March 20 2003
Howard Dean's statement on
in new feud with the US
GOP to Hammer Democratic War Critics
Washington Post, DC - 3-20-03
... other outspoken congressional Democrats are only "emboldening Saddam Hussein" by echoing concerns raised by France and other international critics of Bush's ...
GOP rebukes Daschle for war plan criticism - Boston Globe
Senators take issue with war - North Adams Transcript
The new Copperhead Caucus - WorldNetDaily
No cartoon today. I wonder what our men and women are fighting for over in Iraq. Isn't it to preserve our freedoms, which includes freedom of speech? Apparently not.
With a Colin, a Dick and a Bush in charge what did you expect?
Bush and Powell Plan World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis."
Animation "I'm sooo proud " flag wavers wouldn't understand
courtesy of Erich Mangl
The right wing loves to wrap themselves in Old Glory. And they are the first to try to limit your freedom of speech. The above animation was done by an Austrian acquaintance of mine.
Newspaper Headlines 2035
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
"Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering." óGeorge Bush Sr., in 1989
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have ó he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." óGeorge W. Bush, in Feb. 2000
No wonder we're back in Iraq.
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