Rush Limbaugh acknowledges he is addicted to painkillers
Baltimore Sun, MD -10-11-03
Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh, who has spent years campaigning vigorously against drug abuse, acknowledged on his radio show yesterday that he is ...
       Raw Data: Rush Limbaugh's Statement - FOX News
       Limbaugh entering rehab to kick drugs -
       Limbaugh admits he's hooked on painkillers - Miami Herald
Government by Celebrity Is Already Asserting Itself
New York Times - 10-11-03
Nobody will ever need a 3 1/2-inch-by-2-inch piece of cardboard to
pick Arnold Schwarzenegger out of a crowd. Like Nelson Mandela ...
Why Do Stars Shine Only On GOP?
CBS News - 10-11-03
... course, Sonny Bono. Dennis Miller and Kelsey Grammer are now making noise about running for office, as Republicans. Sports brought in ...

Is anyone surprised that Rush has been on drugs for years?

 What do we call the Ditto Heads now? Oxyditto Heads?

Zelda Morgan




Dopers, Gropers and






"Dear Rush Limbaugh ... Love your show ... I have a bad knee that gets sore when there is a storm coming ... I was wondering if you could recommend a good maid service." - Anita Beer participating in the First Annual AHNC Scramble of the Scribes, You Too Can Be Princess of Mercenary Journalism Talent and Glamour Competition, First Round, Double Elimination.


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The In-Laws

Ah-nold with Maria's parents, Sargent and Eunice Shiver.

Did any other Kennedys show up to congratulate Ah-nold?




"As of yesterday, the Bush administration still hadn't found the source of the White House leak that outed a woman as a CIA operative. To recap, here are the things President Bush can't find: The source of the leak, weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin laden, the link between Saddam and Osama bin laden, the guy who sent the anthrax through the mail, and his butt with two hands and a flash light." —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"



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Top Ten Pieces Of Advice Gray Davis Has For Arnold Schwarzenegger -David Letterman

10. "Governor, when you realize you don't know what you're doing, give me a call"

9. "Body-building oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa"

8. "Listen to your constituents -- except Michael Jackson"

7. "(Sorry, joke number 7 was recalled)"

6. "To improve your approval rating, go on Leno -- when you get kicked out, go on Letterman"

5. "Study the master -- George W. Bush" (laughs) "Ah, I"m just kidding"

4. "You could solve the deficit problem by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3'"

3. "If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'"

2. "While giving speech, never say, 'Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara...same thing'"

1. "It's pronounced 'California'"

Larry Klayman Enters Race for Fla. Senate
Newsday - Oct 9, 2003
WASHINGTON -- What do Bill and Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Osama bin Laden
and Fidel Castro have in common? Each has been sued by Larry Klayman. ...

Why do all the right wing nuts end up in Florida? First Jeb, Rush and now Larry?

Why hasn't Pat Robertson been arrested ?

State Department blasts Pat Robertson over comment
Tacoma News Tribune, WA -10-11-03
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (October 11, 9:17 am PDT) - The US State Department has condemned
an on-air suggestion by religious broadcaster Pat Robertson that the ...

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
Adolph Hitler (1889-1945)

"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain


SUBJECT: Hypocritical Leaders

FIRST we find out that President GW Bush is a dope smoking, coke
snorting, womanizing alcoholic who deserted the National Guard,
AND that VP Dick Cheney is a repeat drunk driving offender who used
five...yes FIVE...deferments to get out of serving in Vietnam,
AND then-GOP Senate majority Leader Trent Lott is a racist,
AND Republican Sen. Rick Santorum is a gay basher,
THEN we find out that right wing "moralist" William Bennett is a
degenerate gambler,
AND that GOP fund raiser Richard Delgaudio is a pedophile
AND Then we find out that the new Governor of California is an
admitted woman molester,
AND NOW, we learn that Rush Limbaugh, the mouth piece of
neo-conservative movement, is a junkie.

What a great political party! What great leaders!!
What a bunch of hypocritical sc*mbags!!!


Dear Mia, I hope you got that off of your chest.  Where's the honor and dignity Bush promised?  Isn't it fun watching the GOPigs shooting themselves in the foot?


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There are two levers for moving men -- interest and fear.
Napoleon Bonaparte


Bush Better Take This Leak Seriously
Washington Post, DC - 10-11-03
... been a "nonofficial cover" operative of the CIA ... legal problem, for not only is a leak ... offended
by efforts to discredit former ambassador Joseph C. Wilson ...

Bush too unruffled by CIA leak
Atlanta Journal Constitution, GA - Oct 9, 2003
... to treat it as a leak just like any other leak ... The agent in question, Valerie Plame, has been a CIA ... to be the wife of retired US diplomat Joseph Wilson. ...

       David Corn: Press Bias Is Toward 'Officialdom' - Common Dreams





Food For Thought.
In the late 20s and the 40s being referred to as "A Liberal" was a compliment!.
What happened??
Americans became "Fat Dumb And Conservative. A don't rock the boat philosophy.  That's what happened.
Right wing Republicans accuse liberals of being un-American, unpatriotic etc. yet the Constitution is a liberal document. The founders realizing they were not perfect provided for an amendment procedure.
Our Democratic Republic is not perfect.
Free enterprise economics is not perfect.
A liberal believes, as did our founding fathers, when a problem develops make changes as needed to correct the problem.
A conservative looks at the problem and says, so what it's not that bad, let's wait a while.
Tom  T.

Republicans have a way of changing the meanings of words, ever notice that?  Thanks for writing Tom.


Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder.
-- Homer Simpson





Scattered debris from a cosmic supernova explosion lights up the sky in this gorgeous composite image based on data from the Hubble Space Telescope.(NASA)