One can only hope that those who authorized torture will be held accountable. Doncha think, President Obama?
Bush comes out strong on newly-released torture memos: "It's not like we branded or de-nutted 'em." - Grant "Bud" Gerver
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
America Doesn't Have To Fight For Sex On Demand After All!
The Afghan government will change a law that critics say legalizes rape within marriage for Shia Muslims, President Hamid Karzai told CNN Thursday.
"This is like the Boston tea party for people that decided, let's say, I don't know, two and a half months ago, that they didn't want to pay taxes anymore. The tea part is just a metaphor [on screen: a Fox News reporter pointing to boxes at one of the tea parties containing a million tea bags]. Let me get this straight. To protest wasteful spending, you bought a million tea bags. Are you protesting taxes or irony?" --Jon Stewart, on the tea party protests
Disturbing News
"Some Americans did a very dumb thing today. They had tea party protests. They've been mailing tea bags to Congress to I guess express their dissatisfaction with taxes and government spending because nothing shakes a politician up like a complimentary bag of tea. 'Hey if you don't straighten up next year, crumpets, buddy.'" --Jimmy Kimmel
John Ziegler arrest at Couric award ceremony for Palin interview Was he
arrested? Jindal's Gravy Train
When Louisiana
Gov. Bobby Jindal gabbed with Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" about how he
adopted his first name from one of "The Brady Bunch" kids, taxpayers paid for
his state trooper security detail watching from the wings....An Associated Press
review of travel records shows that providing legally mandated security on the
trips has cost the state tens of thousands of dollars since Jindal took office
in January 2008 —
money that hasn't been reimbursed by him or his campaign. Jindal insists
he's only interested in being re-elected governor, but he has traveled to a
dozen states to collect campaign dollars and stump for himself or other
Republican-Shenanigans News
Chuck Norris For President Of Texas!
"I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state."...
"According to MSNBC, there's a big problem with identity theft affecting electronic tax filing. People are stealing other people's identities, filing taxes in their name, and then getting their refund check. Today, half the Obama administration said, 'That's what happened to us!'" --Jay Leno
I hope like hell Texas does secede. - Grant "Bud" Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
Subject: Morning Joke
Lisa, You have Joe Scarborough nailed. He and his co-hostage Mika are opportunists. I watched them yesterday and Joe referred to Mika's ovaries in a PMS sort of way. Are they trying to create sexual tension or misogyny? Joe always calls Hillary his "girlfriend", huh? Is he into older women or is he condescending? Inquiring minds want to know! Anyway, when Mika wore a Sarah Palin button during that silly CPAC get together last month I got the message. Mika supports Palin. I never saw any TV anchor ever wear a button supporting any candidate. It was a first for me. Even Chris Matthews, who said Obama sent a chill down his leg did not wear an Obama button. Anyway, did you see that? I haven't seen any mention of it on blogs or from the news media. Love your site. BD in LA
No I didn't see the ovary incident. And ovaries are one of my favorite early morning subjects!
Joe and Mika seemed to have taken acting lessons from the school of Sen. Larry Craig -- creepy.
I did see Mika proudly wearing the Sarah button. Hey, Mika's a professional journalist just like all those anchors at FoxNews. Oh, wait, no FoxNews anchor wore any buttons either. Well, that proves that Mika is in a league of her own. PMSNBC
"You know
what you call a bunch of lawyers sitting around out of work doing nothing?
Congress!" --Jay Leno
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Teabagging Humor Roundup - about.com
Bionic Man
He's Walter Reed's bionic man, a wounded warrior who walks on a pair of new battery-powered prosthetic legs outfitted with some of the most high-tech gizmos around. No, Army Lt. Col. Greg Gadson can't move like he did when he was a linebacker on West Point's football team or a battalion commander in Iraq.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
I Love This Lady
The Scottish woman who became an Internet singing sensation after her performance on a British talent show said Friday she doesn't want fame to change her.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"In Arlington, Virginia, the Environmental Protection Agency is holding something called the National Bed Bug Summit. Health officials are going to offer advice on how to combat the growing problem of bed bugs. And it's being held in Arlington's Crystal City Sheraton Hotel. See, that's when you know the economy is bad, okay? When a Sheraton hotel is thrilled to be hosting the bed bug summit. 'Hey, be sure to come back in June for the big head lice symposium.'" --Jay Leno
Subject: Your website
Lisa, I love you and your site. How are the finances going? Mine suck but I send $5 every month and you're worth it!!!! I think you would have more donations but your site is a site for the intelligent and politically saavy and America isn't. They don't get it. Just sayin' Love, J - NYC
I thought my site was for the politically frustrated!
Finances. sigh. I'm just keeping my head above water. Refinancing failed and no homes have sold in my town for months. My options are limited to AHNC, and great thanks to my generous viewers.
I treat my site and viewers as I would treat my family and friends. I'm loyal, dependable and try to be funny!
Thanks so much for writing, J.
AHNC weekend commentary
Can it get any crazier? Yes, and it will
Many folks with functioning brains might be lulled into thinking that the events
of the past week represented the depths of behavior that extremist conservatives
can reach.
Over a third of the way there! Thank you!
24 donations to date
No donations yesterday but Archie sent me tow DVDs! Thank you Archie.
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
This
photo provided by the journal Science shows iron oxides stain the snout of the
Taylor Glacier, McMurdo Dry Valleys, Antarctica, forming a feature commonly
referred to as Blood Falls. The iron originates from ancient subglacial brine
that episodically discharges to the surface. Outflow collected at Blood Falls
provides access to a unique subglacial ecosystem that harbors a microbial
consortium which actively cycles iron, sulfur and carbon for growth.
I wish you all a peaceful weekend.
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