Wednesday edition - July 30, 2008

 

 

 

 

'Internet Tubes' Senator Ted Stevens indicted
Inquirer, UK - 7-30-08
TED STEVENS, the US Senator who infamously described the Internet as 'tubes', has been indicted by a federal grand jury for not reporting hundreds of thousands of dollars in home renovations, automobiles and other 'gifts' that he received from the oil pipeline contracting company VECO.

 

US auditor says funding for Iraqi rebuilding should cease
Los Angeles Times, CA - 7-30-08
With burgeoning oil income and unspent money from previous budgets, the war-torn nation can meet its own needs, the special inspector general says

Rice Urges Iran to Accept Incentives Package
Voice of America - 7-30-08
US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Tuesday urged Iran to prove its interest in better relations by accepting the big-power offer of


 

Don't fret about Sen.Ted Stevens' indictment, like most setbacks for the Republicans, it's a great boon for America.

 


Series of Tubes Quote from Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK)

 

 

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
 


 

[Senator Stevens,] you don't know jack *bleep* about computers or the Internet. Hey, that's OK. You're just the guy in charge of regulating it. - Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show," July 12, 2006

 


 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


CIA Update

 

A top Central Intelligence Agency official traveled secretly to Islamabad this month to confront Pakistanís most senior officials with new information about ties between the countryís powerful spy service and militants operating in Pakistanís tribal areas, according to American military and intelligence officials.

 


www.seedsofdoubt.com

 


 

"While Barack Obama was campaigning in Germany, he spoke to a half million people in Germany, a half million people. And while he was doing that, John McCain, he wasn't laying around, no, no, John McCain was out driving in his driveway and he backed over the mailbox." --David Letterman

 


 

Disturbing News


 

 

It's a year of superheroes in Hollywood, with the big-budget epics of Batman, Iron Man and the Hulk, but a big-budget production out of Washington, D.C., is carving a niche in the animation trend.

Presumptive nominees John McCain and Barack Obama will star this fall in their own comic books put out by IDW Publishing, a San Diego-based publisher better known for telling the stories of robots ("The Transformers") and vampires ("30 Days of Night").
 


 

 

 

 


 

Barack Obama went to the doctor today. He has a sore hip, apparently. Finally, the two presidential candidates have something in common. - Craig Ferguson

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

The whole Republican party is corrupt. Giving tax cuts to the rich (who are rich by the way, not poor or busted) while running up a national debt is the same as stealing money from the government. - AHNC Viewer

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 Across Capitol Hill, Democratic-led committees are considering punishments for past and present Bush administration officials for a range of alleged misdeeds, from discriminating against liberals at the Justice Department to blowing off subpoenas and lying to Congress.
 


 

 


 

"You know, they said on the news earlier tonight that this political campaign has only 100 days left. Only! Anybody complaining that this thing was dragging out? Oh, not quick enough? ... Only 100 days left. Oh, God! 100 Days. I don't know what's less likely, Barack Obama getting enough experience in 100 days, or John McCain living another 100 days." --Jay Leno

 


 


Biz-Tech News


 

"I'm not the only one who noticed the press' bias against John McCain. So has John McCain. Last week, his campaign sent an e-mail to reporters saying, 'It's pretty obvious that the media has a bizarre fascination with Barack Obama. Some may even say it's a love affair.' This has got to be hard on McCain. It is tough seeing your old flame with someone new. John McCain and the media had a very hot fling back in the summer of 2000. They even had cute little nicknames for each other. The press called McCain 'maverick,' and McCain called the press any time he wanted favorable coverage." --Stephen Colbert
 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Now, Phil Spector endorses Obama at his murder trial hearing

 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Odd News


 

 

A High Ridge, Missouri woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. Kelly Ramey says, "I think I found Jesus on a Cheeto as funny as that sounds."

She bought a bag of a local convenience store, and inside the bag she felt something unusual.

"I looked at that and I thought, 'Oh my that looks like Jesus on the cross.' It was just like wow," she says.

 

Enough said.

 

Photo/Kelly Ramey

 

Peace.