Happy Presidents Day

 

Monday edition - February 19, 2007

 

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Rice's Hotel Room Is Neutral Site for Summit
Washington Post - 2-19-07
When Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice decided last month she wanted to host a summit with Israeli and Palestinian leaders, one of the big questions was: Where?

 

US Democrats Vow New Challenge On Iraq
RadioFreeEurope/RadioLiberty, Czech Republic - 2-19-07
February 19, 2007 -- US Democratic Party lawmakers are pledging renewed efforts to curtail US involvement in the Iraq war. ...

Republican presidential candidate McCain says law that legalized abortion should be overturned
International Herald Tribune, France - 2-19-07
SPARTANBURG, South Carolina: Republican presidential candidate John McCain, looking to improve his standing with the party's conservative voters, said the law that legalized abortion should be overturned.


 

Condi's hotel room is a neutral site? Neutered maybe but not neutral.

 


 

Military recruitment surge focuses on homeless - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Putting On the Ritz - Halliburton Style

 

Unlike almost anywhere else in Baghdad, you could dine at the cafeteria in the Republican Palace in the heart of the Green Zone for six months and never eat hummus, flatbread, or a lamb kebab. The palace was the headquarters of the Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA), the American occupation administration in Iraq, and the food was always American, often with a Southern flavour...Halliburton, the defence contractor hired to run the palace, brought in dozens of tables, hundreds of stacking chairs and a score of glass-covered buffets. Seven days a week, the Americans ate under Saddam's crystal chandeliers.
 


 

The George W. Bush Iraq Flow Sheet

 


 

www.pollyticks.com

 

 


Disturbing News


 

North Korea finally agreed Monday to scrap its nuclear program in return for food and heating fuel. Patient diplomacy got it done. If the deal holds, President Bush may be kicked out of the Cowboy Hall of Fame for settling something peacefully. - Argus Hamilton

 


 

www.anntelnaes.com


In Case You Don't Have Enough to Worry About...

 

An asteroid may come uncomfortably close to Earth in 2036 and the United Nations should assume responsibility for a space mission to deflect it, a group of astronauts, engineers and scientists said on Saturday.

 

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


DEM VOTERS HIRE JACK BAUER, TO ‘OBTAIN’ HILLARY’S CONFESSION

By Don Davis

 



 

 

The Gallup Poll showed Saturday that the three leading candidates for president are a woman, a black man and a Italian New Yorker. It's fun. Every four years the media gets to play Let's Pretend before the voters arrive and nominate the white Southern governor. - Argus Hamilton

 

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


 

President has two moles removed from forehead; IQ drops - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com


 


 

 


 

This Week's Top Ten Conservative Idiots
 


 


 

Biz-Tech News


 

ADMINISTRATION OPPOSES AIRLINE BILL OF RIGHTS, JETBLUE’S ‘CODDLING’ OF PASSENGERS

By Don Davis

 

 


 

 


Things Found Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

Q: What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?
A: Drool.
 

 



Go-F***-Yourself News

 


 

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!! (let the good times roll)

 

 

Rosella Carter (L) catches beads in front of a relative's government-provided trailer during the Krewe of Dreux Mardi Gras parade in Gentilly neighborhood of New Orleans, Louisiana February 17, 2007. Photo/Lee Celano


 


 

“According to a new survey -- this is nice -- 26% of people say they have a crush on someone they work with. Yeah. Unfortunately, the survey was taken at NASA.” - Conan O’Brien


 

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Odd News

 


 

A United Launch Alliance Delta II rocket heads for orbit after lifting off from the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Cape Canaveral, Fla. Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007. The rocket is carrying the THEMIS (Time and History of Events and Macroscale Interactions During Substorms) payload for NASA. (Photo/United Launch Alliace, Carleton Bailie)

 

 

Peace.