May 18,  2004  Tuesday

Fahrenheit 9/11 fires up audiences at Cannes
Montreal Gazette, Canada - 5

Michael Moore's critique of Bush administration wins resounding applause at premiere

Michael Moore lit the powder keg he promised at the Cannes Film Festival: His incendiary Fahrenheit 9/11 riled...

Anti-War Protesters Target George Bush Senior's Dinner
The Scotsman, UK - 5
Protesters against the Iraq war were today planning to picket former US President George Bush at a dinner to aid his son’s re-election campaign. ...
Indymedia Chile, Chile - 5
George Bush's family offers a deep, dark mine of scandalous material as it threatens to become a self-serving dynasty that is bigger than the US Constitution. ...

From the Cannes Film Festival to protesters at a London fundraiser and now Kitty Kelley! I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

"Earlier today, President Bush delivered a commencement speech at a university in Wisconsin. Very nice, yeah. Very inspirational speech. Apparently, Bush told the students, 'You can do anything in life if your parents work hard enough.'" Conan O'Brien


Jay Leno: "I saw an embarrassing incident in a casino earlier today. A guy from Florida standing in one of those -- in front of one of those video poker machines, trying to cast his vote for President."

Disturbing News


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"A Bush administration official told Congress yesterday that the war in Iraq could cost almost 60 billion dollars. President Bush said he plans to pay for it with a video series called 'Prison Guards Gone Wild." —Conan O'Brien

Click here to see a photo of John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra at the Cannes film festival---She is almost naked!

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"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad this week where he told reporters, 'If anyone thinks I'm here to throw water on a fire, they're wrong.' So, more bad news for Iraqi prisoners who are on fire." —Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

Great Letter to the Editor

Looks like a 'duct tape' fix in Iraq
Sarasota Herald-Tribune, FL 

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Cannes Film Festival

Call it gunning for Dubya
The Globe and Mail, Canada 

"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Iraq and he told everyone, 'No pictures.' ... He visited that famous prison and he said he has all those guards under control now. In fact, he said he's got them all on a very short leash." —Jay Leno



A typhoon over the Philippines. A man was killed by lightning while three people were missing as Typhoon Nida lashed the Philippines, causing landslides and floods that washed away entire villages, officials said.(NASA)