Wednesday edition - May 6, 2009
Bush Officials Try to Alter Ethics Report
Bristol Palin promotes teen pregnancy prevention
Schwarzenegger welcomes debate over legalizing pot
Teen pregnancy prevention and marijuana legalization--who would have thought Republicans would tackle these issues. I wonder how quickly they will blow it? Pun intended.
Well, former presidential candidate John Edwards is now admitting that Federal investigators are looking into his presidential campaign finances and the fact that he paid over $100,000 to his mistress. Of course, Edwards is denying any impropriety. He said his mistress earned every penny.- Jay Leno
Banned In The UK
A US radio talk show host
says he will sue the British government for defamation after being placed on a
list of people banned from entering the UK.
Conservative political commentator Michael Savage, real name Michael Alan Weiner, is one of 22 people barred for fostering extremism or hate.
Bye Bye Miss California
The directors of the Miss
California USA pageant are looking into whether title holder Carrie Prejean
violated her contract by working with a national group opposed to gay marriage
and by posing semi-nude when she was a teenage model.
Pageant spokesman Roger Neal said Tuesday that it appears Prejean has run afoul of several sections of the 12-page contract that all prospective contestants were required to sign before competing in the November state contest.
Please Support Al Hat No Cattle
President Obama said that the country needs to remember that it is cool to be
smart. Today, former President George W. Bush gave the rebuttal." --Jay Leno
Joe the Plumber is Very Queer Huffington Post
Mormons Secretly Baptized Obama's Dead Mom
The Mormons had posthumously
baptized Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham. Baptizing the dead of other
faith's, secretly and without the consent of their families,
is a common Mormon practice. For the past fifteen years the Mormons have
caused quite a stir by forcibly baptizing Jewish Holocaust victims - in other
words, converting them to Mormonism - despite strong objections from the Jewish
Joe Biden yells "FLU!" in crowded movie theater. --Grant "Brad" Gerver
First 100 days of first lady fashion MiamiHerald.com
The Daily Show
Interior Secretary Ken
Salazar is either about to score a major public relations coup for the Obama
White House or wind up with some egg on his face.
On Thursday Salazar will be a guest on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," which is like playing with fire for politicians. Some emerge unscathed, while others get skewered by the host's sharp wit.
"In the latest swine flu update, the Mexican government has told its citizens to stay home, to which Lou Dobbs said, 'I've been telling them that for years!'" --Jay Leno
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AIG bonuses four times higher Politico
Oh, the economy is in bad shape. The economy is so bad China is now making toys out of synthetic lead.- Jay Leno
MI5 agents 'tried to recruit Guantánamo detainees' Telegraph.co.uk
By Madeleine Begun Kane
We’re endangered, the GOP says,
By a handshake with Hugo Chavez.
Seems the nation Bush left
Is wholly bereft
And too weak for some pics with the Prez.
Obama may choose Hillary Clinton as Souter’s replacement. So the big question
now is, well, can she make the transition from pantsuits to robes. - David
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To Help You Deflate Photo
provided by the Department of Justice shows detained suspect Sony Dong, with
songbirds strapped to his legs at Los Angeles International Airport. Dong was
charged Tuesday, May 5, 2009 with smuggling song birds into the United States by
strapping more than a dozen of them to his legs and trying to walk out of the
Los Angeles International Airport.
Photo/Department of Justice