Gingrich/Palin in 2012 or the other way around?
"I know why you're happy. That speech
Black Elvis gave in Cairo. Wow, he is Jimi Hendrix with a Teleprompter, isn't
he? He was making good on a campaign promise to reach out to the Muslim world.
Let's just hope it works better with Muslims that it did with Republicans." --Bill
Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Obama's
speech well with Muslims around the world. They were very impressed, including
Muslim Americans right here at home. One Muslim American said it gave him great
hope that some day he could go through airport security without pretending to be
Mexican." --Bill Maher
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Disturbing News
"Did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right, Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom." --Bill Maher
What's A Little Plagiarism Between Friends?
Gingrich takes no issue with Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for using his words in a speech she gave last week. In fact, he'd be happy if more Republicans espoused his ideas, a spokesman for the former House speaker said Monday.
Jon Stewart versus Joe Scarborough
Republican-Shenanigans News
"President Obama gave a big historic
speech yesterday in Egypt. President Obama impressed listeners by beginning his
speech with the traditional Islamic greeting, "Salaam Aleikum." Yea, it's
very cool. Yea it was especially impressive because a year ago, President Bush
opened with 'Shalom Amigos.'" --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News No Need To Lie About This Fish Story
Florida authorities
say a commercial fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico and
kept it on his boat for 10 days.
Biz-Tech News
The Russians are Banning The Russians Are Banning
Russian regulators are
expanding bans on pork and other meat imports to more U.S. states, citing
swine flu fears.
"President
Obama's continuing his world tour. Yesterday he was in Egypt, did you see that?
He visited the Pyramids of Giza. And he called them 'awe-inspiring.' That was an
improvement over President Bush's tour of the pyramids. He called them 'pointy.
They're like a triangle.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"The favorite show to win to musical Tony this year is a show about a former Vice President, have you seen it? Cheney Get Your Gun." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"On this day in 1925, the Chrysler Corporation was founded and had it lived, it would be 84 years old today. Founded in 1925 and lucky for you stock is still available at 1925 prices." --David Letterman
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U.S. General Ray Odierno, Commanding General, Multinational-Force-Iraq, pretends to give actor/comedian Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report" a haircut during Colbert's performance for U.S. military personnel at Al Faw Palace in Baghdad in this USO handout photo dated June 7, 2009. Colbert is participating in a USO/Armed Forces Entertainment tour to the Persian Gulf region June 5-11, 2009. Photo/Steve Manuel/USO
Peace.
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