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Monday edition - December 8, 2008
O.J. Simpson was sent to prison for armed robbery Friday. Thirty-two years ago, O.J. was voted Most Admired Man in America. It stood as the biggest mistake in judgment Americans ever made right up to the day George W. Bush was sworn in as president. - Argus Hamilton
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Mercenary Quagmire
An American prosecutor working on the case against five Blackwater security guards indicted in connection with a 2007 shooting in Baghdad has arrived in Iraq and will be meeting with victims’ families this week, Iraqi officials said.
If GM goes bust at the end of the month, who's gonna fix all them Escalades?- Grant Gerver
Back In The USSR
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin appeared wryly to confirm on Thursday French media reports that he had said Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili deserved to be hung by his testicles for his role in the August war with Russia.
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Locked and Loaded
People will soon be able to
carry concealed, loaded guns in most national parks and wildlife refuges.
How does that work when the President applies for a home loan? Like, when they do a credit check, do they include the trillion-dollar deficit?- Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
U.S. President-elect
Barack Obama failed to give a straight answer when asked on a U.S. talkshow on
Sunday
whether he had managed to quit smoking.
"Hey, did
you see that picture on the front page of USA Today yesterday of Arnold
Schwarzenegger shaking hands with Barack Obama? Didn't it look like one of those
ads for one of those bad buddy action movies from the '80s, you know? [as
Schwarzenegger] He's a strongman from Austria. He's an African-American from
Chicago. They fight crime; they're ebony and ivory." --Jay Leno
Christmas Card From Rush Limbaugh
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Biz-Tech News
Chicago Tribune Eyeing Bankruptcy
The Tribune Company owns 23
TV stations and 12 newspapers, including two of the eight largest in the country
by circulation. As of Sept. 30, The Los Angeles Times had weekday circulation of
739,000 and the Chicago Tribune had 542,000.
"President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. See, this is where President Bush has outsmarted everybody. People underestimate this guy. Five months ago, you would have had to pay $10 million bucks for that house, but thanks to his economic plan, he got it at a bargain. The man is a genius!" --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
NAME THAT TOON CAPTIONS SENT IN BY YOU!
I modeled my diet after George Bush’s federal budget. - Matt
Whoa, I'm birthin'
another Palin! - Dennis
Thank you all!
Go-F**k-Yourself News
PLEASE HELP END THE LAST FUNDRAISER OF 2008!
Over halfway to the goal!
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Odd News
Muslim
pilgrims leave the plains of Arafat outside the holy city of Mecca December 7,
2008. More than two million Muslim pilgrims headed to Muzdalifa on Sunday to
cast stones at the devil in the most dangerous part of the haj pilgrimage.
Peace.
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