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Monday edition -- December 19,  2005

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Defiant Bush Says He'll Keep Up NSA Spying
ABC News - 12-19-05
"As president of the United States and commander in chief I have the constitutional responsibility and the constitutional authority to protect our country," he said at a year-end White House news conference.

When asked why he didn't go through the appropriate courts to seek legal cover, Bush said the danger posed by terrorism and the speed at which the government must move to prevent attacks required quicker action. Bush also said he had the legal authority to do so without the courts....


Cheney visits forces in Iraq
Detroit Free Press -
Vice President Dick Cheney, right, and Lt. Gen. Martin Dempsey, center, walk through the Taji Air Base northwest of Baghdad, Iraq, after touring the 9th Mechanized Infantry Division of the Iraqi army on Sunday. ...

Prez: We're winning Iraq war
New York Daily News -
President Bush insisted the US is winning the war in Iraq and asked for more patience from the American people last night in a rare prime-time address from the Oval Office.

Yep.  Bush's press conference today really convinced me that he needs a lobotomy and quickly before all of our civil rights are gone.

In a speech, President Bush said, 'As president, I am responsible for the decision to go into Iraq.' Yeah, well I don't think he has to worry about other people trying to take credit for that one!—Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

"President Bush admitted that much of the intelligence that we went to war on was faulty. Well you can't blame the president for relying on faulty intelligence. It got him through college." --Jay Leno

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Disturbing News

 "A speech a day keeps the truth at bay."  -- Grant Gerver

Birds of a Feather Flock Together

Want proof that loyalty and friendship mean more than politics in the Bush administration? Then go no further than Vice President Dick Cheney 's Christmas party last week, where ex-aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby, ousted after his indictment in the CIA spy-outing case, was given a hero's welcome.

 The Top 10 Conservative Idiots Democratic Underground

Republican Shenanigans

Air Force Officer Gone Wild

The Air Force Reserve is discharging a lieutenant colonel accused of causing thousands of dollars in damage by defacing cars bearing pro-Bush bumper stickers, his lawyer and military officials confirmed Friday.

Wizard of Whimsy

For a man so bent on spreading freedom, he certainly has no problem taking it away from Americans.-- Grant Gerver

Rock-The-Voter News

You Go Girl

Iraq war veteran L. Tammy Duckworth, a helicopter pilot who lost her legs to a rocket-propelled grenade attack, formally announced her candidacy Sunday for the congressional seat of retiring Republican Rep. Henry Hyde

2005 Dot-Comedy Awards: And the Nominees Are...

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Biz/Tech News

U.S. Constitution Is The New Trash Can Liner At White House

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales this morning defended the Bush administration's domestic eavesdropping operation, saying it derived its legality from the congressional resolution permitting the use of force to fight terrorism in the wake of September 11, 2001 as well as from the "inherent powers" of the president as commander in chief.

He acknowledged that such eavesdropping would be illegal under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA). But that act, he said, makes an exception for eavesdropping when "otherwise authorized" by statute. That authorizing statute, he argued, was the 2001 resolution, known as the "Authorization to use Military Force."

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Wizard of Whimsy

"Already there have been reports of 1000 fake ballots in the Iraqi election. So it looks like another victory for Republicans." --David Letterman

 Go-F***-Yourself News

The more I hear and read, the more I fear I am a member of a species on the verge of extinction: a white, native-born son of the South, dyed-in-the-wool Democrat conservative. Though my breed shall perish, never shall I be a Republican.—Zings!

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Odd News


Jason Schwenke, dressed in a Santa Claus suit, is towed by a sea scooter underwater in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary off Key Largo, Florida, December 18, 2005. Schwenke, manager of the Florida Keys Dive Center, is providing an opportunity for customers to be photographed underwater with Santa Claus this holiday season, in exchange for a donation to a local children's shelter. Photo taken December 18, 2005. Photo by Bob Care/Florida Keys News Bureau







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