere (L) kisses Indian actress Shilpa Shetty during an AIDS awareness event in New Delhi, 15 April 2007. An Indian judge has ordered the arrest of Gere and Shetty over a hug and kiss at the AIDS awareness event. Photo/AIDS Awareness