TGIF/Weekend edition - October 30 through November 1, 2009


Perry disses Cheney?
Dallas Morning News -10-30-09
Former Vice President Dick Cheney is backing the governor's rival, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison. He said he was "real tickled" to have the endorsement of 2008..


Cheney's 'cheap and easy lines' criticized by Sen. Levin
The Detroit News - ‎10-30-09
Carl Levin of Michigan today criticized former Vice President Dick Cheney for "cheap and easy lines" in his recent sharp criticism of President Barack Obama

House bill greatly expands health care coverage
San Francisco Chronicle - ‎10-30-09
(10-30) 04:00 PDT Washington - -- There was rock music instead of trumpets as Speaker Nancy Pelosi and fellow House Democrats used every flourish Thursday


"This is interesting. One of the top selling costumes this Halloween is a vampire version of President Obama called 'Barackula.' Also very popular is the vampire version of former Vice President Dick Cheney, called 'Dick Cheney.'" –Conan O'Brien




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Karzai’s Brother Denies Opium Trading, Claims He Merely Likes Poppy Seed Bagels

By Don Davis








Disturbing News


"Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah." –David Letterman



Republican-Shenanigans News


You know what is worse than being sick and not having health insurance? Having to sit through the Lieberman filibuster that kept it from you." –Jon Stewart



Rock-The-Voter News


"Of course, some people in Connecticut are upset that Joe now opposes the public option. Namely, the 64% of people in Connecticut who support a public option. But remember, Joe's party is 'Connecticut for Lieberman,' not 'Lieberman for Connecticut.' Big difference. You see, Joe's a true independent. He's independent of political parties, and he's independent of his constituents. I say, stick to your principles, Joe. And as soon as you can, let us know what those are." –Stephen Colbert


A Limerick For Traitor Joe
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Joe Lieberman’s meanness runs deep.
He’s a back-stabbing, Dem-screwing creep,
Who’s determined to kill
The health reform bill.
But at least he will never be VEEP.



By johnlegry




Biz-Tech News



Intelligence Costs


U.S. spy agencies spent $49.8 billion in fiscal year 2009, $2 billion more than in 2008 and the second such multibillion-dollar increase in as many years.


Bush-Prison-Torture News



The new Dick Cheney vampire Doll,
Obama haters should extol,
Blood within, you see,
Isn’t A or AB,
It’s undiluted vitriol.


- Laugh Lines


Go-F**k-Yourself News


A new study suggests males who voted for John McCain experienced drops in testosterone levels once the election results were announced. They did, however, continue to suck in their guts whenever Sarah Palin was around. - Laugh Lines





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Joel Waul, 28, climbs on top of his rubber band ball on the driveway of his home in Lauderhill, Fla., Friday, Oct. 23, 2009. Waul, a 27-year-old who works nights restocking a Gap clothing store, has spent the last six years carefully wrapping and linking and stretching rubber bands of various sizes into the ball shape. The Guinness Book of World Records declared it the world's largest rubber band ball in 2008. Photo/Alan Diaz


Best wishes for a Happy Halloween and remember, don't take candy from strange Republicans.




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