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Thursday edition - February 4, 2010 |

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Fractures emerge
as Tea Party convenes
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Stewart tells O'Reilly he's voice of sanity on Fox |
Palin aide: Perry adviser's remark 'crude' and 'disrespectful' |
The Tea Party reminds me of Ross Perot: both are crackpots.
"Osama bin
Laden has released yet another audiotape message. Where does he find all these
audiotapes, O.K.? You can't even buy audiotapes anymore. I mean, is there a tiny
country in the Middle East called Radioshackistan? Is that where they're coming
from? Where do you — we can't even play them. We don't have machines that old."
–Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
China versus Obama
China has hit back at the
United States after President Barack Obama promised to take a tougher line with
Beijing over currency and trade.
In the latest disagreement between Washington and Beijing, Chinese Foreign
Ministry spokesman Ma Zhaoxu on Thursday said the country's currency was set at
a "reasonable level."
And he warned "accusations and pressure" would not help solve the problem.
President Obama got out of jury duty. No word yet about getting us out of Afghanistan.- David Letterman

Disturbing News
Super Bowl Sunday is the one day every year where people around the country say, “Shut up, the commercials are on.” - Laugh Lines
Dogfaces
The American military is rushing delivery of dozens of bomb-detection dogs to Iraq after accusations that widely used mechanical devices are ineffective to pinpoint explosives at checkpoints and other search sites, U.S. and Iraqi officials said.

Republican-Shenanigans News
Limbaugh says Sen. Feingold in league with Bin Laden Examiner.com

Big Dog and Little Man

Former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are scheduled to share the stage this morning at the TD Ameritrade Institutional National Conference
Rock-The-Voter News
"This is
unfortunate. I heard that John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth have legally
separated. Under the reasons for separation, Elizabeth Edwards just wrote 'see
news.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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Biz-Tech News
"Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries." — James Michener, American author (1907-1997).

Internet search firm Google is finalizing a deal that would let the National Security Agency help it investigate a corporate espionage attack that may have originated in China, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Today's Highlight in History:
On Feb. 4, 1783, Britain's King George III proclaimed a formal cessation of
hostilities in the American Revolutionary War.
On this date:
In 1789, electors chose George Washington to be the first president of the
United States.
In 1861, delegates from six Southern states met in Montgomery, Ala., to form the
Confederate States of America.

Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dick Cheney is still hiding out.
The Super Bowl is Sunday. The people of New Orleans finally have something to cheer about since the disaster that hit their city in 2005. FEMA.- Laugh Lines


Thank you, John!

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