TGIF/Weekend edition - October 30 through November 1, 2009
Perry disses Cheney?
Cheney's 'cheap and easy lines' criticized by Sen. Levin
House bill greatly expands health care coverage
"This is interesting. One of the top selling costumes this Halloween is a vampire version of President Obama called 'Barackula.' Also very popular is the vampire version of former Vice President Dick Cheney, called 'Dick Cheney.'" –Conan O'Brien
Karzai’s Brother Denies Opium Trading, Claims He Merely Likes Poppy Seed Bagels
By Don Davis
Military plane, helicopter collide off SoCal coast The Associated Press
Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the
United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah." –David Letterman
You know what is worse than being sick and not having health insurance? Having to sit through the Lieberman filibuster that kept it from you." –Jon Stewart
"Of course, some people in Connecticut are upset that Joe now opposes the public option. Namely, the 64% of people in Connecticut who support a public option. But remember, Joe's party is 'Connecticut for Lieberman,' not 'Lieberman for Connecticut.' Big difference. You see, Joe's a true independent. He's independent of political parties, and he's independent of his constituents. I say, stick to your principles, Joe. And as soon as you can, let us know what those are." –Stephen Colbert
Limerick For Traitor Joe
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Joe Lieberman’s meanness runs deep.
He’s a back-stabbing, Dem-screwing creep,
Who’s determined to kill
The health reform bill.
But at least he will never be VEEP.
SAVE THE WORLD TO DO LIST
U.S. spy agencies spent $49.8 billion in fiscal year 2009, $2 billion more than in 2008 and the second such multibillion-dollar increase in as many years.
Obama endorses military commissions for Guantánamo detainees Christian Science Monitor
The new Dick Cheney vampire
Obama haters should extol,
Blood within, you see,
Isn’t A or AB,
It’s undiluted vitriol.
- Laugh Lines
One can bet the ranch that Dick Cheney is reloading his shotgun, his verbal shotgun, that is.
A new study suggests males who voted for John McCain experienced drops in testosterone levels once the election results were announced. They did, however, continue to suck in their guts whenever Sarah Palin was around. - Laugh Lines
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To Help You Deflate Photo
Joel Waul, 28, climbs on top of his rubber band ball on the driveway of his home in Lauderhill, Fla., Friday, Oct. 23, 2009. Waul, a 27-year-old who works nights restocking a Gap clothing store, has spent the last six years carefully wrapping and linking and stretching rubber bands of various sizes into the ball shape. The Guinness Book of World Records declared it the world's largest rubber band ball in 2008. Photo/Alan Diaz
Best wishes for a Happy Halloween and remember, don't take candy from strange Republicans.