The Tea Party reminds me of Ross Perot: both are crackpots.
"Osama bin
Laden has released yet another audiotape message. Where does he find all these
audiotapes, O.K.? You can't even buy audiotapes anymore. I mean, is there a tiny
country in the Middle East called Radioshackistan? Is that where they're coming
from? Where do you — we can't even play them. We don't have machines that old."
–Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam China versus Obama
China has hit back at the
United States after President Barack Obama promised to take a tougher line with
Beijing over currency and trade.
President Obama got out of jury duty. No word yet about getting us out of Afghanistan.- David Letterman
Disturbing News
Super Bowl Sunday is the one day every year where people around the country say, “Shut up, the commercials are on.” - Laugh Lines
Dogfaces
The American military is rushing delivery of dozens of bomb-detection dogs to Iraq after accusations that widely used mechanical devices are ineffective to pinpoint explosives at checkpoints and other search sites, U.S. and Iraqi officials said.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Big Dog and Little Man
Former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are scheduled to share the stage this morning at the TD Ameritrade Institutional National Conference
Rock-The-Voter News
"This is
unfortunate. I heard that John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth have legally
separated. Under the reasons for separation, Elizabeth Edwards just wrote 'see
news.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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Biz-Tech News
"Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries." — James Michener, American author (1907-1997).
Internet search firm Google is finalizing a deal that would let the National Security Agency help it investigate a corporate espionage attack that may have originated in China, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
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Go-F**k-Yourself News
The Super Bowl is Sunday. The people of New Orleans finally have something to cheer about since the disaster that hit their city in 2005. FEMA.- Laugh Lines
Thank you, John!
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Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
This photo
released by Melanie Typaldos shows Typaldos and Caplin her pet capybara wearing
his Halloween costume. The capybara, Hydrochoerus Hydrochaeris, is a
semi-aquatic rodent of South America. It weighs about a hundred pounds, and is
about 2 feet tall at the shoulder.
Peace.
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