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Tuesday edition - May 6, 2008
"I don't
know if you're aware of this. We just passed a big milestone yesterday. True
story. Yesterday was the five-year anniversary of President Bush's speech in
front of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. Yeah, to celebrate, today, President
Bush gave a speech in front of a banner that said 'Economic Recession Over.'"
--Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
Where In The World Is Condoleezza?
Seems no job's too small for
Condoleezza Rice when it comes to the Middle East these days.
"A federal study released today shows that President Bush's $1 billion-a-year 'Reading First' program has done nothing to increase the reading skills of young students. However, his 'Oil Company First' program is going like gangbusters." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
McCain On Jeremiah Wright
John McCain said today that Hispanic voters are tailor-made for the Republican message and he also vowed not to make Rev. Jeremiah Wright an issue in his campaign, though he added he won't be the referee for others who choose to.
"According
to the latest CNN poll, President Bush's disapproval rating is 71%. 71%. That's
unbelievable, isn't it? That 29% still approve? Who are these people? That makes
him the most unpopular president in history, and math and science, too."
--Jay Leno
A Washington DC Madam with a black book filled with the "DC Elite" commits suicide rather than write a bestseller while imprisoned for a few years
Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the
Washington escort service operator who hanged herself last week, left behind two
suicide notes, including one that described her recent racketeering trial as
a "modern day lynching."
Republican-Shenanigans-News
GOP Obamarama
Republicans can hardly
contain their glee as they watch Barack Obama battle through a rocky period. And
why should they?
"And a
little bit of history for you. It was this week in 1803 that Thomas Jefferson
completed the Louisiana Purchase. That was back in the day when presidents
actually cared about what happened to Louisiana." --Jay Leno Subject: your site
Love it. No Kos type preaching. Right wing nut case free.
I bet you own a gun.
Ren Scotland
Yes, I do. One must protect their beautiful mind.
I also own a few shoulder mounted FIM-92 Stinger surface-to-air missiles.
Rock-The-Voter-News
Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton
Loves America - The David Letterman Show
Biz-Tech-News
Payback
An Iraqi man sued two U.S.
military contractors, claiming he was repeatedly tortured while being held at
the notorious Abu Ghraib prison for more than 10 months.
U.S. officials in Baghdad made a deal to build a Marriott hotel in the Green Zone, including a future golf course. It practically builds itself. The location of the sand traps and today's pin placements will be determined by last night's mortar fire. - Argus Hamilton
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
Laura Bush Holds Press Conference on Myramarr Deaths And Jenna's Wedding!
A White House press conference given by First Lady Laura Bush took a bizarre and insensitive twist when the focus of the conference, the devastation wrought by a powerful cyclone in Myanmar, switched to Jenna Bush's upcoming wedding.
The Bush women aren't the most sensitive ladies, are they?
Let us not forget First Lady Barbara Bush's quote about the invasion of Iraq -- "But why should we hear about body bags and deaths, and how many, what day it's gonna happen, and how many this or that or what do you suppose? Or, I mean, it's not relevant. So, why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that."
Let us eat cake!
First Lady Laura
Bush on Hurricane Corina.. Katrina? -YouTube
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Odd News
A french
bulldog, named 'Spoon', has a mock up of a cigar in its mouth during a dog show
in Dortmund May 2, 2008. More than 6,000 dogs competed for the title of the best
pedigree hound on May 2 to 4, 2008 in Dortmund.
Peace.
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