Tuesday edition - June 9, 2009



Gingrich at Republican Fundraiser Says Obama’s ‘Already Failed’
Bloomberg - Tue Jun 9, 12:58 AM ET
June 9 (Bloomberg) -- Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said President Barack Obama’s plan to fix the economy through stimulus spending and government intervention to boost companies like General Motors Corp. has “already failed.”

Clinton orders review of State Department security after arrests


 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Monday she has ordered a review of security and vetting procedures that let a State Department employee suspected of spying for Cuba slip through the cracks.

Sotomayor breaks ankle on her way to Capitol Hill

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor broke her ankle Monday morning on her way to Washington for another round of meetings on Capitol Hill with senators weighing her nomination, according to the White House.


Gingrich/Palin in 2012 or the other way around?



"I know why you're happy. That speech Black Elvis gave in Cairo. Wow, he is Jimi Hendrix with a Teleprompter, isn't he? He was making good on a campaign promise to reach out to the Muslim world. Let's just hope it works better with Muslims that it did with Republicans." --Bill Maher



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



"Obama's speech well with Muslims around the world. They were very impressed, including Muslim Americans right here at home. One Muslim American said it gave him great hope that some day he could go through airport security without pretending to be Mexican." --Bill Maher



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Disturbing News


"Did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right, Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom." --Bill Maher




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What's A Little Plagiarism Between Friends?


 Gingrich takes no issue with Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for using his words in a speech she gave last week. In fact, he'd be happy if more Republicans espoused his ideas, a spokesman for the former House speaker said Monday.




Jon Stewart versus Joe Scarborough



Republican-Shenanigans News


"President Obama gave a big historic speech yesterday in Egypt. President Obama impressed listeners by beginning his speech with the traditional Islamic greeting, "Salaam Aleikum." Yea, it's very cool. Yea it was especially impressive because a year ago, President Bush opened with 'Shalom Amigos.'" --Conan O'Brien





Rock-The-Voter News

No Need To Lie About This Fish Story


 Florida authorities say a commercial fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico and kept it on his boat for 10 days.

The sheriff's office in Pinellas County say the boat's captain, Rodney Soloman, hooked the air-to-air guided missile 50 miles off the Panhandle town of Panama City





Biz-Tech News



The Russians are Banning The Russians Are Banning


Russian regulators are expanding bans on pork and other meat imports to more U.S. states, citing swine flu fears.

The decision to include Wisconsin, Washington and Illinois brings the number of states affected by the ban on pork, chicken and other meat imports to seven.


"President Obama's continuing his world tour. Yesterday he was in Egypt, did you see that? He visited the Pyramids of Giza. And he called them 'awe-inspiring.' That was an improvement over President Bush's tour of the pyramids. He called them 'pointy. They're like a triangle.'" --Jimmy Fallon


Bush-Prison-Torture News


"The favorite show to win to musical Tony this year is a show about a former Vice President, have you seen it? Cheney Get Your Gun." --David Letterman




Go-F**k-Yourself News


"On this day in 1925, the Chrysler Corporation was founded and had it lived, it would be 84 years old today. Founded in 1925 and lucky for you stock is still available at 1925 prices." --David Letterman


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U.S. General Ray Odierno, Commanding General, Multinational-Force-Iraq, pretends to give actor/comedian Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report" a haircut during Colbert's performance for U.S. military personnel at Al Faw Palace in Baghdad in this USO handout photo dated June 7, 2009. Colbert is participating in a USO/Armed Forces Entertainment tour to the Persian Gulf region June 5-11, 2009. Photo/Steve Manuel/USO




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