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Wednesday edition - September 13, 2006
Stupid is as stupid does.
It's so WEIRD: the closer we get to midterms, the lower gas prices go. -- Grant Gerver
Another book by George W. Bush
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Disturbing News
Email: Subject: I remember 9/11/01
I remember the morning of 9/11/01 in great detail. I remember hearing what was happening , the conversation between me and the coworker who was keeping several of us informed , and the running conversation between us and what I thought and felt at the time. Scott , the division head of the section of the Health Department where I worked , came out and stopped by my desk just as I ended a phone conversation and turned to a notepad to document the conversation with a permit applicant.
Tom - Not A Republican
Thanks for writing Tom.
Bush prematurely ejaculated Afghanistan to hump Iraq while raping Lady Liberty. Excuse my crudeness.
I was here when one of my students said in a thick Cuban accent, " Two planes crashed into the World Trade Center!" I said, "No. Are you sure?" He replied, "I saw it on TV in the Captain's office." I had one of my students rig an antenna for the TV that I used for video education so we could find out what was happening.
Gas is cheap in the USA (just kidding) -- I paid $5.25 a gallon in Costa Rica but I got my car washed for free while the gas was being pumped.
"She's either Puerto Rican, or the same thing as Cuban, I mean they are all very hot. They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it." --California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on California Assemblywoman Bonnie Garcia, the lone Latina Republican in the Legislature
Republican Shenanigans
Katrina Memories
"What I’m
hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so
overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you
know, were underprivileged anyway, so this -- this (she chuckled slightly) is
working very well for them." -- Barbara Bush, referring to Katrina victims
in Houston, TX, 9/4/05
President Bush addressed the nation from the Oval Office Monday night with a speech the White House promised would be non-political and healing. He was careful not to pre-empt Monday Night Football. There's still an election to consider.- Argus Hamilton
Another book by George W. Bush
Rock-The-Voter News
Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said
Thursday he will go to the United Nations to take on President Bush personally.
Not wise. President Bush may be out of troops, but as long as he's in charge of
FEMA he can reduce any country to rubble.-
Argus Hamilton
Biz/Tech News
Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized Friday for saying California Assemblywoman Bonnie Garcia is hot. He said her mixed Caribbean blood made her that way. You get the feeling that Mel Gibson's career is far from over when a German leader is categorizing people by race and he's ten points ahead in the polls in California.- Argus Hamilton
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Lady Margaret Thatcher flew to Washington D.C. on Monday to attend remembrance services at St. John's Episcopal Church with Vice President Dick Cheney. Everyone in attendance enjoyed the service. It's so rare that God gets to hang out with His peers. - Argus Hamilton
Go-F***-Yourself News
The English Language is Safe
U.S. citizens concerned that Latino immigrants will have them singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" in Spanish can rest easy, according to an academic study published on Wednesday.
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Odd News
An African elephant calf was born at the San Diego Zoo?s Wild Animal Park September 11, 2006 evening, marking the second birth for the herd rescued from culling in 2003. The calf was born to 16-year-old, first-time mother Umngani (oom-GAH-nee), photographed here on September 12, 2006. Weighing in at 214 pounds, the female calf was born at 7:49 p.m. Umngani was one of seven African elephants rescued by the Park in August 2003. Photo/Ken Bohn/Zoological Society of San Diego
Peace.
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