Wednesday edition - May 6, 2009



Bush Officials Try to Alter Ethics Report
Washington Post -5-6-09
By Carrie Johnson - Former Bush administration officials have launched a behind-the-scenes campaign to urge Justice Department leaders to soften an ethics...


Bristol Palin promotes teen pregnancy prevention
The Associated Press - ‎5-6-09‎
Sarah Palin has been appointed as a Teen Ambassador for The Candie's Foundation. Bristol Palin will participate in a town hall meeting Wednesday in New York

Schwarzenegger welcomes debate over legalizing pot
Reuters - ‎5-6-09‎
By Steve Gorman - LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said on Tuesday he welcomes a public debate on proposals to legalize and tax marijuana, which some suggest could provide a lucrative new revenue source for the


Teen pregnancy prevention and marijuana legalization--who would have thought Republicans would tackle these issues. I wonder how quickly they will blow it? Pun intended.



Well, former presidential candidate John Edwards is now admitting that Federal investigators are looking into his presidential campaign finances and the fact that he paid over $100,000 to his mistress. Of course, Edwards is denying any impropriety. He said his mistress earned every penny.- Jay Leno



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



Banned In The UK


A US radio talk show host says he will sue the British government for defamation after being placed on a list of people banned from entering the UK.

Conservative political commentator Michael Savage, real name Michael Alan Weiner, is one of 22 people barred for fostering extremism or hate.



Disturbing News


Bye Bye Miss California


The directors of the Miss California USA pageant are looking into whether title holder Carrie Prejean violated her contract by working with a national group opposed to gay marriage and by posing semi-nude when she was a teenage model.

Pageant spokesman Roger Neal said Tuesday that it appears Prejean has run afoul of several sections of the 12-page contract that all prospective contestants were required to sign before competing in the November state contest.



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"And President Obama said that the country needs to remember that it is cool to be smart. Today, former President George W. Bush gave the rebuttal." --Jay Leno



Republican-Shenanigans News

Mormons Secretly Baptized Obama's Dead Mom



The Mormons had posthumously baptized Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham. Baptizing the dead of other faith's, secretly and without the consent of their families, is a common Mormon practice. For the past fifteen years the Mormons have caused quite a stir by forcibly baptizing Jewish Holocaust victims - in other words, converting them to Mormonism - despite strong objections from the Jewish community.


Joe Biden yells "FLU!" in crowded movie theater. --Grant "Brad" Gerver



Rock-The-Voter News

The Daily Show


Interior Secretary Ken Salazar is either about to score a major public relations coup for the Obama White House or wind up with some egg on his face.

On Thursday Salazar will be a guest on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," which is like playing with fire for politicians. Some emerge unscathed, while others get skewered by the host's sharp wit.


"In the latest swine flu update, the Mexican government has told its citizens to stay home, to which Lou Dobbs said, 'I've been telling them that for years!'" --Jay Leno





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Biz-Tech News


Oh, the economy is in bad shape. The economy is so bad China is now making toys out of synthetic lead.- Jay Leno



Bush-Prison-Torture News


Quaking Over Handshakes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

We’re endangered, the GOP says,
By a handshake with Hugo Chavez.
Seems the nation Bush left
Is wholly bereft
And too weak for some pics with the Prez.


Go-F**k-Yourself News


Barack Obama may choose Hillary Clinton as Souter’s replacement. So the big question now is, well, can she make the transition from pantsuits to robes. - David Letterman



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This photo provided by the Department of Justice shows detained suspect Sony Dong, with songbirds strapped to his legs at Los Angeles International Airport. Dong was charged Tuesday, May 5, 2009 with smuggling song birds into the United States by strapping more than a dozen of them to his legs and trying to walk out of the Los Angeles International Airport.
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