Monday edition - December 8, 2008
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Court won't review Obama's eligibility to serve
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Halliburton accused of supplying rotten food to US forces |
US Is Losing Global Cyberwar, Commission Says |
O.J. Simpson was sent to prison for armed robbery Friday. Thirty-two years ago, O.J. was voted Most Admired Man in America. It stood as the biggest mistake in judgment Americans ever made right up to the day George W. Bush was sworn in as president. - Argus Hamilton
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Kurdish rebels in Iraq declare cease-fire for Islamic holiday USA Today
Obama recruits critic of Bush's Iraq strategy guardian.co.uk
Indian minister denies calling Pakistani president
Veterans' long-term problems linked to traumatic brain injuries Los Angeles Times
Mercenary Quagmire
An American prosecutor working on the case against five Blackwater security guards indicted in connection with a 2007 shooting in Baghdad has arrived in Iraq and will be meeting with victims’ families this week, Iraqi officials said.
If GM goes bust at the end of the month, who's gonna fix all them Escalades?- Grant Gerver
Back In The USSR
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin appeared wryly to confirm on Thursday French media reports that he had said Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili deserved to be hung by his testicles for his role in the August war with Russia.
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Elder Sununu may lead Republicans Concord Monitor, NH
Republican Rumble in Texas?
Iowa Republicans censure party leader Gazette Online, IA
3 Palin Stylists Cost Campaign More Than $165000 New York Times
Locked and Loaded
People will soon be able to
carry concealed, loaded guns in most national parks and wildlife refuges.
The Bush administration said Friday it
is overturning a 25-year-old federal rule that severely restricts loaded guns in
national parks.
How does that work when the President applies for a home loan? Like, when they do a credit check, do they include the trillion-dollar deficit?- Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama: Workers staging sit-in 'absolutely right' The Associated Press
U.S. President-elect
Barack Obama failed to give a straight answer when asked on a U.S. talkshow on
Sunday
whether he had managed to quit smoking.
"Hey, did
you see that picture on the front page of USA Today yesterday of Arnold
Schwarzenegger shaking hands with Barack Obama? Didn't it look like one of those
ads for one of those bad buddy action movies from the '80s, you know? [as
Schwarzenegger] He's a strongman from Austria. He's an African-American from
Chicago. They fight crime; they're ebony and ivory." --Jay Leno
Christmas Card From Rush Limbaugh
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Biz-Tech News
Chicago Tribune Eyeing Bankruptcy
The Tribune Company owns 23
TV stations and 12 newspapers, including two of the eight largest in the country
by circulation. As of Sept. 30, The Los Angeles Times had weekday circulation of
739,000 and the Chicago Tribune had 542,000.
Tribune has been trying to sell the Chicago Cubs baseball team; the team’s
stadium, Wrigley Field; and the company’s share in a regional cable sports
network.
"President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. See, this is where President Bush has outsmarted everybody. People underestimate this guy. Five months ago, you would have had to pay $10 million bucks for that house, but thanks to his economic plan, he got it at a bargain. The man is a genius!" --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Bush: Abu Ghraib 'a disappointment' United Press International
Gov't pulls witness in Gitmo case against Canadian The Associated Press
Gates: Closing Guantanamo Bay prison a 'priority'
NAME THAT TOON CAPTIONS SENT IN BY YOU!
Bring me the head of Obama on a bun.- Sid
I modeled my diet after George Bush’s federal budget. - Matt
Whoa, I'm birthin'
another Palin! - Dennis
Hey! Where's my three beers and five dogs? - D
You've heard of "Hockey Mom"? Well meet "Hockey Daddy". - Susan
Have you tried the fried "Lipstick on Pigs"? - Susan
I'll never understand why health care costs so much. - Jonathan
Yeah, I'm pregnant. Gonna have an elephant. About an inch and half of trunk
is already showing. Steve
"I'm exploding! Sarah Palin just walked in." Stan
Who you callin elephant man? Don
Yeah, thats right, I'm the real elephant man!! Don
"Hey! How's my order coming along for that pork shoulder and a case of
beer?!" Lon
"Hey, Dubya, keep those 'Trillion Dollar Bailout Special Plates' coming for
this poor old starving banker!" Ron
"Whatdaya mean it's all gone? How'd that happen?" Dion
Rush says "Fat, drunk and stupid IS a way to go through life!" Douglas
What? I still have $350,000,000,000.00 to eat!- Dion
"I'd vote for dubya all over again!!! If sombody would get my ass off this
bench!" - Drew & Geri
I'm the poster boy for the GOP "Cut The Pork" program - Joseph
Hey, Skeeter!! Carry me another bucket of chicken will 'ya? This sandwich
won't last me for the whole race!!!!- Alice
Thank you all!
Go-F**k-Yourself News
A cholesterol Christmas at Veep's house Washington Examiner, DC
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Odd News
OJ Simpson sentenced to lengthy prison term
Muslim
pilgrims leave the plains of Arafat outside the holy city of Mecca December 7,
2008. More than two million Muslim pilgrims headed to Muzdalifa on Sunday to
cast stones at the devil in the most dangerous part of the haj pilgrimage.
Photo/Saudi Press Agency
Peace.