Tuesday edition - May 6, 2008





Democratic Nominee Could Be Decided Today
U.S. News & World Report, DC - 5-6-08
Ahead of today's primaries, much of the media is portraying both the Indiana and North Carolina contests as too close to call -- though many top analysts...


Russia, US to sign civilian nuclear pact-source
Reuters -5-6-08
By Guy Faulconbridge MOSCOW, May 6 (Reuters) - Russia and the United States will sign a long awaited civilian nuclear cooperation pact on Tuesday that will

Soldier suicides could trump war tolls: US health official
AFP - 5-6-08
WASHINGTON (AFP) Suicides and "psychological mortality" among US soldiers who served in Iraq and Afghanistan could exceed battlefield deaths if their


"I don't know if you're aware of this. We just passed a big milestone yesterday. True story. Yesterday was the five-year anniversary of President Bush's speech in front of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. Yeah, to celebrate, today, President Bush gave a speech in front of a banner that said 'Economic Recession Over.'" --Conan O'Brien





Where In The World Is Condoleezza?


Seems no job's too small for Condoleezza Rice when it comes to the Middle East these days.

After initially resisting the idea, the top envoy for a Bush administration that once sniffed at Mideast peacemaking as a fool's game is shuttling between Israeli and Palestinian leaders and getting into nitty-gritty obstacles that have blocked progress and dimmed hopes for a peace deal this year.


"A federal study released today shows that President Bush's $1 billion-a-year 'Reading First' program has done nothing to increase the reading skills of young students. However, his 'Oil Company First' program is going like gangbusters." --Jay Leno







Disturbing News

McCain On Jeremiah Wright


John McCain said today that Hispanic voters are tailor-made for the Republican message and he also vowed not to make Rev. Jeremiah Wright an issue in his campaign, though he added he won't be the referee for others who choose to.



"According to the latest CNN poll, President Bush's disapproval rating is 71%. 71%. That's unbelievable, isn't it? That 29% still approve? Who are these people? That makes him the most unpopular president in history, and math and science, too." --Jay Leno




A Washington DC Madam with a black book filled with the "DC Elite" commits suicide rather than write a bestseller while imprisoned for a few years


Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the Washington escort service operator who hanged herself last week, left behind two suicide notes, including one that described her recent racketeering trial as a "modern day lynching."



GOP Obamarama


Republicans can hardly contain their glee as they watch Barack Obama battle through a rocky period. And why should they?

Nothing else is breaking the GOP's way this year. But, at least now, the Democrats' political phenom is tarnished, and, if he defeats Hillary Rodham Clinton for the Democratic nomination, he will enter the general election campaign not only bruised and battered but also carrying baggage as he faces Republican John McCain...."The bark is stripped off him a little bit," said Reed Galen, a Republican who worked on President Bush's campaigns. "Are the folks on the Republican side of the aisle happy to let Hillary do that? Absolutely."





"And a little bit of history for you. It was this week in 1803 that Thomas Jefferson completed the Louisiana Purchase. That was back in the day when presidents actually cared about what happened to Louisiana." --Jay Leno


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Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America - The David Letterman Show

10.   We have more Dakotas than every other country combined

 9.   Canadian Bacon: soggy and chewy; American Bacon: crisp and delicious!

 8.   Thanks to the internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7--there's your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy?

 7.    232 years and not one cookie shortage

 6.   TiVO

 5.   Did I mention the soup? MMM, soup

 4.   Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?

 3.   Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?

 2.   Is this the part where I say, "Live from New York it's Saturday Night Live!"?

 1.   We've got Regis











An Iraqi man sued two U.S. military contractors, claiming he was repeatedly tortured while being held at the notorious Abu Ghraib prison for more than 10 months.

Emad al-Janabi's federal lawsuit, filed Monday in Los Angeles, claims that employees of CACI International Inc. and L-3 Communications Holdings Inc. punched him, slammed him into walls, hung him from a bed frame and kept him naked and handcuffed in his cell beginning in September 2003.





U.S. officials in Baghdad made a deal to build a Marriott hotel in the Green Zone, including a future golf course. It practically builds itself. The location of the sand traps and today's pin placements will be determined by last night's mortar fire. - Argus Hamilton






Laura Bush Holds Press Conference on Myramarr Deaths And Jenna's Wedding!


A White House press conference given by First Lady Laura Bush took a bizarre and insensitive twist when the focus of the conference, the devastation wrought by a powerful cyclone in Myanmar, switched to Jenna Bush's upcoming wedding.



The Bush women aren't the most sensitive ladies, are they?


Let us not forget First Lady Barbara Bush's quote about the invasion of Iraq -- "But why should we hear about body bags and deaths, and how many, what day it's gonna happen, and how many this or that or what do you suppose? Or, I mean, it's not relevant. So, why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that."


Let us eat cake!




First Lady Laura Bush on Hurricane Corina.. Katrina? -YouTube





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A french bulldog, named 'Spoon', has a mock up of a cigar in its mouth during a dog show in Dortmund May 2, 2008. More than 6,000 dogs competed for the title of the best pedigree hound on May 2 to 4, 2008 in Dortmund.
Photo/ Ina Fassbender