May 13  2003  Tuesday

The President Goes Off Duty, With a Vengeance
By ELISABETH BUMILLER - NYTIMES


...it is vacation time in the crisp mountain spring of Santa Fe, a stunning change from the flat prairie and soon-to-be oven like temperatures of Mr. Bush's ranch in Crawford, Tex.

"So what do you like — Santa Fe or Crawford better?" Mr. Bush called out to reporters on Saturday at the 18th hole.

Nobody answered.

 


Baghdad Anarchy Spurs Call For Help : US Paper
Islam Online, UK - 5-13-03
... destiny.". But the British Foreign Secretary, Jack Straw, expressed disappointment with efforts so far to bring democracy to Iraq. ...
       
Civil turmoil greets Iraq's new US leader - San Francisco Chronicle
       
Shakeup in US Iraq team - Toronto Star

 

Shakeup in US Iraq team
Toronto Star, Canada - 5-13-03
... United States risked squandering its victory over Saddam Hussein by allowing chaos and anarchy to run unchecked. Bush acknowledged the work to be done in Iraq ...
       
New Overseer Arrives in Iraq in US Shuffle - New York Times
       
Bremer lands in Basra - ABC Online

The rude arrogance of a president inspired today's cartoon. A standing ovation to the reporter who caused Bush to show his true nature.


Sorry for all the anatomical references as of late but Bush literally  put it out there and made it irresistible.

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Murray: Texas lawmakers on lam in Oklahoma
MSN Money - 5-13-03
... Texas Gov. Rick Perry sent state troopers to find the missing state lawmakers,
who were beyond the law’s reach after crossing the border to Ardmore, Okla ...

       
Texas lawmakers take refuge in Ardmore - Daily Ardmoreite
       
'Amber Alert' issued -- for on-the-run Texas lawmakers - CNN
       
Texas Lawmakers Stalling Legislative Process - WYFF
       
Houston Chronicle - San Francisco Chronicle 


In or out of the Bushes?


Ayatollah al-Hakim inspecting the shrubbery


Former exiled Iraqi cleric brings new voice, urges peaceful ...
Channel News Asia, Singapore - 5-13-03
... While the Bush administration opposes any Iranian-style theocracy taking control in Iraq, Ayatollah al-Hakim's ... with close ties to Iran's anti-US Shiite ...
       
AN EXILE RETURNS - NewsHour
       
Shiite cleric presses for Iraqi theocracy - The Globe and Mail
       
Analysis: Hakim's return, deja-vu? - United Press International
 


 

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SUBJECT: Your site

You guys rawk!
Thanks for helping keep me from becoming depressed, with this man as commander-in-chief.
Got any idea what it's like, to be a liberal in today's military???

Dave

Thanks Dave. I can only imagine that being a liberal in the military must be akin to being a Democrat in the Redneck Riviera, only worse.  Having been shouted down for years here, is why this website exists.

I feel your pain. I prescribe visual medication. -Lisa


Did you see it? It ran in today's L.A. Times. Shrub got pissed that the woman wouldn't stop asking him questions and he
aimed his golf club at her as if it were a rifle, in a very threatening manner.

What a man he is! Threatening a woman with a pretend rifle!


Thanks,
I love your site, keep it up,
Ken
 

Thanks for writing.  We must be on the same wave length. Shrub is great fodder for comedians. He just doesn't get it.

 

 

Top Ten President Bush Excuses For Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction




10. "We've only looked through 99% of the country"

9. "We spent entire budget making those playing cards"

8. "Containers are labeled in some crazy language"

7. "They must have been stolen by some of them evil X-Men mutants"

6. "Did I say Iraq has weapons of mass destruction? I meant they have goats"

5. "How are we supposed to find weapons of mass destruction when we can't even find Cheney?"

4. "Still screwed up because of Daylight Savings Time"

3. "When you're trying to find something, it's always in the last place you look, am I right, people?"

2. "Let's face it -- I ain't exactly a genius"

1. "Geraldo took them"

 


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Overheard in Washington DC:  Let us support bipartisanship.

 

I will hug your elephant and you
can kiss my ass.

 


 

 State of the Nation
check out the dates on the Economic confidence ratings

From Zelda

Where're Osama, Saddam and all those unused weapons of mass destruction?  - Lisa

 

 True Presidential Timber

 


cya   .