Tuesday edition - June 9, 2009
Gingrich at Republican Fundraiser Says Obama’s ‘Already Failed’
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said
Monday she has ordered a review of security and vetting procedures that let
a State Department employee suspected of spying for Cuba slip through the
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Supreme Court nominee Sonia
Sotomayor broke her ankle Monday morning on her way to Washington for
another round of meetings on Capitol Hill with senators weighing her
nomination, according to the White House.
Gingrich/Palin in 2012 or the other way around?
"I know why you're happy. That speech
Black Elvis gave in Cairo. Wow, he is Jimi Hendrix with a Teleprompter, isn't
he? He was making good on a campaign promise to reach out to the Muslim world.
Let's just hope it works better with Muslims that it did with Republicans." --Bill
speech well with Muslims around the world. They were very impressed, including
Muslim Americans right here at home. One Muslim American said it gave him great
hope that some day he could go through airport security without pretending to be
Mexican." --Bill Maher
Saw it on http://constructiveanarchy.com/blog/
"Did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right, Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom." --Bill Maher
What's A Little Plagiarism Between Friends?
Gingrich takes no issue with Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for using his words in a speech she gave last week. In fact, he'd be happy if more Republicans espoused his ideas, a spokesman for the former House speaker said Monday.
Jon Stewart versus Joe Scarborough
Gingrich Trumps Palin at GOP Gala Politico
"President Obama gave a big historic
speech yesterday in Egypt. President Obama impressed listeners by beginning his
speech with the traditional Islamic greeting, "Salaam Aleikum." Yea, it's
very cool. Yea it was especially impressive because a year ago, President Bush
opened with 'Shalom Amigos.'" --Conan O'Brien
No Need To Lie About This Fish Story
say a commercial fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico and
kept it on his boat for 10 days.
The sheriff's office in Pinellas County say the boat's captain, Rodney Soloman, hooked the air-to-air guided missile 50 miles off the Panhandle town of Panama City
The Russians are Banning The Russians Are Banning
Russian regulators are
expanding bans on pork and other meat imports to more U.S. states, citing
swine flu fears.
The decision to include Wisconsin, Washington and Illinois brings the number of states affected by the ban on pork, chicken and other meat imports to seven.
Obama's continuing his world tour. Yesterday he was in Egypt, did you see that?
He visited the Pyramids of Giza. And he called them 'awe-inspiring.' That was an
improvement over President Bush's tour of the pyramids. He called them 'pointy.
They're like a triangle.'" --Jimmy Fallon
"The favorite show to win to musical Tony this year is a show about a former Vice President, have you seen it? Cheney Get Your Gun." --David Letterman
"On this day in 1925, the Chrysler Corporation was founded and had it lived, it would be 84 years old today. Founded in 1925 and lucky for you stock is still available at 1925 prices." --David Letterman
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U.S. General Ray Odierno, Commanding General, Multinational-Force-Iraq, pretends to give actor/comedian Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report" a haircut during Colbert's performance for U.S. military personnel at Al Faw Palace in Baghdad in this USO handout photo dated June 7, 2009. Colbert is participating in a USO/Armed Forces Entertainment tour to the Persian Gulf region June 5-11, 2009. Photo/Steve Manuel/USO