Monday edition - December 8, 2008




Court won't review Obama's eligibility to serve
The Associated Press - 12-8-08
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court has turned down an emergency appeal from a New Jersey man who says President-elect Barack Obama is ineligible to be...


Halliburton accused of supplying rotten food to US forces
Birmingham Star, AL - 12-8-08
US military contractor KBR, a former subisidary of Halliburton, is facing a number of lawsuits over its activities in Iraq, and elsewhere

US Is Losing Global Cyberwar, Commission Says
BusinessWeek - 12-8-08
The US faces a cybersecurity threat of such magnitude that the next President should move quickly to create a Center for Cybersecurity Operations and appoint a special White House advisor to oversee it


O.J. Simpson was sent to prison for armed robbery Friday. Thirty-two years ago, O.J. was voted Most Admired Man in America. It stood as the biggest mistake in judgment Americans ever made right up to the day George W. Bush was sworn in as president. - Argus Hamilton




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

Mercenary Quagmire


An American prosecutor working on the case against five Blackwater security guards indicted in connection with a 2007 shooting in Baghdad has arrived in Iraq and will be meeting with victims’ families this week, Iraqi officials said.



If GM goes bust at the end of the month, who's gonna fix all them Escalades?- Grant Gerver





Back In The USSR



Prime Minister Vladimir Putin appeared wryly to confirm on Thursday French media reports that he had said Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili deserved to be hung by his testicles for his role in the August war with Russia.


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Republican-Shenanigans News

Locked and Loaded



People will soon be able to carry concealed, loaded guns in most national parks and wildlife refuges.

The Bush administration said Friday it is overturning a 25-year-old federal rule that severely restricts loaded guns in national parks.



How does that work when the President applies for a home loan? Like, when they do a credit check, do they include the trillion-dollar deficit?- Jay Leno





Rock-The-Voter News




 U.S. President-elect Barack Obama failed to give a straight answer when asked on a U.S. talkshow on Sunday whether he had managed to quit smoking.


"Hey, did you see that picture on the front page of USA Today yesterday of Arnold Schwarzenegger shaking hands with Barack Obama? Didn't it look like one of those ads for one of those bad buddy action movies from the '80s, you know? [as Schwarzenegger] He's a strongman from Austria. He's an African-American from Chicago. They fight crime; they're ebony and ivory." --Jay Leno


Christmas Card From Rush Limbaugh


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Biz-Tech News


Chicago Tribune Eyeing Bankruptcy


The Tribune Company owns 23 TV stations and 12 newspapers, including two of the eight largest in the country by circulation. As of Sept. 30, The Los Angeles Times had weekday circulation of 739,000 and the Chicago Tribune had 542,000.

Tribune has been trying to sell the Chicago Cubs baseball team; the team’s stadium, Wrigley Field; and the company’s share in a regional cable sports network.



"President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. See, this is where President Bush has outsmarted everybody. People underestimate this guy. Five months ago, you would have had to pay $10 million bucks for that house, but thanks to his economic plan, he got it at a bargain. The man is a genius!" --Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Bring me the head of Obama on a bun.- Sid


I modeled my diet after George Bush’s federal budget. - Matt


Whoa, I'm birthin' another Palin! - Dennis

Hey! Where's my three beers and five dogs? - D

You've heard of "Hockey Mom"? Well meet "Hockey Daddy". - Susan

Have you tried the fried "Lipstick on Pigs"? - Susan

I'll never understand why health care costs so much. - Jonathan

Yeah, I'm pregnant. Gonna have an elephant. About an inch and half of trunk is already showing. Steve

"I'm exploding! Sarah Palin just walked in." Stan

Who you callin elephant man? Don

Yeah, thats right, I'm the real elephant man!! Don

"Hey! How's my order coming along for that pork shoulder and a case of beer?!" Lon

"Hey, Dubya, keep those 'Trillion Dollar Bailout Special Plates' coming for this poor old starving banker!" Ron

"Whatdaya mean it's all gone? How'd that happen?" Dion

Rush says "Fat, drunk and stupid IS a way to go through life!" Douglas

What? I still have $350,000,000,000.00 to eat!- Dion

"I'd vote for dubya all over again!!! If sombody would get my ass off this bench!" - Drew & Geri

I'm the poster boy for the GOP "Cut The Pork" program - Joseph

Hey, Skeeter!! Carry me another bucket of chicken will 'ya? This sandwich won't last me for the whole race!!!!- Alice


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Odd News



Muslim pilgrims leave the plains of Arafat outside the holy city of Mecca December 7, 2008. More than two million Muslim pilgrims headed to Muzdalifa on Sunday to cast stones at the devil in the most dangerous part of the haj pilgrimage.
Photo/Saudi Press Agency