July 10 2003 Thursday
Paul Begala, Hillary Clinton and shoe eater Tucker Carlson
on CNN's Crossfire 7-9-03 (AHNC photo off TV/Lisa Casey)
Tucker Carlson has his just desserts
Rodham Clinton, D-New York, helped CNN Crossfire Host Tucker
Hillary's memoirs sell a million
BBC News, UK - 7-10-03
... appeal. Tucker Carlson, a presenter on news channel CNN, had promised
to eat his shoe if Living History sold a million. "I guess ...
'Living' It Up: Hillary Feels Like a Million
Newsday - 7-10-03
... Meanwhile, on CNN's "Crossfire" yesterday, conservative commentator Tucker Carlson - who promised in April that he would eat both of his shoes (and tie) if ...
Today's cartoon was inspired by the cartoon of a "journalist" Tucker Carlson, who pledged to eat both his shoes and his bowtie if Hillary Clinton sold a million copies of her new book Living History. Hillary did sell more than a million books at the time of this report. Hillary spared Tucker from his pledge and had a cake baked of a wing tip shoe - right foot.
Pre 9-11, Tucker mentioned on Crossfire how he was detained in Southeast Asia (Vietnam, I believe) at customs. He ranted and raved at the custom officers claiming he was a member of the American press, blah, blah blah about his self proclaimed importance. The man is an ass with no journalistic resume of substance yet he is a co-host on CNN. Be an arrogant right wing fool and you will succeed. Does he remind you of anyone else?
An Important Announcement from Zelda Morgan
All Hat No Cattle has incorporated
Some of our readers have
been around a long time and may already know Lisa was teaching at a prison
full time while running this website on her own. Without my assistance, that
is quite a feat especially when you add radio personality, wife and mom to
the list of her vocations.
Zelda does great copy and I do great heads (errr, headlines) and pithy quips. That's why Zelda wrote the above announcement.
We will soon be setting up our strip mall to help cover the expense of running All Hat No Cattle. I am still working on all the little details to be able to open our strip mall.
Thanks for all your emails and suggestions. Remember, without you fabulous viewers AHNC would not exist and for that, we both are grateful for your daily encouragement.
Ok, enough of the sappy banter.
Enjoy today's edition!
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Rickie Lee Jones, musician extraordinaire, has a new website including political commentary and networking. Excellent. In fact, I'm going to buy her latest CD because she is not afraid of the Bushistas.
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Quotes from Comedians and Politicians about George W. Bush:
W. Bush says that since he has been in the White House, he prays every day.
I'm thinking, 'Hell, same goes for us.'
operation reminds me of North Korea. You have a group of insanely loyal,
fiercely committed lunatics, devoting their lives to slavish devotion of a
moron whose only claim to power is that his father used to run the country.
George W. Bush is Kim Jong II with better hair.
his accomplishment? That he's no longer an obnoxious drunk?
George W. Bush is a reformer, I'm an astronaut!
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Successfully Separate Michael Weiner Savage's Head from His Rectum
Though Not in Time to Save TV Show
"Bring 'em on."
George W. Bush July 2003
"Mission Accomplished, Mr. President
FABULOUS VIEWER EMAIL
Conservative MSNBC news host
Joe Scarborough was a guest on MSNBC's Imus show Thursday, May 29.
Republicans aren't investigated anymore. That is why we Have President Cocky Locky. All we freedom loving Americans can do is write MSNBC and complain. email@example.com and hope they come to their senses as they did by firing Michael Savage. Scaraborough laughing at the death of his aide surely rises to the level of what Michael Savage said about our gay Americans.
The fabulous Ragin' Cajun - James Carville
I just read the book he co-authored with Paul Begala Buck Up, Suck up and come back when you foul up
I was inspired .
AHNC is really terrific!
Keep up the good work!
Enjoy your site. Finding truth from the
chicklets running our nation is
about as rare as seeing a republican at a "Get out the vote!" rally.
Thanks Dutch. Are you calling us Chicklets?
Lemon meringue level sounds scrumptious. Wish Canada had joined the coaltion of the oilwellian, all we get to talk about is one crappy mad cow. On my level meter Lisa and Zelda hit outrageously good everyday......from gord......
Aw Gord, we're blushing.
MUCH MORE EMAIL TO COME IN TOMORROW'S EDITION
The Great Barrier Reef from a NASA satellite. According to an official report, the health of Australia's
world-renowned Great Barrier Reef is continuing to suffer from pollution, over-fishing and rising sea temperatures.