Lucianne Goldberg has been rearing her head on cable TV lately. I wonder what
she is up to?
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Americans Greet 2004 Under Tight Security
Voice of America - 1-1-04
People in the United States greeted 2004 under some of the
... With the terror threat alert ... Meanwhile, in his New Year's message
President Bush encouraged ... |
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the
floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.
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Beware men bearing almanacs
Peoria Journal Star, IL - 1-1-04
... a hard time picturing a gaggle of terrorists crammed
into a rental car, roaming aimlessly through the country until one says,
"Hey, boss, whip out that almanac ...
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"Run for office? No. I've slept with too
many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."
-- George Clooney
SUBJECT: Answering machine message
Since January 1, 2004, my message on my
answering machine announces please leave you name and number, etc., but also "if
you plan to vote for George Bush in 2004, I may decide not to call you back."
What a great idea for everyone
Biley
Hahaha...thanks for
writing!
"Some people say that I must be a horrible
person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my
desk." -Stephen King
New Year 2004 celebration at the Parthenon.
"When I read about the evils
of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman
SUBJECT: Sheep or Lemmings (your
comment in 12-31-03 edition)
Personally, I think that perhaps sheep have
more sense than to follow Bush. Are you sure it's not lemmings?
lem·ming ( P )
Pronunciation Key
(lmng)
n.
Any of various small, thickset rodents, especially of the genus Lemmus,
inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass migrations that
sometimes end in drowning.
\Lem"ming\ (l[e^]m"m[i^]ng), n. [Nor. lemming, lemende; cf.
Sw. lemel, Lapp. lummik.] (Zo["o]l.) Any one of several species of small arctic
rodents of the genera
Myodes and
Cuniculus,
resembling the meadow mice in form. They are found in both hemispheres.
Note: The common Northern European lemming (Myodes
lemmus) is remarkable for making occasional devastating migrations in
enormous numbers from the mountains into the lowlands.
Of course, lemmings is the better
choice! What was I thinking? Thanks for writing.
www.internetweekly.org
"Liberalism is trust of the people tempered
by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear. "~William
E. Gladstone, 1866
www.politicalstrikes.com
"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;
as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican." ~H.L. Mencken
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Happy New Year All Hat
No Cattle Viewers
and many thanks to each
and every one of you for a wonderful 2003!
Let's have more fun in 2004!
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Evil GOP Bastard of the Year
for 2003 - click below
www.evilgopbastards.com
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a
2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive. "
-- George W. Bush (Newsweek, Sep 24, 2001)
BUSH/QUAYLE
2004
"Two great European narcotics, alcohol and
Christianity. "
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Gee, and to think, Dubya
has abused both.
www.gopsheeple.com
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise
my hand." -Steven Wright
Tune in tomorrow for the
2004 All Hat No Cattle Awards Ceremony
NASA's Stardust probe is seen approaching the
comet Wild 2 in this artists rendering. After a five-year voyage of 2 billion
miles Stardust is finally nearing the climax of its mission -- a close encounter
with a comet to grab dust samples that could yield clues to the origins of the
solar system. Scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory said on December
30, 2003 that the space probe is scheduled on Friday to plunge into the 'tail'
of gas and debris spewing from the comet Wild 2, passing within 188 miles of the
streaking chunk of rock and ice. (NASA-JPL/HO)
Peace in 2004.
