August 13  2003 Wednesday

 

A Queer Summer for Gays
Newsweek - 8-13-03



... CONSIDER ALL THAT has happened recently:
The Supreme Court ruled that states couldn’t make gay sex illegal. New York City is setting up a full-fledged high school for gay students ... Of course, there are still those among us fighting the homofication of America. One of them is George W. Bush ...
 

US soldier killed, another wounded in roadside blast
Canada.com, Canada - 8-13-03


... was wounded Wednesday when their convoy hit a roadside bomb in northern Iraq ... 58 of US troops killed in action since May 1, when US President George W. Bush ...

Order to use WMD may have been bluff
Taipei Times, Taiwan -8-13-03


The former UN inspector hired by the President George W. Bush administration to find evidence that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction will claim in ...


 

Queer Eye for the Crooked Guys could have been the headliner on the above phototoon.  There is so much to make fun of--so little time.

Doesn't Dick Cheney look like the comedian, Bill Maher, in the above pic? Scary, huh? And Condi Rice looks more natural in the above attire, don't you agree? No makeover seems to help W--the smirk can't be erased by good fashion attire.

 


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The Eye! The Eye! The Eye! The Eye! The Eye!

Missile sting suspect due in court
CNN - 8-13-03


NEWARK, New Jersey (CNN) -- A British citizen arrested for his alleged involvement in a plot to smuggle a surface-to-air missile into the United States will appear in federal court Wednesday.

The man, identified by a senior U.S. government source as Hekmat Lakhani and arrested Tuesday, will appear before U.S. Magistrate Judge Susan D. Wigenton at 10 a.m in Newark, New Jersey.

The FBI also arrested two gem dealers allegedly involved in the plot to smuggle a shoulder-launched surface-to-air missile into the country...
 


 Terror Alert Level Of Bush - Yellow

 

 


Abbas: Israeli Practices Lead to Total Collapse
Scoop.co.nz (press release), New Zealand - 8-13-03

They are moving the ball to the Palestinian field. Israel does not want the ceasefire and is violating the ceasefire so we cannot talk about extending the ...
       Israel Defies US & Diverts Attention to Hizbullah - Scoop.co.nz (press release)


Police preparing to open Temple Mount to Jews next week

Jerusalem police are preparing for renewed visits
of Jews to the Temple Mount next week, following
Public Security Minister Tzachi Hanegbi's
statement Monday that the Temple Mount would open
"to Jews, tourists and non-Muslim pilgrims next
week, even if there is no agreement with the
waqf."
 

The Only Peacemaker


So, you think California has gone crazy?

 

Take a look at Jeb's Florida!

 

Karl Rove: Fla. 'Ground Zero' in 2004
Wednesday August 13, 2003 8:49 AM


PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) - Karl Rove, President Bush's top political adviser, says Florida will play a crucial role in the president's re-election strategy next year.

Rove, in an interview with editors and reporters of The News Herald of Panama City, said the campaign strategy in Florida would be a combination of ``brotherly love'' - a reference to the president's younger brother, Gov. Jeb Bush - and an effort to ``register, identify and turn out our vote.''


Dollars for prison enrollment
St. Petersburg Times- August 13, 2003

Florida prisons took in more inmates in June than in any month in the past decade, which creates a problem for which Gov. Jeb Bush has a ready solution....In this case, the governor is asking for $60-million to house new inmates while the universities are denied $66-million to accommodate eight times as many new students.

The prisons get the money. The universities get a scolding


Jeb Bush Mocks Gary Coleman's Size
WTOV9.com, OH - Aug 12, 2003
ORLANDO, Fla. -- Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is glad former child actor Gary
Coleman lives in California. Bush is weighing-in on the California ...


 

 

 

 

 


 

Sick Veteran Battles Bureaucracy Back Home
TampaBay Online 8-13-03

WASHINGTON (AP) - After Army Sgt. Vannessa Turner survived a still-unknown illness doctors feared would kill her, she thought her toughest battle was over.
But since a military flight brought Turner home she says she's had to fight to get medical treatment and can't even get personal items returned.

The homefront, she's finding, can be as daunting as the front lines in Iraq.

"It's easier to stay a soldier and be in harm's way than to come home and get care," said Turner, her quiet voice quaking with emotion....

Yeah, sure, Bush really cares about our troops.
 


I DON'T HAVE TO SUPPORT THE MORON.


I'M AN AMERICAN, NOT A JOCKSTRAP!

