Thursday edition - August 5, 2010
Obama and Palin Condoms Not Protected Under First Amendment, Judge Rules
China pushed back at U.S. pressure on its business and oil trade with Iran in comments published on Wednesday, while Iran's oil minister was in Beijing seeking to shore up ties with the big customer.
Afghan President Hamid Karzai left on Thursday for neighboring Iran to
attend a regional conference, his office said.
I wonder if I'm protected under the First Amendment for making fun of Palin condumbs?
"Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have apparently broken up again, less than a month after announcing their engagement. Bristol called it off faster than you can say, 'Mom, put the gun down.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
I Wonder If The Chinese Used the Technology They Gained From Capturing Our Spy Plane in 2001?
Nothing projects U.S.
global air and sea power more vividly than supercarriers. Bristling with fighter
jets that can reach deep into even landlocked trouble zones, America's virtually
invincible carrier fleet has long enforced its dominance of the high seas.
China may soon put an end to that.
"President Obama announced his plan to remove all combat troops from Iraq by the
end of August. So thank you to all the men and women serving in Iraq and 'Good
luck in Afghanistan!'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Sarah Palin today said she has mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, she was never a big fan of Levi in the first place, but on the other hand, she had already shot the polar bear to make her daughter’s wedding dress." –Jimmy Kimmel
Oliver Stone On Usury
"In the film, Michael Douglas’ character, Gordon Gekko, points out a statistic: Finance companies account for 47 percent of corporate profits in America today. Back in the 1980s, I believe it was on the order of 15 percent. Usury has become America’s largest industry. Greed is legal."
"It's President Obama's birthday today. He'll be 49 years old. Yea right, if he had a birth certificate." –David Letterman
Those Wacky Daughters of Republicans
Rudy Giuliani's daughter was arrested Wednesday on a misdemeanor shoplifting charge at a beauty supplies store after she was seen on security video pocketing makeup, police said.
convicted murderers escaped from a prison in Arizona. The governor told the
people, 'Don't worry, all three murderers are American citizens.'" –Jay Leno
Oh, Double Snap
A federal judge Wednesday overturned California’s ban on gay marriage, saying the voter-approved initiative violates both the due-process and equal-protection clauses of the U.S. Constitution’s 14th Amendment.
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you know that $8.7 billion of our money has gone missing in Iraq? I didn't even
know they had a Goldman Sachs over there." –Jay Leno
Halliburton Sued By St. Joe
real estate developer St. Joe Co. is suing Halliburton Co. over its role in the
rig explosion that led to the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
St. Joe said late Wednesday that Halliburton, which was responsible for encasing BP PLC's subsea well in cement, ignored safety procedures and didn't properly manage the cementing process.
"Experts in the Gulf of Mexico say they are having trouble finding the oil and they think it's under water. They don't call them experts for nothing. " –David Letterman
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members sit inside an Electric Piaggio Porter, made by The Artificial Vision and
Intelligent Systems Laboratory (VisLab) of Parma University, as it is driven by
a computer, in Kiev August 4, 2010. Two of these electric vehicles, mainly
powered by solar energy, are making a 13000 km ( 8077 miles) trip from Milan to
Shanghai as they demonstrate the feasibility of deploying autonomous 'green'
vehicles using today's technology. Only the lead vehicle in the convoy is being
driven by a person.