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Wednesday edition - October 25, 2006
Al Franken was right --- Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot.
Ya know, the Republicans just might be right: those "weak" Democrats don't even have even a country picked out to invade yet. -- Grant Gerver
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Pentagon Capitalism?
A federal judge today
sentenced a former Defense Department official from Texas to 18 months in prison
in an international weapons case.
President Bush Uses "The Google" But Not Email- YouTube.com
William
Kristol pooh-poohed the fears that Sunnis and Shiites would be at each others'
throats, as "the stuff of pop psychology." Right. And having your head chopped
off is just a quick way to drop 11 pounds. Kristol, of course, is revered by
much of the right because he was Dan Quayle's chief of staff, and was known as
"Quayle's Brain." You know that. Which sounded impressive until I remembered Dan
Quayle didn't have a brain. And now, Mr. Kristol proposes immediate military
action against Iran, predicting the Iranians will thank us for it. Hey, you know
what, Nostrodamus? Why don't you sit this one out?
Disturbing News
GOP CONGRESS TO BUSH: ‘DON’T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME’
The “He Misled” Theme Song (Song Parody)The “He Misled” Theme Song
(Sing to the Mr. Ed Theme Song.)
But listen to this:
Republican Shenanigans
Limbaugh Denies Going Off Meds to
Criticize Fox
Jeb's impact on Florida was only slightly better than Dubya's impact on the entire United States. -- Zing!
November 7 - Voter Chaos Day
A combination
of new voting technologies, changed rules for voters and a tight battle for
control of Congress
threatens to result in widespread troubles during the US midterm elections,
according to a report to be released on Tuesday.
Rock-The-Voter News
We're #53! Woo Hoo!
Some poor countries, such as
Mauritania and Haiti, improved their record in a global press freedom index this
year, while France, the United States and Japan slipped further down the scale
of 168 countries rated, the group Reporters Without Borders said
yesterday..."Relations between the media and the Bush administration sharply
deteriorated after the president used the pretext of 'national security' to
regard as suspicious any journalist who questioned his 'war on terrorism,' " the
group said.
Biz/Tech News
"You'd
think he was running for First Lady." –Bill Clinton, on George H. W. Bush's
criticism of Hillary Clinton in the 1992 campaign
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F***-Yourself News
Paul Wolfowitz predicted, in 2003, that within a year, the grateful people of Baghdad would name some grand square in their fine city after President Bush. And he was right when he said they'd be waving American flags. They were on fire. -- Argus Hamilton, comedian
Did you have a good time today?
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Odd News
Women from the Hongyao ethnic group work in terraced rice paddies alongside traditional buildings in Longsheng, Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, China, Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006. The Hongyao, are a branch of Yao minority ethnic group. Their buildings, are traditionally decorated with intricate woodcarving and other ethnic designs and are supported by stilt like columns. In recent years, the Hongyao, who cultivate this spectacular terraced landscape have begun to depend increasingly on tourism for their income, leading to an improvement in living conditions for these mountain farmers. (Photo/Color China Photo)
Peace.
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