 

 

 

www.atwitsend.org   By Bob Witkowski

8/12/03 - Say Whaaaaaaat? & Other Things

 

...Those of us who've been trashing the Moron's Foreign and Domestic policies have been taking heat from the media Morons for being so negative. Oh boo hoo. We have no alternatives. We're just negative. We stand for nothing. Blah, blah, blah. Well, it's hard to stay silent when witnessing the march to fascism; when watching the deliberate bankrupting of America; when watching the deliberate lying and deceit; when watching the dissolution of the Middle Class; when watching the destruction of the wall of separation between Church and State.

Okay...'nuff said.

Here's some of my solutions. Feel free to dissect and discuss. I'll be honored to post, unedited and uncensored, and all rebuttals, counter-arguments, etc.

1. Repeal the two tax cuts for the top 1% of the wealthiest Americans;

2. Make permanent the tax cuts for the rest of us;

3. Allow up to $10 Million exemption on the Inheritance Tax; thereafter tax the amount over that at 25%;

4. Raise the taxable amount of FICA (Social Security Tax income) to $200,000 up from the now pitiful $65,000;.....

click here for the entire commentary
 


IRAQ McDONALDS

US military families push to bring Iraq troops home
MSNBC - 8-13-03
... 52 degrees C), they haven't had anything but MREs (Meals Ready to Eat),'' she told Reuters, adding that uncertainty about when the troops would come home was ...


Bring Them Home Now
WTVG, OH - 8-13-03
... based in the military community will launch Bring Them Home Now, a campaign aimed at ending the US occupation of Iraq and returning troops to their home bases ...
       Group of military families and veterans demands withdrawal from ...  - WKBN
 


Lots of Emails:


 

I have request for you. Start using the phrase, "Fair and Balanced" as much as possible. Al Franken is being sued by FOX News for using this common phrase in the title of his new book. What a joke -- what's next. Are they going to sue Dan Rather for saying, "this just in"?

Let's make FOX sue everyone who uses the common phrase, "Fair and Balanced", so they look like the a*sholes that they are.

GZ\

Dear GZ,
Great minds think alike. I hope you enjoy today's edition.
Thanks for writing.
Lisa




Subject: Families: not bring em on, W, but bring them home...

http://www.bringthemhomenow.org

Military families, veterans active duty personnel and reservists... mobilizing opposition...
Editerette

Dear Editerette,
I couldn't agree more. Thanks for the link.
Lisa




Subject: Is Ann Coulter Fox News'attorney?

Hi Lisa,

Just finished reading reading Al Franken's response to the fox law suit.

Here's an excerpt form the court papers, filed by fu*ks news :

In its court papers, Fox described the author and liberal commentator as "neither a journalist nor a television news personality. He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable. His views lack any serious depth or insight."

Fox alleged that Franken was "either intoxicated or deranged" when he attacked the network and conservative host Bill O'Reilly at an April press correspondents dinner. The lawsuit also says that Franken has been described as "increasingly unfunny."

This writing smells like something from the poisoned keyboard of anny fanny.....

I think both she and f*cks news are becoming increasing un funny....

Got get 'em Big Al!

Take care,

Tom

Dear Tom,
Those allegations sure sound alot like Ann Coulter. If not, she was probably paid big fat compassionate conservative bucks as a consul.
Thanks Tom.
Lisa




I don't think it's so much that southerners keep trying to win the civil war by reenacting it. They do reenactments up north. They even do them out here in the Pacific Northwest, which had virtually nothing to do with the civil war. It's just boys wanting to play soldier (I am amazed how many wifes get sucked into this, making and wearing the big frilly dresses in the heat and rain).

What bothers me is that white southerners won't give up on how badly they were wronged by the civil war. And, this includes whites whose ancestors were Yankees or still in Europe during the war. (I have lived in the south to experience it firsthand.)

J. Andrus
Oregon

I find reenacting the Civil War akin to reenacting the bombing of Hiroshima or Nagasaki. It is absurd. Even if it is little boys wanting to play soldier--then they should join the military.
I agree with you how badly white southerners were wronged...they still are, the south still won't let in unions hence: poverty in all skin colors and a lower quality of life, education, clean air, etc...

Thanks for writing.
Lisa




I love what you are doing; please keep doing it!
Your fan, George Rodriguez

Dear George,
We love your thoughts, too.

Thanks for writing.
Lisa

 


Zelda, Do we need some Barbie Therapy?

Lisa


 

 

I received this email from the DNC Chairman

 

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Fair and balanced gymnasts who would prefer talking about Clinton's missile instead of Bush's missiles.

(AHNC Photo-TrapezeCam)

 

 

 

 

 

Peace.