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Wednesday edition - March 28, 2007
I bet the Iranian president agrees with this administration, that the Geneva convention is quaint.
"According to the L.A. Times, insurgents in Iraq are targeting educated people like professors and librarians. ... If the intelligent are targeted and killed, then the only ones left to lead the country will be the ignorant. So, at least they are getting closer to an American-style democracy." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Why All the Secrecy?
Bob and Joan
Pesta's son Chris died at Fort Bragg last year. The Army told the family he died
from a previously undiagnosed heart condition made worse by the painkillers Army
doctors had prescribed for a back injury..."We immediately requested to go to
Fort Bragg to see our son," Bob Pesta said. "We were refused."
RUMORS OF ROVE CLONING, IN VAST RIGHT-WING ‘SKIN-SPIRACY’
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Must see video - The Fall of John McCain
"Honestly,
Wolf, you'll barely last twenty minutes out there. I don't know what part of
Neverland Senator McCain is talking about when he says we can go strolling in
Baghdad." - Michael Ware, CNN reporter in Baghdad -Video
from Crooks and Liars
"In his new
tell-all book, Republican former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said he partied
too much, drank too much, and slept with too many women he wasn't married
to....When DeLay was cheating and having sex with all these women, that's when
he earned the nickname 'Five-second DeLay.'" --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Will She Be Fired?
The Army's new acting surgeon general said Tuesday she is concerned about long-term morale because the military lacks money to hire enough nurses and mental health specialists to treat thousands of troops coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan.
"Effectively we've moved from an open media environment to a state-controlled media environment, which is a considerable turnaround from the direction media was heading in Afghanistan up until 2005-06," said Adrian Edwards, spokesman of the United Nations Assistance Mission in Afghanistan.
"The liberal assault on our president continues, folks. Yesterday the Democrats pulled out their most underhanded weapon yet -- Republicans. ... Senator Hagel wasted no time in mavericking the president [on screen: Hagel criticizing Bush and saying the U.S. is not a monarchy]. Of course it's not a monarchy. What an outrageous thing to say. The president should confiscate Hagel's land and revoke his privilege." --Stephen Colbert
Republican Shenanigans
Ann Coulter's Head Explodes, Prognosis Good
Hahahaha "The White House always complains that the liberal media never shows the good news coming out of Iraq. So tonight, I'm going to set things right with my new feature 'Lewis Black's Iraq Good New Explosion.' ... Tattoos. For decades under Saddam, they were punishable by death. But now, the only tough part about it is picking out a design. Let's see, should I get 'Mom' or 'Death to America'? I'd go with 'Death to America.' You never know how your feelings for your mom might change." --Lewis Black on The Daily Show While we're at it, let's impeach the Patriot Act. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com Rock-The-Voter News
"There's good news for Iraqi nature lovers. A newly formed conservation group called Nature Iraq has published the country's first ever bird guide. Yes! What a great place to go birding! Let's say we throw on some camouflage, grab some high-powered binoculars, and go lurk. What could go wrong? ... Still, you have to admire the optimism. Imagine a day when Iraqis will want to see something flying towards them in the air." --Lewis Black on The Daily Show
Will another presidency
be tripped up by another Monica?
Biz-Tech News
“And yesterday on MSNBC, indicted Republican Congressman Tom DeLay, who was forced to resign last year -- you might remember that. He said in his new book that he used to cheat on his wife all the time and get drunk. Says 'cause 20 years ago he was -- and this is his quote – ‘a self-centered jerk.’ But that's all changed now. Now he's just a disgraced politician.”- Jay Leno
PTV'S TOP 10: The Greatest Political Web Videos of All Time - YouTube
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Saw this on http://pollyticks.com
Al Gore, Bill
Clinton and George W. Bush go to heaven, and God addresses Al first. ''Al, what
do you believe in?''
Go-F***-Yourself News
Judy
Giuliani admitted Friday Rudy isn't her second husband as believed, but her
third. She's his third wife. By the time the Republican candidates finish
admitting all of their marriages, Hugh Hefner will be the only logical choice
for vice president. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
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Odd News
A bizarre six-sided feature encircling the north pole of Saturn near 78 degrees north latitude has been spied by the visual and infrared mapping spectrometer on NASA's Cassini spacecraft. Credit: NASA/JPL/University of Arizona
Peace.
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