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Thursday edition - February 15, 2007
Bush's press conference yesterday stayed the course.
Al-Sadr still in Iraq; spotted at Baghdad Wal*Mart - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Internet al-Qaida Threat
An Internet message by an
al-Qaida-affiliated group calling for terrorist attacks on U.S. oil suppliers —
particularly Mexico, Canada and Venezuela — set off alarm bells here Wednesday
as experts debated how seriously to take the threat...In Washington,
Homeland
Security Department spokesman Kirk Whitworth dismissed the threat. SCOOTER LIBBY’S DIRTY DOZEN ‘DEFENSES’
Disturbing News
Listening to the President's speech gave me a warm fuzzy feeling in all the wrong places. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Republican Shenanigans
"Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney announced he's running for president. If he wins, he'd be the first Mormon president. Apparently, Romney is planning on winning the soccer mom vote by marrying all of them." --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Another Bush Miracle: Aphgoneistan - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
Justice Kennedy: Give Us More Money Or You Can Interpret The God-Damned Constitution Yourself
Bush-Prison-Torture News
From the All Hat No Cattle Blog
I have been dropping in on
your site nearly every weekday, and this was only the second time I have
donated. I finally decided if I like your site and want it to be here, I should
show a sign of support.
Lisa C.
Thank you for writing and your support.
AHNC is a full time job for me and I fly this baby solo. I have set my quarterly goal at $3000. If I meet that each quarter I will reap a whopping $12,000 a year, which amounts to minimum wage. L Fortunately, my living expenses are low and my loyalty to my viewers and country is high.
I appreciated your suggestions and it sparked this graphic which I will run (Thank you Lisa C!!!)
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken
Go-F***-Yourself News
Great
Britain became the first country in the world Saturday to legalize the sale of
Viagra over-the-counter, and just in time for Valentine's Day. The formula is a
little different over there. All you get is a stiff upper lip. - Argus
Hamilton Odd News
Aurora Borealis in Cleary Summit, Alaska. Photo/Chuck Johnson/NASA
Peace.
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