Creepy old white men and shallow Sarah. The future of the GOP? Do ya think?
"We're actually broadcasting tonight from one of Saddam Hussein's old palaces, the al-Fah, which is also known as the water palace, because that's the only damn drink you can get around here. Come on! I mean, really. No alcohol? If anyone deserves a beer, it's you people." --Stephen Colbert
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam 11,000 Prisoners To Be Freed
The US army said Tuesday it
was holding around 11,000 prisoners in Iraq,
all of whom will either be freed or handed to Iraqi authorities in line with
a security accord between Baghdad and Washington.
"You know,
it's my first trip to Iraq. I don't know why I haven't made it here before, but
it's hard to explain to the people back home just how hot it is here. Let me put
it this way: When Saddam Hussein got to hell, I'm guessing he asked for a
blanket." --Stephen Colbert
Disturbing News
"Now, personally, I blame the Pentagon. If they really wanted news coverage, they'd change the name from Operation Iraqi Freedom to 'John And Kate Plus 130,000.'" --Stephen Colbert
Fence Jumper
A woman jumped a fence onto White House property Tuesday and was immediately taken into custody, the Secret Service said.
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"Big news
in Saudi Arabia. For the first time in 30 years, Saudis are allowed to go to the
movies this weekend. It's really good. Yeah. Give it up. There's a few movies to
choose from. You can see 'Turban Cowboy,' 'The Taking of Hostages 1,2,3,' 'He's
Just Not That Into You Driving,' or Tyler Perry's 'Madea Goes To Jail For
Showing Her Ankles.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Rock-The-Voter News
David Letterman's Top Ten
Highlights of Sarah Palin's Trip to New York
Sarah Palin called David
Letterman “pathetic” Tuesday after the CBS “Late Show” host said the Alaska
Republican governor
sports a “slutty
flight attendant look.”
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"What an honor it is for you to have me here, and what a thrill it is to bring my show to the men and women in the U.S. military in Iraq. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Iraq. The country so nice, we invaded it twice." --Stephen Colbert
Nope. No Help Yet For The Average Joe.
Spiking U.S. mortgage rates drove down total home loan applications last week as demand for refinancing shriveled to the lowest level since November, the Mortgage Bankers Association said on Wednesday.
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
Saint Bernard
dogs Katy and Salsa (R) sit on the snow after their arrival at the Great Saint
Bernard mountain pass at an altitude of 2,473 metres (8,114 ft.) in the
southwestern Swiss Alps June 4, 2009. In 2005 the non-profit Barry Foundation in
the southwestern town of Martigny took over the breeding kennel from the Great
Saint Bernard Hospice to continue the 300-year-old tradition of breeding the
famous dogs, which return to their origin on the mountain pass during the summer
months.
Peace.
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