Tuesday edition - May 16, 2006
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Bush: Troops to guard US, Mexico border
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Colleagues say Rove unfazed by legal woes |
Rove: Iraq war feeds public's "sour" mood |
Now that Bush says the Mexican border will be "secured", the terrorists will have to change their illegal immigration plans -- they'll now have to come across our northern border, or easier yet arrive by skiff, Cigarette or a cruise ship on our east and west borders!
"A German publication did an interview with the president and asked Mr. Bush what was his best moment of his presidency, and he said it was the day that he caught a 7.5 pound perch. I couldn't make that up. Now, he leaves out the part that he was fishing in downtown New Orleans." --Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
US deaths in Iraq Cleveland Plain Dealer, OH
4 GIs among dead in Iraq violence Chicago Tribune
IRAQ BOMB KILLS TWO MORE BRITS
20-year-old Seaford Marine dies in Iraq The News Journal, DE
Illinois attorney dies from injuries while on duty in Iraq
Explosion kills NJ soldier serving in Iraq Asbury Park Press, NJ
Marine from Liberal killed in action in Iraq Kansas.com, KS
Roadside Bomb Kills Pleasant Prairie Soldier CBS 5 - Green Bay, WI
Hussein Ruling Seems to Raise Execution Odds
Study sheds new light on Gulf war syndrome Guardian Unlimited, UK
Bush Diplomacy Gives Finger
The Bush administration is banning arms sales from the U.S. to Venezuela, America's fifth-largest source for oil imports, because of what it says is a lack of support by President Hugo Chavez's government for counterterrorism activities.
"Bush said his brother, Jeb, would make a great president. That's all we need. Big Brother's little brother." --Bill Maher
Disturbing News
Global warming turns pristine coral into rubble Independent
In pictures: Merapi continues rumbling BBC News, UK
Ugly and Stupid Americans
San Jose's mayor apologized Monday for the behavior
of Sharks fans who loudly booed the Canadian national anthem before Game 5 of a
second-round playoff series against the Edmonton Oilers.
"This showed a lack of respect to our Canadian neighbors, to the players of both
teams, and to our own residents,"
Mayor Ron Gonzales said in a statement.
"Baseball, our national pastime, still lies under the shadow of steroid accusations. But I have faith in Baseball Commissioner George W. Bush when he says, "we will find the steroid users if we have to tap every phone in America." -- President Al Gore, on Saturday Night Live
Republican Shenanigans
Rush Limbaugh: USA Today Manufactures NSA Poll Result Post Chronicle
Poker chips, chain saw among gifts Bush
Justices Shy Away From Gay Parent's Case
Reality Republican
Republican congressional candidate Pete
McCloskey said the Bush administration "may go down as the worst in
history."
McCloskey, a moderate who served in the U.S. House from 1967-82,
is running in next month's Republican primary against Rep. Richard
Pombo, the chairman of the House Resources Committee
Rock-The-Voter News
"President Bush's approval rating dropped to $3 a gallon." --Tina Fey
Grandma and the National Guard
Yet another dangerous grandma
headed to the border.
Seems her Medicare prescription plan is also in such disorder!
Deadlines, penalties, and plan confusion.
Her Medicare health plan is just an illusion!
She must again leave her own nation
Just to get her medication!
Prescription drugs in Mexico so much cheaper.
With Medicare - in her pocketbook she must dig deeper!
Forced to become a lawbreaker geriatric.
Understanding Medicare plans makes her psychiatric!
No rational middle ground
Can anywhere be found!
Grandma tried for answers in many a telephone call.
All she got was a stall!
Now, to her utter dismay -
Her telephone is monitored 24-7 by the NSA!
Will the old lady by the National Guard be caught
Because of the cheaper medication she bought?
Will the National Guard search her full body
Because of what Medicare does now embody?
Will Grandma become a Cheney stuffed trophy 'quail'
Because of her medication sale?
Biz-Tech News
Enron 'hocus-pocus' alleged Calgary Sun
US to restore diplomatic ties with Libya Bradenton Herald
Boeing admits no guilt in scandal Seattle Times
Google's Cries Dismissed
"I got a call last night during dinner from Verizon asking me if I was happy with my long distance surveillance." --Bill Maher
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Pentagon hands over list of Guantánamo detainees Mail & Guardian Online, South Africa
The part I love is that Bush says he caught a 7.5 pound perch, when the biggest perch on record is 4.3 pounds. Bush lied and a fish died, that's all I have to say. And Cheney went even further. He said when they pulled the fish out of the water it greeted them as liberators." --Bill Maher
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
Cheney cheers Lorain mayor Akron Beacon Journal, OH
Guardsman from 148th honored by Cheney Duluth News Tribune, MN
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Sleeper VEEP
There once was a GOP VEEP |
"You know who I feel sorry for is Osama bin Laden because all that hating us for our freedom, and now he has to come up with a completely new reason to hate us." --
Bill Maher
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Odd News
In this handout photo from Yahoo! Shelly Fergus, left, competes against Sabel, a six-year-old chimpanzee, in Yahoo! Techs Man vs. Monkey Technology Challenge in New York City's Bryant Park, pitting human against chimp in a race to shoot and print a digital image. The event promoted Yahoo! Tech, a new Web site from the Internet company, that offers technology information in a language anyone can understand. According to General Manager Patrick Houston, Yahoo! Tech makes technology so easy a monkey can do it. (Photo/Clark Jones,Yahoo!)
Peace.